Star Wars: The Musical
Summary: A collection of song parodies based on Oliver! the musical - just imagine Vader singing! R&R
Characters: All the usual Star Wars characters, primary focus on the prequel trilogy.
Timeframe: Spans the saga.
Disclaimer: Star Wars belongs to George Lucas, Oliver! belongs to Lionel Bart. Don't sue me – I own nothing
A/N: My first attempt at humour/parody. It all started when I was in the musical for school – I kept seeing Darth Vader singing 'Reviewing the Situation'. So I decided to write a few little ditties. Hope you enjoy! The first one is a bit dodgy, but hang in there. Reviewing the Situation is pretty good – so just wait for that one! Force Glorious Force is set in TPM, when Yoda, Mace Windu and the Council are deciding Anakin's fate.
Force Glorious Force
Yoda: Is this what we've waited for
Is this kid something much more
Than an ordinary Jedi?
Everyday we wonder if
He will somehow beat the Sith
Is he just a normal Jedi?
Clouded and misty, uncertain and dim
Is your future, the path to your fate
But if you want the Jedi to take you on
Then let go of your anger and hatred
Force, glorious Force
It is no mere tool
Jedi are not coarse
We follow the rules
Peace over anger and
Honour over hate
Strength over fear – this is
Our mandate
Mace Windu: Force, glorious Force
You're anxious to use it
Treat it with respect
Don't ever abuse it
I don't know if we should
Set you on this course
Oh, Force!
Yoda: Living Force!
Mace Windu: Unifying Force!
Both: Glorious Force!
Yoda: Force, glorious Force
Let's give it a voice
We'll feel no remorse
If it's the right choice
Mace: What is it you dream about?
What brings on your sigh?
Anakin: Thoughts of my mother
Yoda: Your fear is high!
Since Qui-Gon's sad plight
We've decided faster
Kenobi's now a Knight
He'll be your new Master
Mace: Yes, you are a Jedi now
Stay on the right course
Oh, Force!
Yoda: Living Force!
Mace: Unifying Force!
Both: Glorious Force!