Ep.1 Who?!
"What's up Roxas " Axel asked Roxas, while entering the room and closing the door. Roxas only looked up and said nothing. "Don't tell me your going zombie again" Axel said in a worried voice. This time he said something. He said : " you realize I was only like that in the video game "kingdom hearts" that was based on us , except a few things are different". "For example : none of us die, sora never went to the castle of oblivion, the real Ansem, Ansem the wise was, not killed, he never even came to this castle, xion never died, we have 15 members, not 14, MANSEX defiantly does not fight THAT good, plus he doesn't have like 4 lives, like he did in kingdom hearts 2, no one went against this organization, for example : Marluxia
And finally, we do have feelings, oh and the only one that cares about getting hearts is MANSEX!" By the time Roxas was done Axel was almost asleep!"are you even listening?" Axel suddenly jumped up and said "why the hell is he here?" Referring to Vexen, who had just entered the room. "I don't know, you tell me, I thought you always locked the door behind you, for luxord purposes...""I did lock it, I always do, because man, that guy can make you lose your money in a heart beat, the funny thing is, we don't have hearts!" Axel started laughing at his own joke, while Roxas asked Vexen what the fuck he was doing in His room. " I was just coming to tell you, number XIII, the superior is making the nobody dance tomorrow."" SHIT!" Axel yelled out all of a sudden, "I have No fucking girl!""well too bad number VIII, our superior already changed the date."as soon as Vexen left, Roxas said:"that's what I was worrying about, I don't know who to ask!" "I want to ask Xion, or Namine."Axel just laughed." Even in our game, you can tell you like them!" Roxas told Axel to shut up, and started blushing."lets do this" Axel said. He asked Roxas what did he like about Xion. Roxas said he liked her because he thought she was nice, cool, funny, and sexy. Axel asked the same question but this time he said Namine, instead of Xion. But, Roxas said the same things he said about Xion. "Ok this might be harder then I thought." Axel thought for a moment... And said "I have an idea!"he told Roxas, he was going to make a list of all the couples in the worlds coming to the dance, and this is how it turned out:
.Roxas+Xion
.Mansex+Saix
.Larxene+Marluxia
.Sora+Kairi
.Cloud+Tifa
.Leon+Aerith
.Demyx+Namine
.Aqua+Ven
.every one else (unknown)
When Roxas read it he said"I understand Mansex, and Saix, but why Demyx+Namine?"because they like each other!" Axel told Roxas. "Well see ya!"Axel told Roxas, and left the room.