Author's Note: Ok, so I have a pretty boring life and I decided to do a little fic with Gir and Zim and Invader Kar. I song type fic. Well, read and find out. Before I make any conclusions you will have heard 5 RELALY annoying songs that I have changed the lyrics to to fit Gir's personality. Enjoy

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"HI, Invader Kar reporting for duty, we haven't been able to contact the humanoids of earth and Zim is undetectable. There has been a cut in the wire or a mis-signal, it might be the planet snatchers but I am not sure. The only thing transmitting is a green dog singing the most annoying songs. And he isn't even getting the words right. Purple, Red, come I will show you."

As Purple and Red follow Kar, they talk to themselves about 'the short one' and how many mistakes he has made.

"It is here. If we find the right broadcast station.set it to Zim.(music is playing)..and you will see what I mean."

A voice on the broadcast system makes an announcement. "And for the all famous GIR to sing Someplace I've never been too" In the background you can hear Zim shouting to Gir to stop his incessant singing. "Someplace.."