A/N I redid this chapter
Chapter 1: Enter the pony world
"Hey Najee what's up" "Yo what's up homie" "nothing but the big o'sky man" as we continued our conversation we saw a purple light that transported me to equestria it blinded both of us and yet to Najee's knowledge I was not by him any longer "Man that guy I don't get him at times!" Najee said with anger.
MEANWHILE
A pounding headache made me clutch my head as I finally sat up and looked around at my surroundings. "Ugh. My head. Where the f*** am I!" I yelled at the top of my lungs noticing the bright vibrant colors that assaulted my felt like I was in a little girl's cartoon. As I continued to survey my surroundings a noise off to my left brought me out of my sight seeing. "Uhh who and what are you?" A teal pony asked me. "Where am I?" I asked as nicely as I could at the moment."You're in Ponyville silly." The pony responded giggling at me for not knowing where I now my mind had finally caught up to reality as my eyes widen in shock."Holy f*** your a talking pony!" I exclaimed 'I must be losing my mind.' I thought to myself. then a pink pony saw and jumped on me "ow man that hurts!" I yelled in pain "HI I'M PINKI PIE!" "AHHHHH! WHAT YOU ON CRACK!?" I yelled in fear "What's crack?" asked the pink pony "Uh never mind that do you hav-UGH!" but now there was a blue pony with a rainbow color mane and tail on me "YOUR MINE ALL MINE MHAWHAWHAW!" Yelled the blue pony and carried me away to her home "um WHO THE **** ARE YOU MAN!" I shouted in pure terror now "name's rainbow dash now don't you forget it now" the blue pony said being so sure of herself and as she let go of me on her house I fell through her home "opps you're not a Pegasus pony sorry I forgot" "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!" I yelled in fear and pain.
? Point of view
"Darn the spell didn't work well spike looks like I'm going to have to do it again" "ok twilight" spike said. The room was quiet and twilight's horn began to glow purple as she said encanition.
MEANWHILE IN THE REAL WORLD
"Where that **** is that kid!" he yelled with absolute fury then the same blinding light happened again "AGH **** THE **** LIGHT AGAIN" as Najee was transported to equestria.
MEANWHILE BACK IN EQUESTRIA
Najee's point of view
As I regained consciousness I saw a purple pony. "Where am I?" I asked myself "you're in ponyville what your name mister?" the purple pony asked me. I thought I was still in a dream "Ponyville?" I said while confused "Is this a dream? I like to know." She looked at me like I was crazy. "Silly this is not a dream. If it was would this hurt?" "OW WHAT THE ****!" I exclaimed in pain. "I must being hallucinating. Yea this is just a person in a pony costume and I'm just on some meds that make me see things." I said with confusion and a hint of fear.
Normal point of view
"Hey I didn't get your name dude." The blue Pegasus said to me seductively "J-J-Jake." I said shyly "Ok Jake so have you kissed a mare." She said trying to seduce me "What?" I asked curiously "Have you... kissed a mare." Seducing me I said "No." "Well I'm going to go to twilights place. Wanna come Jake?" She said it so sexy I could not resist it and I felt myself being pulled in by her eyes "Y-y-yea man." I muttered out finally 'OH MY GOD STOP THIS' my brain yelled out at me to stop this madness.

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