What's Happening?
In MY World!
I Now Introduce You To MY World!
WARNING: may contain adult scenes, course language, violence, and complete randomness & weirdness.
if you are not compared for this shit, you might want to exit this story... NEVER!
Diary Time!
29th July 2008: My Debut
Officially been married for 3 weeks and 2 days. Still Loving Him. ECW tonight followed by Smackdown! Matt got me on ECW with him… good… kinda don't want to be on Smackdown!... the general manager goes by the name of 'Vickie Guerrero'… I really don't like her… here on ECW the general manager goes by the name of 'Theodore "Teddy" Long'… my opinion… one of the best general managers in the history of the WWE… YAY!
Tonight's the big night… my first match as a WWE Diva. I'm versing Katie-Lee Burchill w/Paul Burchill. I plan on making a big impact that every diva won't be able to pass off. Matt's coming with me to be my manager… he says that "Someone has to keep an eye on Paul Burchill". It's a good thing.
I've been training for this moment for a long time. Ever since I've known Matt (5 & ½ years), him & his brother (Jeff) have been teaching some wrestling moves in their wrestling ring in the woods. After about a year of that training, Matt gave me RVD's number. Rob has trained me for 3 or so years, part-time, teaching me kicks, elbows, knees, and some high-flying moves of the top rope. Rob was awesome, one of the kicks he taught me will be used in the ring tonight… gonna make it one of my signature moves & it's gonna be called "Zoe Hardy's Vintage Kick". Note to self… remember that name!... Jeff & Matt taught firstly the basics… punches, fore-arms, Irish-whips, drop-kicks, leg drops, etc… you know the basics that you need to know in order to wrestle.
The match Announcer calls out firstly Katie-Lee Burchill with Paul Burchill. "This match is scheduled for one-fall. On the way to the ring, accompanied by Paul Burchill, from Chelsea, England, Katie-Lee Burchill"… Katie-Lee grabs the mic… "Apparently there's a new diva in the ECW locker room who thinks she can beat me in a wrestling match… isn't that right Paul?" Paul grabs the mic… "Apparently so Katie-Lee, but another diva beating you in a wrestling match… that's not right… but I did get her name… her name is 'Zoe Hardy', wife of Matt Hardy"… Katie-Lee grabs the mic again… "Zoe ay? Well then Zoe, why don't you get your ass down here, to my ring, so I can beat you on your debut"… puts the mic down.
My music comes on 'Across the Nation' by 'Underground Union'. It's the old Raw theme. I come out and start my entrance and Matt follows doing his own entrance with the whole 'Version1.0', I'm high-fiving the crowd and everything… looks like a good start to my long career. In the ring now, taunting on the middle rope of the corner & Matt does his Version1.0 on the middle rope too, but on the actual rope. I run over to the opposite corner, jump onto the middle rope and do my taunts again (Matt's Version1.0, Jeff's Gun-hand & a random rock 'n' roll symbol)… thinking to myself… this is really fun!
The bell rings and Paul & Matt are ordered out of the ring onto ringside. Katie-Lee asks me to come to the middle of the ring, I look at her and walk to her… she's taller than me and she then starts the match with a bitch slap. I just want to go on a rampage but I control myself. She tries to 'dirty talk' me… "Huh, you think you can beat me, huh"… she then bitch slaps me again… and says the same thing to me.
The crowd is starting to get restless, so I slap back, followed by a forearm and an Irish-whip to the rope, she springs back towards me and I do a drop kick. The crowd is cheering… and so is Matt. ! He's soo proud of me! And heck, I'm proud of myself… never in my wildest dreams would I have seen me standing over a down Katie-Lee Burchill, in front of the whole world, on ECW. Well… maybe just once I did have a dream like that…HA! And then I run towards the ropes, spring back and land on Katie-Lee with a leg drop!
I look at Matt… he tells me "It's time baby, it's time for the kick!"… I smile and him as a head for the corner and 'sit on the turnbuckle'… you know, kinda like how Edge does before he does his spear… I taunt as she get up, I run towards her, she goes for a clothesline, I duck and miss being hit, she turns, and BAM! The crowd goes wild! I want to go for a pin but Matt says "No Zoe, top rope", I then realise that Katie-Lee is in the perfect spot for me to do my flip off the top rope… which I must thank Rob & Jeff teaching me this move… I'm on the top rope and I taunt… Paul gets up on the ring apron, Matt runs towards Paul Burchill and knocks him down… good… I flip (like a 'Swanton Bomb') and it's a perfect one too… land exactly where I wanted… and I finally go for a pin… "I, 2, 3… ring the bell".
My music starts again, Matt's jumping like a maniac & I raise my arms in victory and roll out of the ring. Matt runs up to me, hugs me, picks me up and kisses me! I still love him… a lot! He puts me down, grabs my wrist and raises my arm, screaming "That's right, she just beat ya"… he's looking down the ramp at Katie-Lee & Paul Burchill, Katie-Lee holding her head in pain & Paul comforting her! You can just see the biggest smile on my face. Me & Matt walk backstage!
Reality hits me… I just won my first, official match on ECW, against a well known diva in the ECW locker room. And it felt amazing!