My house is falling down!
Author's note- Well Hello everyone! This is my second story which I am just starting! Gaara and Hinata are now about 20 so it will be adultish. I will attempt to make it funny but I'm not really sure if I can so fingers crossed! Enjoy and Please Review!
Chapter 1
Gaara looked over his beloved village. The sun was rising in the distance making the desert glow in a gentle orange light. Shadows were stretched out around the entire village. It was as if the whole dessert was yawning awake. A light breeze came rushing up tussling his dark red locks. Gaara took a slow deep breath and closed his eyes in content.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Someone screamed from below him. Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose in extreme annoyance.
"I CAN'T FIND MY PAINT!" Came Kankuro's scream from below him yet again.
"IT'S IN THE BATHROOM YOU IDIOT!" Temari screamed back from the other side of the house. Gaara shook his head. He had told his two siblings 3 weeks ago that they would be leaving at sunrise to travel to Konoha. And of course they had forgotten to completely pack and were now doing an excellent job of waking the entire village.
"Okay! I'm ready" Temari shouted running outside her fan on her back and here bags in her arms. She looked around her confused "Gaara?"
"Up here" Temari looked up as Gaara slowly and carefully walked over to her making sure he didn't slip on any of the slipping roof tiles. "I Kankuro almost ready?"
"I don't know. Go get him we need to leave" Gaara nodded and walked to a nearby chimney also in complete ruins. He crouched down and took a handful of tiles away and looked down. Kankuro was there standing in the bathroom slowly and carefully putting on his paint.
"Have you finished doing your make-up yet?" Kankuro jumped up in shock accidentally smudging his make up.
"IT IS NOT MAKE-UP!" He screamed. His scream echoed around Suna. In the far distance a baby started crying. House lights came on as parents came rushing to silence the wale's then looking accusingly outside for the disturber of their peace. Kankuro cringed.
"You can do your make-up another day. Lets go" And Kankuro left the house slamming the door shut angrily making it fall to the floor. And three siblings groaned.
"I'll tell Baki to deal with it late. We are already late thanks to you small children" Gaara scolded lightly. If there was one thing Gaara hated it was being late. To tired to argue the two elder sibling followed their little brother into the desert.
At around the same time someone in Konoha was just waking up. Hinata stretched gracefully like a cat before she jumped up and hoped into the shower. Unlike either Kankuro or Temari, Hinata was an early riser. It didn't matter what time she got to bed she always got up with ease. After here quick shower she got dressed and started to make 20 bento boxes. (Yes you read right ) .
It was 7 o'clock when she finally left the house, with her bento boxes and walked to the house down the road. When she got there the children were already waiting. It was an abandoned house full of poor children who had banded together looking after each other. When she saw the small group waiting patiently on the stair she smiled.
"Hello," she said joyfully "I have breakfast!" All in all there were about 10 children here ranging from the ages 5-19. The 19 year old (Isao) was the boss or leader of the group. He worked nightshift at a store using the money for the clothes and repair for the house. However right now he was appealing to the Hokage to make the house into a sort of orphanage. He would look after all the children and get paid to do it however the children wouldn't necessarily be adopted. As soon as Hinata found out about it she had offered her entire assistance since she herself had found herself in a similar problem not long ago.
She had left the Hyuga mansion refusing her job as heir and had soon found herself homeless with almost no money. That however had all changed.
"HINATA!" They all cried happily running towards her for a hug. Hinata laughed soon enough they were all cramped inside the small kitchen eating breakfast and chatting happily. Alice, the smallest of the group was telling Hinata about her amazing discovery.
"I couldn't sleep last night so I went out for a walk behind the Hokage tower," Hinata winced. The area behind the Hokage tower was the dodgiest place in town, but because of the groups reputation of hurting anyone who hurt them she was safe. "And I started hearing really weird noises around the corner" Hinata heart sank "so of course I went to go see what was wrong. I couldn't see exactly where the noises where coming from but I heard a girl say 'do you want to stroke my pussy' and the man said yes then I heard her moaning. It was really weird because I eventfully found out where they were and I looked through the window but I didn't see any cat all I saw was a naked man and woman! It was so weird!"
The whole kitchen was frozen in shock.
"What was even weirder was what they were doing! It was gross! She started stroking his willy then she started sucking it and then-"
"Hisa!" Hinata cried out "Don't talk about things like that at meal times!"
"But what were they doing Hinata!"
"They were having sex, you know about sex don't you?" Said one of the boys behind her. Hisa looked confused.
"What's sex Hinata?" Hinata's face turned beetroot red and the whole kitchen burst in screams of laughter.
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" Hisa shouted angrily. She shoved the boy who asked that dreaded question knocking him to the floor. Before Hinata even knew it the whole place was in uproar. Everyone was shouting and screaming and Hinata was desperately trying the calm everyone down.
"Be quiet" Came a small voice at the door. Isao was standing there rubbing the sleep from his eyes evaluating the scene in front of him. Of course no one heard him though.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN" He shouted. Slowly the group obeyed. They were like wolves the group and Isao was the pack leader.
"Hisa, calm down" He said getting himself a bento box and sitting on the only chair in the room.
"What is sex?" She demanded. Isao looked flabbergasted.
"You know what sex is" he said queasily. Isao had probably never been in a situation like this before. "It you know…"
"NO I DON'T KNOW!" She screeched.
"Yes you do. Remember those two guys on the street. Sex is the good word for fucking. Remember" Hinata was about to faint right there. He did not just say that to a five year old.
"Oh yeahhhhh" Hisa said happily. Isao shook his head and returned to his meal.
"Hey Hinata don't you need to be at work like now?" He asked sleepily. Hinata checked the clock and ran.
"You're late!" Tenten accused her when Hinata finally got in.
"Sorry I just needed to hand out breakfast at the hollow" Tenten had come up with the name 'hollow' for the house the pack stayed in. She had read the deathly hallows wrong thinking it was the deathly hollows and started applying it to the 'creepy house down the road' and the name stuck.
"Ahhh how is everybody" Hinata dropped into her chair already exhausted as she explained the incident at the house. Tenten was on the floor laughing her ass off by the end of it.
"Well on the topic of the hallows we have a new job" Tenten said in a sing-song voice.
"Really what?"
"We have to do up the hallow house by request of the Hokage!" The girls squealed in happiness. Naruto had accepted Isao's claim!
"Well let's get to work!" Hinata and Tenten ran a remodelling/ interior designer business. It was that job that got Hinata out of poverty and made her fairly rich. And now the two of them were very famous for having expert designer taste in all thing and mega cheap prices.
And if they had to do up that old mansion using the Hokage's unlimited money. That only equalled one thing. Fun.
It only took Hinata and Tenten that day to finish the blueprints and by evening they were ordering all the materials and hiring builders to get the job done. Everything would start early morning tomorrow thanks to the girls' early plans. The two of them had been ready for the Hallow job for 2 months.
There was only one problem, during construction all the children couldn't be in the house. So they needed somewhere to put them for a few weeks.
"Should you do it or should I?" Tenten finally asked.
"I'll go first then you okay" Tenten nodded grimly. This was the only way. Hinata picked up the phone and dialled a very familiar number.
"Hello?"
"Hello Neji its Hinata"
"Hello cousin how are you?" Neji answered very slowly. He was very suspicious. Hinata never called from work unless there was an emergency.
"Fine Neji-"
"There isn't anything wrong?" He cut her off
"No but I have a" Hinata looked for a word. Tenten tapped her on the shoulder and held up a scrap of paper. "A favour!"
"A favour?"
"Yes you see we just got a new job today and it's 'the Hallows project'! Thing is we don't have a place to keep the children while it gets done"
"…"
"And I just heard that you have one of the manor building cleared out so u thought maybe possible you could um 'gulp' please look after-I mean house the children for… a while…please…"
Things in the Hyuga house had changed drastically. Hiashi had become old. So it was time for Hinata to take her fathers place. She had refused and it had caused an uproar in the clan and eventually she had been forced out until she was ready to apologise and take up the post and the vow. The vow simplified was 'spend the rest of your life killing yourself in work for your clan'. But she didn't come back. Instead she got herself a crummy apartment and then a low paying job. It took several weeks before anyone understood that Hinata wasn't coming back which faced them with a very big issue. Hanabi was too young to take the position and Hiashi too old. So Unbelievably Neji was given the post. That had caused an even bigger uproar which Neji completely ignored angering the elders further. But what was done was done. Neji offered her the chance to come home again but she refused. She liked her solitary life, even if her new home was disgusting, old and crummy it was still hers. She earned her own money and paid for her own house and home. Until she got fired. She couldn't keep up with rent and slowly couldn't pay for food. Tenten had found out and confronted Neji. Neji had understood Hinata's love for the solitary life so instead of bringing her back to the Hyuga mansion he bought her a new apartment and gave her a small allowance till she got back on her feet. But no one was hiring so instead Hinata spent her days helping the nurseries, the children in the Hallow and Naruto who was struggling with Paperwork. And that was where Hinata found her calling. Naruto had redecorated his office orange, completely orange. No one could stand it so for a very selfish 18th birthday present Hinata had offered Naruto to redecorate it. And she did.
The bright orange floor became a soft cream, the walls became a soft creamy yellow. All the orange furniture was replaced with maple tree furniture (desk, chairs shelves, table ect) She got lots of nice orange pillows for the chairs, a painting of an orange sunset and a glass vase of orange flowers. She asked people to give Naruto orange stationary for his birthday. So the place had been saved. Later Hinata had received request after request after request of people asking her to redo living rooms, kitchens, bathrooms, offices, whole houses even. Tenten had found out (naturally) and had started a business with Hinata which Neji kindly funded for a whole year.
"Tenten and I would be so grateful if you could" Hinata added quietly. She could tell Neji was thinking very hard about this. Tenten rolled her eyes and held out her hand expectantly.
"One second I think Tenten wants to talk to you" Tenten put the phone to her ear smiling evilly.
"Neji! Sweetheart!" Neji and Tenten had been dating for just under a year now and Tenten obviously wanted to make use of that especially since Neji would give Tenten anything. Reasonable.
"I just wanted to ask how are those rooms Hinata designed are going down with everyone? Do people like them?" Hinata as a thank you to Neji had redesigned 13 of the Hyuga rooms to the best of her ability and she knew that everyone loved them.
"Yes…we are all enjoying them very much."
"Neji the children would behave themselves and you wouldn't even need to look after them. It would only be for a week or so cause we ordered everything to be done ASAP. So what do you say?"
"Very well. However they must be quiet or I shall never have to council on my side."
"Of course! Thank you honey! See you tonight!"
Okay this is quiet a weird beginning but it is long. Thinks will get better in the future. Now I have LOADS of exams this year so I probably won't be able to update as much but I will NOT be stopping halfway through the story OR go missing for two years update two chapters then come back two years late ect ect… Anyway I really hope you will enjoy this and please Review!