The One Where Joey & Chanler stay in the apartment

In cold snowy winter In New York, Chanley walks in his apartment, with scarths on & a hat on, & Joey his on his laptop smilling & laughing, "Hi Joey" Said Chanley, no reply as Joey just laughs at the laptop ,"Hello Joey", still no responds.

"Well since you are not listening to me, I just want to tell you that Monica & Rachiel have turned into lesbains & they are having sex right now" Said Chanler

still no responds, "Okay, well Central perk his making big donut" said Chanler, still no responds, as laughs at the laptop, "Ahh, there's a evil alienship on its way to New York & we've only got 5 mintues till it destroys all" Said Chanler. still no responds

Then he walks to the laptop stands behind Joey & presses the Esc button & it goes off, & Joey screems ahh!!, "You evil Chanler, I've nearly set a date up" Said Joey, "Oh ,you've only just noticted me then" Said Chanler

He points at the screen "What should she say where see's me gone, she probably I think I'm married " Said Joey, "Wow she would know at lot then, just tell you friend who lives in this apartment aswell, would not answer me after 3 times"

"Oh sorry Chanler" Said Joey, & he looks happy & hugs him, & Chanler puts a scared look behind his shoulders, "Welcome home" Said Joey, he takes arms off & goes back to his computer, "Hey Chan, Chan, Chanler" Said Joey, "What his wrong with you" Said Chanler

"That's it I can't stand it anymore I'm going to Central Perk" Said Chanler, & walks to the door, thne Joey stops him, "Oh sorry, Chanler, I've just met this women called Les on the internet, I'm meeting her at 7, tonight" Said Joey, "Where are you meeting her", Said Chanler, "Oh its this bar called The Oak" Said Joey.

"An't that a gay bar" Said Chanler, "I don't know, I can't wait to met Les" Said Joey, "So her real name is Lesley then" Said Chanler, "No just Les" Said Joey, "That's it he's gone mad about the internet" Said Chanler,

So he picks his laptop, "That's you've had too much, time, you've gone m..a..d,

thats why I'm taking this away, well actaclly I'm taking this to my room so I can do some paper work, then have coffee, then pee, then pooh & then I will have hot bath, I think I've told you've too much" Said Chanler

Then takes the Laptop, to his room & shuts the door, then Ross comes In, "Hey Joey" then he shuts the door, "Have you seen Chanler, because Monica is looking for him because he's wearing her woolly hat" Said Ross, then you here Chanler shout "I KNEW IT!!", In his room, "Hey Ross, I've got a date tonight with this women called Les at the The Oak" Said Joey, then Ross laugh's, "Isn't Les a man's name" Said Ross.

"No it's women's name, aswell, stop being so sexist" Said Joey, "Hey you seen Mrs, Carpell, because I lent my white T-Shirt, for me to Hiren for tonight" Said Joey, "No, I seen her just now going down the stairs, hey can you smell smoke" Said Ross, as both sniff, "Yeh I can too" Said Joey, then they both have look of horror, they run straght to Mrs, Carpell apartment.

& just go straght then Ross picks up the hirren on the shirt & there a burn hole in Joey T-Shirt as picks it up, "I never should have trusted Mrs, Carpell, I know she forgets things, now what I am I going to do, can I barow one of your T-Shirts" Said Joey

"No way, not tonight" Said Ross, "but you let me