Hello. I have no idea why on earth I'm writing more CT fics. Judging by the response I got from my first one, Captain Italia, you'd think I figured that about 1/1,000 of FFnet users actually read/watch CT in the first place.

Oh well. Who told me to be obsessed with CT? (puts on shades and grins like Ishizaki)

(takes off shades) Ok, there is an OC. But my OC is just an undercove rpolice officer that's a translator for them. He's half-Japanese/Chinese, so he knows both languages. His name is 白痴 (pronounced Bakchi in Cantonese Chinese and Hakuchi in Japanese).

Me, being little sadistic I, or I, being little sadistic me, if you perfer, gave him that name because its different from his personality.

You see, in both Cantonese (I speak Cantonese, not Mandarin. I know Mandarin but I perfer Cantonese) and Japanese, Bakchi and Hakuchi means something along the lines of 'demented idiot'.

And he's everything but.

Enjoy!

NOTE: The Chinese in this story is simplified Chinese. I write traditional, but my dad's touchpad broke. Lame-O.(see Konoha's Next Top Model) Simplified's all Google had... poopy.

"Ryou! Did you steal another newspaper!"

"Shut up! I'm trying to read!"

"You can't even read Chinese!"

"I can read Kanji and Kanji's modified Chinese!"

"Surprisingly."

"The Kanji being modified from Chinese?"

"No. You can read."

Ishizaki Ryou glared at Wakabayashi Genzou.

"We are going to get arrested because of you!" Genzou growled, grabbing Ishizaki's paper and tearing it apart into itsy bitsy teeny weeny... yellow-polka-dot bikini!...

Um...forget I said that.

Anyway. Genzou tore up the paper pretty bad and threw it onto the ground and stomped on the pile until the wind blew all of it away.

"Genzou-san," said Misaki Taro from behind them. "Now we're going to get fined..." (1)

"Screw that!"

At that moment, a police officer came over to them, saying... stuff in Chinese.

"你的行动很差, 先生. 未来请不要让垃圾在地面上. 下次你可以被罚钱的. 谢谢."

T: Your behavior is very bad, mister. Please don't leave garbage on the ground in the future. Next time you may be fined. Thank you.

"Ermm..." was all the three could say.

"Wait a sec..." Ishizaki whipped out a Chinese-Japanese dictionary and started leafing through it. "Um... let's see...hm... aha! Sir? Here."

Ishizaki held out the dictionary, pointing at a phrase. A very handy one.

我不会讲中文.

T: I can't speak Chinese.

The officer nodded and zapped in Doraemon and asked him to give him that pudding thing that let them understand languages, so then the officer understood Japanese and told Genzou they were bad that way and that they could get fined. (2)

Just kidding.

The dude took the dictionary and flipped it to the front. After comprehending what language these poorly dressed idiots spoke, (3) the officer took out his walkie-talkie and spoke into it.

"六-九, 有日本人. 请快来翻译. Over."

T: Six-nine, there are Japanese people. Please come quickly to translate. Over.

The person "Six-nine" replied.

"Roger."

T: Roger. (OMG YOU KNOW ROGER IN CHINESE NOW)

A few seconds later a person rounded the corner and came up to them. He was not wearing the police uniform.

He was wearing a dark blue T-shirt with the words 你的老子 (4)in orange down the left side and army... shorts. Yes. Not pants. Shorts. A backpack was slung over his right shoulder and he had four patches on his left sleeve saying 'DESERT PUNK' 'BLEACH' 'FMA' and one of Tsukasa from .hack/SIGN.

An iPod nano in a swirly blue case (5) was hanging from his neck from the neck strap. He had the right earbud in and the left one was slung over his shoulder, swinging like a pendulem. (sp?) He had a black cellphone in a red leather case clipped onto his shorts.

His black hair was gelled back with a small portion hanging in front of his right eye (think Saehara from DNAngel or flip Toshiro's hair from Bleach) and dyed blonde at the sides and at the region below ear level. Two silver hoops in his left ear and a single gold stud in his right.

All in all, not very police-like.

In fact, he looked like he was a punk that ran into the Getbackers, turned into a gadget geek and then jumped into Digiworld, gotten his clothes from Yamato, came to HK, grabbed a nano and skipped over to them.

Oh, did I just give out the location of this story? Oops. You were supposed to find out later. (I bet you thought it was Beijing or somethng! XP) Oh well. It's in Hong Kong. The Oriental Pearl.

He smiled in a friendly way and shook the three's hands.

"Hello. For now, call me six-nine. What's wrong here?" he said in fluent Japanese. (6)

"This guy came up to us and started blabbing," said Genzou, pointing at the officer.

Six-nine then turned to the officer. After exchanging a few words, he turned back to the three teens.

"It's nothing much. Seven-nine here just wanted to warn you not to litter anymore. You can get fined here for it, you know," said Six-nine.

"Thank you," said Taro, smiling.

"You're welcome," said Six-nine.

The two strangers headed away. Before Six-nine rounded the other corner, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

Turning, he saw Ishizaki's smiling face.

"Yes? What do you want?" he asked.

Ishizaki poked his index fingers together.

"Um... well... you see, we were on vacation. The coach -we're soccer players- let us have a 2-month break..."

Taro showed up beside Ryou.

"We decided to come here. Us three, and eight others... we came to HK. Unfortunately, we've maxed out all our credit/debit cards within a month..."

Genzou decided to join the speech.

"And we can't understand a thing here... so we've been unable to use the bank machines... and also we're all out of cash save for a little just enough for us to last a few days more..."

Ishizaki decided to finish it up.

"But we don't have anywhere to stay... since the owner of the place we were at died from a heart attack, (7) and the legal issues are taking forever... and we don't have enough to go back to Japan..."

Six-nine grinned.

"So you want me to accomondate you guys since otherwise you would have to sleep on the streets and that's just plain degrading? And also because I'm the first one to know Japanese that crossed your paths?"

"You're smart," remarked Taro.

"It wasn't that hard..." Six-nine frowned. "Anyway. My name's Hakuchi. What about you guys? Hey! Stop snickering! So what if it means 'demented idiot'!"

When they stopped chuckling at his name, the three spoke up.

"Wakabayashi Genzou."
"Ishizaki Ryou."
"Misaki Taro."

Hakuchi's eye twitched.

"Wakabay- what?"

"Wa-ka-ba-ya-shi Gen-zou."

"What a mouthful," he remarked. He then jumped into telling them about their location.

"This is North Point. I live over there" -he pointed to a complex of apartments- "and I bought a whole floor, which means I have 4 apartments, which means 3 to an apartment including your other friends."

Ishizaki raised an eyebrow.

"You're filthy rich!" he mumbled.

"It's my job," Hakuchi smiled. "I'm a translator. I know Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, Korean, and English. (8) I translate for the police mostly, but I have other organizations to translate for too."

Hakuchi felt bad about lying slightly to these new friends, but it was his job.

"Woah..."

"Anyway, why don't you gather up your friends and meet me back here?" Hakuchi suggested.

Taro nodded and led his friends away. For some reason, he had a nagging feeling about the next 4 weeks.

(1) Now we're going to get fined

In HK you can get fined for littering. There's many ppl there so littering is a huge problem.

(2) The officer nodded and zapped in Doraemon and asked him to give him that pudding thing that let them understand languages, so then the officer understood Japanese and told Genzou they were bad that way and that they could get fined.

Doreamon is a cat-like robot (that's afraid of mice) from the future that comes to a little boy called Nobita and helps him by pulling all sorts of things from his 4-D pocket. One such thing is a sponge-cake like thing that allows them to understand different languages.

(3) After comprehending what language these poorly dressed idiots spoke

See www 101-random-house-rebuilt piczo com. Remember to add the dots. There's a picture of the CT gang on that page of them in different outfits. That's the picture I'm referring to. Ishizaki looks like he has fishes around his neck.

(4) He was wearing a dark blue T-shirt with the words 你的老子

你的老子 is like a crude way to say 'I'm your senior' or 'I'm your superior'. Usually it's said by boys and is rather rude. Ishizaki says it all the time in the HK version of CT.

(5) An iPod nano in a swirly blue case

I have a swirly purple case! In case you haven't seen them before, they look like the fruit cremes or whatever they are. It's all swirly and prettyfull!

(6) "Hello. For now, call me six-nine. What's wrong here?" he said in fluent Japanese.

I got the numbering from 'The Academy'. A Chinese show about Police-In-Training. Instead of being called by name, they're given a number and are called by that. I decided to have fun with it. 69. (Heh... you perverted minds know what 69 means? ((insert maniacal laughter here)) Hehehehhe...)

(7) since the owner of the place we were at died from a heart attack

No. It's not Misugi. Misugi didn't go to HK. Misugi fans stop panicking!

(8) I know Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, Korean, and English

These are the languages I want to be able to speak. I've accomplished C, M, and E. Now I'm working on J and K.

Do you find the plot familiar yet?

Yes. It's the one from 'Megatokyo'. Except now there's 11 Japanese soccer players in HongKong that don't understand Chinese apposed to2 Americans in Tokyo with one of them understanding Japanese.

I just noticed that, actually.

Oh well.

MC