Psychicfiredemoness: Hello again people. Yes it's back again, cause I'm getting off my dead ass and rewriting it in proper text.

Hiei: They don't care, when will you learn this?

Psychic: And when will you learn to shut up?

Hiei: You'll regret that fool.

Psychic: Ha try and make me pay! I own nothing.

Hospital

Chapter 1

Ok, to start this little fic we enter a forest clearing where Hiei has stabbed Alex and therefore had been sent to the hospital.

"Looks like another casualty to sword related accidents," stated the first medic.

"Yep," the second agreed.

The two put her in a wheelchair after stitching her side up.

"He'll pay for that,"Alex declared rolling around the hosptials fourth floor, "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day-!" She then fell down the three flights of stairs leading to the main lobby, "That's it, as soon as I get outta here he's dead!" The wheelchair then landed on her back.

Elsewhere

"Hey Yusuke! Have you seen Yusuke?" a short blonde blue eyed girl asked walking up to the detective while using crutches.

"No why? And what's with the crutches?" Yusuke asked.

"Hiei stabbed me for pissing him off and I fell down three flights of stairs in the hospital," she replied.

Yusuke started laughing his ass off at the story. So naturally Alex hit him with the crutch with extreme prejudice.

"Baka, earth to baka," She said poking the unconscious boy with a crutch.

"What the hell are you doing to the detective?" Hiei asked walking over.

"YOU!" she yelled pointing a crutch at Hiei, "You made me break my damn leg in the hospital!"

"And your point here is?" Hiei asked.

She now whacked him with a crutch.

"I need you to help me take care of me dogs, which are evil," she said.

"Get someone else to," Hiei replied.

"You have dogs?" Yusuke asked amazed that someone so temperamental was capable of owning a living creature.

"Aren't you supposed to be knocked out?" She asked bitterly.

"Get him to help you," Hiei said earning a kick from the girl.

"Because you are the reason my leg is broken my damn leg! And you admitted it was your fault I broke it," Alex growled.

"Hn. Prove it," Hiei scoffed.

She pulled out a memo recorder rewound it and played it.

"You made me break my damn leg in the hospital! And your point here is?" the recorder repeated.

Hiei glared at her.

"It'll hold up in any court maybe even Spirit Court, and I doubt Koenma will be happy to here that one of his detectives is MIA for about a week, because one of his detectives broke her leg. Or do you want to hear what he has to say on the subject?" Alex asked smiling evilly.

Hiei glared even more at her and twitched.

"Well?" she pressed.

"Fine. I'll help you with your damn dogs," Hiei growled.

"Good meet me at my house in an hour, I should be able to waddle there by then," she sighed.

"Can I tape your dogs attacking him?" Yusuke asked.

"Who said that they'll attack him?" Alex asked as the other fire demon left in a flash.

"No one, but if they're your dogs then you'd expect that they'd attack people," Yusuke grinned.

Scorch hit him again then walked off to her house.

End Chapter

Psychic: Well that was the first chapter hope you guys still like it but if you're just reading ever hope ya liked it.

Scorch: And keep in mind that the evil dogs appear next chapter oh and Roxi is possessed.

Hiei: You told me she was psychotic. /pointing at Psychic/

Psychic: I said that but my dad said she was possessed. And I get to add a lump of a chocolate lab! He's so cute!

Scorch: Hiei?

Psychic: Hell no! I meant Mousse he's a sweet lumpy Labrador, that's cute!

Hiei: You should destroy this fic.

Scorch Oh shut up Jaganshi!

Psychic/mutters/ What's that make her then? (/cough/ Jagan girl /cough/)

Hiei: Why couldn't the detective just watch them?

Psychic: Cause it's more fun to torture you. /pinches his cheek/

Hiei: What the hell was that for/rubbing cheek/

Psychic: To torment you, don't you ever listen? Anyway please review and a couple ideas would be nice.

Baby H-san: Hi-i!

Hiei/twitches/

Alex: Inside joke.

Kayori: Yep.

Both girls/burst out laughing./

Psychic: Right.

Scorch: Huh?

Hiei/runs from Baby H-san/

Psychic: Please review. And Kay-Kay you shoul get this if you don't then…/sweatdrops/