A/N: Okay, so I'm starting another story... OO... but uh... well I just finished reading Breaking Dawn, and I'm not gonna lie, I hate everything about the whole series except for the wolf pack. Therefore, I am writing a story about said wolf pack because they are my favorite, yet underappreciated, characters haha. Okay... so... enjoy! And review!! Yeah... The first half of the story is going to be like, a narration in third person and the second half will be in first person from a surprise character!! Whoo!! ok... now you can read haha.
Disclaimer: Uh... I own nothing... blah blah blah...
Summary: Embry doesn't believe he has an imprint, and he's perfectly fine with that. He would much rather spend his time having meaningless one night stands with faceless girls that he'll never remember. But what happens when he finally imprints, and the girl thinks he's psycho? Will he ever get his true love, or will he live in loneliness?
Embry woke up on Saturday morning with a massive hangover. The party from the night before came flooding back to him and he sat up too quickly, causing his head to begin pounding worse than ever. His hand flew to his head while he turned to look at the clock on the bedside table. 12:34. Make a wish, he thought to himself as he got up out of the bed. He searched the strange room for his jeans, sliding them over his hips after locating them. Then he grabbed his t-shirt from the floor and casually slung it over his shoulder. A slight stirring from the bed caught his attention, and he turned to see a girl sit up and look at him blearily.
"Where you going?" she asked, confused as he turned to walk out the door.
"Home. My parents are probably worried about me," he replied nonchalantly. This was a lie of course. His parents were home maybe once a month, so he basically lived by himself. But this girl... Sarah... Sasha... whatever her name was, didn't need to know that.
"Oh, okay. Call me later?" she asked desperately, hoping he would say yes.
"Don't count on it," Then he turned and walked out the door leaving the hurt girl behind.
Embry ran all the way home, glad of his werewolf speed. He took a quick shower and then headed for Sam and Emily's, where he knew the rest of the pack would be.
"It's about time you showed up," Jacob yelled as Embry walked in the door.
"Could you not yell? Please?" Embry asked, clutching his head due to the pain.
"Oooh, bad hangover, huh?" Lexi asked. Lexi was Paul's imprint, and she was currently sitting on the floor, leaned up against his legs while he massaged her shoulders. "Who'd you screw last night?"
"You are so vulgar, Lexi," Leah said disgustedly as she walked out of the kitchen and plopped down on the couch between her brother and Jared.
"Oh, whatever, you know he did SOMEBODY last night," Lexi responded with a roll of her eyes. "So, who was it?"
"I don't know. Some chick. Selena... Selma... I don't know. Something with an 'S'" Embry replied with a shrug of his shoulders.
"You're a pig," Leah said, horrified.
"And this surprises you... how?" Lexi asked, laughing.
"Oh, whatever Leah. You're just mad because you haven't been laid in like, 2 years. I mean god, I'll have sex with you if it'll make you stop bitchin' all the time," Embry said, plopping down on the floor next to Lexi. Leah proceeded to spit out the water she had been drinking and began making gagging noises.
"Oh, you should definitely sleep with him, Leah," Lexi said, nodding her head vigorously. Leah immediately stopped her gagging and stared at Lexi, dumbfounded. "What?" Everyone in the room had turned to look at her.
"Lexi...," Kim, Jared's imprint, began.
"Have you lost what little mind you have, you blonde bimbo?" Leah asked.
"Hey, she is not a bimbo!" Paul yelled, immediately jumping up and beginning to shake.
"Oh, sit down you baboon, I am so" Lexi said with a roll of her eyes, reaching up to tug on his shirt. Grudgingly he obliged, sitting back down to resume Lexi's shoulder rub. "And no, I am not out of my mind. You DO need a good lay and, trust me, Embry can give you that."
"Excuse me?" Paul yelled, once again jumping to his feet. Lexi silently looked up to the ceiling, as if begging for help, before jumping up and laying her hands on Paul's shoulders.
"Alright, it's going to be okay. Simmer down, big boy. That's right... calm yourself. Now sit down on the couch," Lexi soothed, while slowly easing Paul down onto the couch. When she had succeeded she plopped down in his lap and kissed him on the cheek. Meanwhile, Jared, Seth, Jacob, Collin, Brady, and Quil were rolling on the floor in laughter, Kim and Leah looked like they might puke, and Embry just stood in the corner looking sheepish.
"Would you like to explain to him what you're talking about," Jared said in between spouts of laughter.
"Uh... yeah... I guess...," Lexi stammered.. "Dammit... I really thought he knew already. Um... ok... not here. Come with me." Lexi grabbed his hand and led him out the door suddenly.
Leah blinked her eyes a few times before facing Embry. "Please tell me... that you... ew... that YOU did not had SEX with LEXI!"
"Okay, I did not had sex with Lexi," Embry said, a smile pulling at the corners of his mouth.
"He slept with her like, the day she moved here," Jared said, chuckling to himself.
"It was before Paul imprinted on her, but none of us ever told him about it because... well... it IS Paul," Quil said, trying to contain his laughter.
"How did he not figure it out?" Kim asked, confused. "I mean, can't you guys like, read each others thoughts?"
"Well yeah, but we never thought about it around Paul," Jared explained, like it was the most obviously thing in the world.
"We wanted to keep Embry around for at least a little while," Jacob said.
"Gee, thanks guys. I really appreciate that. But now, I'm going to die because no one told Lexi that Paul didn't know," Embry said, running a hand through his hair. "Fan-frickin-tastic."
"Don't worry about it," Kim said, waving off his worries. "If anyone can calm down Paul, it's Lexi. She can, in some miraculous way, actually handle that boy."
"Yeah your right. I don't understand it. Maybe she lets him grab her boob every time he gets mad. That would sure calm me right down," Jacob replied, raising his eyebrows at the thought.
"I heard that," Lexi yelled, walking back in through the door at that exact second, looking slightly offended.
"Face it, Lex," Quil said, walking over to her and throwing his arm over her shoulder. "You're a slut."
Lexi stood silently for a minute, before shrugging her shoulders. "Yeah, you're right."
"So what'd you do with Paul?" Kim asked, standing up and walking into the kitchen to pour herself some Diet Coke.
"Oh, I let him grab my boob," Lexi said, laughing. "Just kidding. I really just explained the whole situation to him."
"And he was okay with it?" Embry asked.
"Hell no. He was really pissed off so he phased and went to like, kill a deer or something. I don't know what you people do when your all... wolf-y," she said with a shake of her head.
"So, is there anybody else you've slept with that I should know about?" Leah asked. "You know, so it doesn't sneak up on me again."
"Well... I 've slept with... well... this is embarrassing. I don't wanna talk about it," Lexi said, blushing slightly.
"Oh no," Kim said from the kitchen, with a roll of her eyes. "How many people in this room right now?"
"Now that, I definitely do NOT wanna talk about," Lexi said standing up and walking into the kitchen to join Kim. Taking advantage of Lexi's turned back, Jacob held up four fingers to Kim, causing her mouth to drop open. "Let's go back to the fact that Leah's a bitch and needs to get laid. By Embry."
"Hey! I am NOT a bitch and I am NOT having sex with Embry," Leah said, before standing up and walking out of the house to a chorus of laughter.
"She'll cave," Embry said confidently. "Now, how about we get some food, because I'm about to starve." Kim and Lexi shared a look, knowing that he meant "Why don't the ladies cook me something to eat."
"Yes, your majesty," Kim responded, while she and Lexi got to work on a meal for the always hungry werewolves.
A/N: Okay, so what do you think? Like it? Hate it? It was just sort of an introductory kind of thing, so you can get to know the characters and their personalities and stuff. I also really like to hear about specific lines you liked or actions or... whatever. I like to know what you guys think about what's happening. MUCH APPRECIATED! 3