"James T. Kirk."

"Katerina Rose."

"Are you really gonna pull this?"I asked my cousin.

"Yep."

"Good god man!" I yelled. Jim shot me his eat-your-heart-out grin. "You need that physical!" I shouted.

Jim paled as Bones walked into the control room. "You traitor." Jim growled.

"I don't want to see my cousin get kicked out of the chair because he doesn't want a physical." I pursed my lips. Jim shot up at lightning speed and ran for the opposite door.

"Sulu, Pavel, Spock, Bones! Activate plan 'physical'!" I shouted.

Sulu swung his leg out, Pavel and Spco ran at Jim from each side and Bones jogged their way with a hypo. With both Spock and Pavel sitting on him, Jim couldn't get out form under them.

"How could you do this to me!" I called out to me.

"First off, your prank this morning, second, the prank, and third, Bones said he would extra mean with the Hypo." I listed them off. Everyone watched the confrontation with wide eyes.


Well, I should introduce myself! Katerina Rose at your service. Cousin to the obnoxious James T. Kirk and PZ under Bones.


"Kat, when we get back to earth, youa re so fired!" Jim yelled. I rolled my eyes.

"Jim, you wouldn't be able to get dressed with out me!" I fired back.

Jim's blue eyes glared at me.

"I told you not to talk about it!" He yelled. Bones smirked.

"Why can't you get dressed with out here help?" He asked teasingly.

"He just has no sense of fashion." I called out.

"Like you do!?" Jim asked.

"I like being mix-matched!" I yelled. "It shows my personality."

"You two are annoying." Bone growled.

"Get used to it." I called out. I grinned evilly at the Hypo in my hand. I danced around Bones and stood behind Jim. "What chu doin'?" I asked sweetly.

Bones eye's widened at the hypo poised towards Jim's neck. "Mind your own business Kat!" Jim said.

"Or what?" I asked.

"I'll fire you." He said.

I leaned in. "But I has a weapon." I whispered in his ear.

"Bones, what is she talking about?" Jim asked, fearful.

"Hell if I know." Bones muttered, a wry grin making its self present.

My hand shot forward and the needle slipped into Jim's neck.

"Son of a-!" Jim's hand shot up and closed around mine.

"what was in there?" He asked.

"The next years vaccinations and a mild sedative." Bones muttered.

"Why would you?" Jim fell onto the biobed asleep.

"I win!" I shouted! Bones rolled his, got his feet and walked towards me, Hypo in hand. "What are you doing?" I asked, backing up.

Bones ran at me, hypo extended. I screamed and ran for the door. I felt the pinch as the needle slid into my neck.

"You traitor!" I yelled. My vision went hazy and I blacked out before I could see the pleasant grin make its way to Bones' face.