Quit Playing Games With My Wand

by Vdramafreak

Just a stupid little ditty that I find amusing. Sung from ron's POV as you will probably be able to tell from the lyrics. Pretty funny if I do say so myself. Also quite stupid, but that's what makes it fun. Not as perverted as the title sounds. Please R&R

Disclaimer: sadly I own nada of harry potter. It's all j.k.rowling's domain. I also don't own the backstreet boys or their very old hit song (not that I'd really want to)

Quit Playing Games With My Wand

sung to the tune of "Quit Playing Games With My Heart" by backstreet boys. (I know that's lame but I thought it fit well.)

even in my head I see

my wand's making a fool of me

deep within my stomach I feel

my curse is comin back on me

sometimes I wish I could

turn back time

and stop myself from sayin that

then I wouldn't be

eating slugs

myself

I better

quit playin games with my wand

with my wand

with my wand

with my…I should have known not to start

playing games with my wand

with my wand

with my wand

I live my life, like I don't know

that my wand has been snapped in half

ever since we flew

into

the whomping willow

sometimes I wish I could

turn back time

to keep us from crashing down

right into that tree

that killed

my wand

I better

quit playin games with my wand

with my wand

with my wand

with my…I should have known not to start

playing games with my wand

with my wand

…quit playin games

oh wandy, wandy

the power you had was so strong

but now my neaseousness is stronger

oh wandy, wandy

this is not right

better get you fixed tonight

(do do. do do do)

wandy

oh no

quit playin games!

nahnahnah nah nah nah

nahnahnah nah wandy

nahnahnah nah nah nah nah

quit playing games with my wand

with my wand

with my wand

with my…I should have known not to start

playin games with my wand

with my wand

with my wand

etc.etc.etc. (as it drones on in true pop fashion)

P.S. just so everyone knows, this is supposed to be exceedingly stupid and only for humoring myself and any others who would find it humorous. Therefore, please do not flame me saying that this is exceedingly stupid and that I'm stupid for having written it. I know both of these things already being as the first was the entire point behind my random creation and the second has been apparent to me for many years and would not be of any news or help to my situation. I thank you for reading it and I love you all. Reviews are very much appreciated.