Just a note before the story, I was told to right a story about a character I usually don't, so I wrote about Dick Cheney, and it evolved into this, really short, crack fic.
Dick Cheney was riding his personal unicorn up Mount Kilimanjaro, the white unicorn fur, warm against the cold winter gusts. Drawing his bow, he aims towards the endangered species he's been hunting these past two weeks, the Flying Wombat. Taking aim at the small brown furred creature, he fires a small arrow and smiles. Watching the rainbow trail after the projectile, it strikes the flying wombat, surrounding it in a pink cloud. The cloud dissipates and reveals the lonely creature surrounded by new friends.
"Go forth and be fruitful!" Dick Cheney cries, "and remember, family values!"
Dick waves as his new friends fly forth, leaving him on the mountain. Petting his unicorn friend, Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus) they ride off together, to continue to bring peace and American exceptionalism to all.