Like all other authors on this forum, I remind you that these characters are not mine. They belong to Marvel. Unlike other authors on this forum, most of this dialog is not mine. It belongs to whomever wrote the X-men movie. I have merely twisted it around for fun. Enjoy.
Treaters: "Trick or Treat!"
Home Owner: "Hey...um, kids, nice costumes. But aren't some of you a bit old to go trick or treating?"
Treater #1: "We want some candy? Got any?"
H.O. "Um, yeah. Sure. Here. Have some candy. Here you go little hairy boy."
Treater #1: "You call that a candy, bub?"
Treater #2: "What would you prefer? Yellow taffy?"
H.O. "Well, thanks for stopping by...."
Treater #1: "No, I wouldn't prefer yellow taffy, but check out what loot Red got... Boy, that sure is a big round chocolate. I wonder if she'll share it."
Treater #2: "If she had to share it, it wouldn't be *her* candy, would it? I bet it just burns you up that a little kid like me gets more candy than a hairy kid like you. And, hey,...stay away from my candy."
H.O. "Happy Halloween, kids, now step aside so some of the other children can get some candy..."
Treater #1: "Well, I wasn't the one who gave that last house a new door..."
Treater #2: "And I'm not the one who's stabbing all his candy onto his claws..."
Treater #1: "Well you can take your candy and stick it up your..."
H.O. "THANK YOU, CHILDREN. GOODBYE NOW...."
Treater #1:
Treater #2: "What is it?"
Treater #1: "There's someone out there. Someone with...candy."
Treater #1: "Hey, I want some candy"
H.O.: "I just gave you some candy"
Treater #1: "That's not me. I'm me."
Treater #1: "That's not me. I'm me."
H.O.: "Children, stop fighting. Just because you bought identical costumes is no reason to start clawing at each other..."
Treater #2: "I'm leaving. You coming with me?"
Treater #1: "Yeah, sure."
Treater #2: "Are you you?"
Treater #1: "Hey, hey. It's me..."
Treater #2: "Prove it..."
Treater #1: "You're a..."
H.O.: "Get out of here NOW. All of you."
All the Trick or Treaters: "Yeah, thanks for the candy. Gotta go..."