Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did I wouldn't be typing this myself, instead I would be dictating it to one of the bevy of scantily clad, hopelessly depraved nymphos that cater to my every whim…or something like that…hehehe. Anyway, enough of that line of thought on to the story.
Hinata is Truly Naughty
"No way!" gasped Tenten, her hands placed firmly on each of her cheeks.
"In the Hokage's office! On her desk!" Ino yelled as she staggered to her feet, causing sake to spill out of one of the few remaining full bottles.
"Watch it Ino pig!" shouted Sakura as she hurriedly righted the bottle," That's alcohol abuse and if my mom finds out we partied here all weekend she'll kill me."
"She's not the only one that will kill you. If Tsunade finds out what you and Lee are doing in her office when she is gone she won't leave enough of you two to fill a shoe box." Tenten said as she helped to mop up the pool of spilt sake. "I think that you've scared us for life with that mental image."
"Yeah, I'm traumatized for life! I'll never be able to look at Lee the same again," interjected Ino.
"You're scared for life? That's a laugh coming from you two. I mean come on Tenten, Neji has you dress up as a school girl and Ino let's not even go into you and Choji's food fetish."
"Alright, alright already we're sorry," said Ino. She paused and carefully brought her small sake bowl to her lips. With one quick motion she slammed back another shot. "But you know guys we can't leave out the guest of honor."
All eyes turned to the lavender haired girl sitting at the head of the table.
"Hic!" was her only reply to their unspoken question.
"Ok Hinata spill it!" Sakura ordered," What is the wildest thing you and Naruto do?"
Hinata fixed them all with a rather bleary eyed stare for a few moments, carefully poured herself her eighteenth shot of sake, set it to one side and chugged the rest of the bottle and then uttered five shocking words.
"Taju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."
The End
Author's note. I know not the normal image of Hinata, but hey the shy ones always have a hidden wild side!
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