Fox – "I wanted to try my part of the funny Fanfiction! Please tell me if it's good! Kumiko is Natsume's cousin, by the way – only in this Fic, okay?"
Age's :
Mikan : 11
Natsume : 12
Koko : 12
Ruka : 12
Hotaru : 11
Sumire : 11
Aoi : 9
Kumiko : 9
Luna : 11 – Really 25 or 29!
Mr. Bear : Maybe, like, 7?
Facebook Drabble's with Natsume's cousin, Kumiko
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Natsume Hyuuga is now in a relationship with Mikan Sakura.
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Kumiko : Yo cousin, Natsume-chi! Oh! N' Hi, Ruka-chu!
Natsume : Hi, Kumiko.
Mikan : NATSUME HAS A COUSIN! WTF?
Natsume : Yes I do, Polka.
Sumire : I never knew that.
Natsume : Y do u think she kept coming very week for a year when I met u for that chocolate strawberry pudding I make? Three week's before Polka came?
Ruka : RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE!
Hotaru : No.
Ruka : BUT SHE'LL TRY N' KILL YOU, IMAI!
Hotaru : So? She really isn't that bad, Ruka. She gave me blackmail stuff I can use against you. And Natsume. And lot's of other pple, 2.
Koko is Cheeze! : My, Oh, My!
Kumiko : Cerealie Koko?
Sumire : Oh… YOU HAVE A FUCKING WITCH, HALF VAMPIRE, FOX THING AS A FUCKING COUSIN!
Natsume : So? She ain't bad, N' u know it.
Mikan : Um…
Kumiko : HI, MIKAN-CHAN! LONG TIME, NO SEE!
Natsume : Mikan – She know's everybody. Don't worry. 2 – I've met u be4 but she erased ur memory.
Mikan : WTF? o.O N' O.o
Natsume : Yep.
Kumiko : Let's go all the way 2night… U make me feel like I'm livin' a Teenage Dream!
Natsume : WTF, Kumiko?
Kumiko : Teenage Dream by Katie Perry! The way u look at me… I might get ur heart racing In my skin tight jean's… B ur Teenage Dream 2night! Listen 2 it! It good and it kinda talk's 'bout sex! P.S. To people who have never met me : I TUAGHT NATUMSE SEX E.D. AND I'M 2 YR'S YOUNGER THAN HIM! WHAHAHA!
Ruka : My point taken.
Mikan : O.o WTF? So, ur like, 9 yr old? o.O
Kumiko : Yep. Can u b/lieve Natsume didn't even know what a dildo was?
Mikan : Wha is that?
Kumiko : A sex toy. Shaped like a guy's dick.
Mikan : I SO DIDN'T WANT 2 KNOW THAT!
Natsume : U asked her, Polka. Deal w/ it, ok?
Mikan : Ok.
Sumire : Good. BTW Kumiko – Do u know who will have sex w/ Natsume?
Kumiko : Yes. I won't tell, though. It ain't u Premy. I time travel 2 much… NATSUME! I MET'S UR FUTURE DAUGTER'S! They so funny… epically Tare-chan! N' Suemi soo mean! Nami… well, she like both u N' Mikan-chan… time's she'll be a pervert N' other's she'll be really hyper! Some time's though, she can kinda b both.
Sumire : NO!
Koko is Cheeze! : Oh my! OBESSION!
Natsume, Mikan and other's : Yep.
Mr. Bear : Hi 2 all the pple I've met. I'm on N' this is the only way u'll know what I'm thinking. Expect Mind Reader N' Kumiko-chan.
Mikan : O.o HAHA! I been doin' that a lot lately.
Kumiko : Natsume, u think I should return her memory now?
Natsume : Just keep her dense enough. Got it?
Kumiko : Yep! Mikan – POPIE! Say somethin' from when u were 2!
Mikan : Natsume has a older sister named Bunny and she is a playboy bunny 2! And Kumiko dared her 2 get pregnant N' drink durin' it but after 5 min. of the baby boy being alive N' out of Bunny, It died N' Bunny was super sad!
Natsume : That last part 'bout Bunny pregnant didn't happen, though?
Kumiko : Not that u know of…
Natsume : KUMIKO!
Kumiko : Yes?
Natsume : Can I kill u, NOW?
Kumiko : No. Not until Death-sama say's so.
Natsume : O.o
Kumiko : Yeah… Asura didn't kill him. Just hurt him really badly.
Natsume : O.o
Kumiko : Yep. Koko! GET THE FIRE ANT'S!
Natsume : NO! I'm fine, Kumiko!
Mikan : Fire ant's?
Kumiko : Yep. I like 2 hurt Natsume when h does that w/ FIRE ANT'S!
Natsume : Yes, Yes u do, Kumiko.
Hotaru : Kumiko, have anymore blackmail 4 me?
Kumiko : Yes. N' it 'bout Natsume N' Mikan-chan when they were 2 yr old's. I was 6 month's… that time… N' SO WAS AOI!
Aoi : Finally, I'm mentioned! Hell yeah I was! HEY! Kumiko, can we ALL watch that vid. U made the Christmas Family Festival N' Natsume happened 2 drunk w/ Mi-chan?
Mikan : WTF? O.o I was drunk b4?
Kumiko : Yes. And that's when u 2 lost both of ur virginity's!
Mikan : O.o But u lost ur's b4 Natsume. + u said that Natsume nv lost his virginity?
Kumiko : I did say that, I just nv said WHEN he lost he virginity! MAHAHAHA! But cereal, I nv did. Or w/ who, Mikan-chan.
Mikan : O.o
Natsume : ID REMEMBER! O.o
Mikan : Me, either!
Kumiko : Aoi did say u BOTH were drunk, right?
Mikan : Yes.
Kumiko : So u's don't REMEMBER! That y, Natsume.
Everyone : O.o
Mikan : But that underage drinkin', right?
Kumiko : Not 2 me N' Natsume's family! Especially Christmas Family Festival every yr. It's underage if ur younger than 5 month's.
Mikan : O.o ?
Koko is Cheeze! : Please, stop doing that, Mikan-chan!
Mikan : Y?
Sumire : It's annoying.
Natsume : Not really. I'm used 2 it.
Mikan : That's b/cause u knew me longer than every1 else except Ku-chi! Kumiko, is it alright if I call u 'Ku-chi'?
Kumiko : NOPE! I'M FINE W/ IT!
Natsume : Duh, Polka.
Luna : WHEN TF DID I GET HERE?
Kumiko : Die, Bitch!
Luna : NOT UNTIL SAKURA'S MOTHER IS DEAD!
Natsume : Like that'll happen. Kumiko! STOP TIME TRAVELIN'!
Kumiko : NV! O! U pple want 2 go see Hitler LOVE Jew's N' other pple?
Mikan : YEAH!
Natsume : R u on crack, Polka?
Mikan : No. 2 much Howalon. That all.
Natsume : O… good.
Kumiko : Awkward… but cerealie, please Natsume?
Natsume : Fine. When?
Kumiko : Mayb now if ya want. U know I time travel very, very well. Expect those unstable crystal ball's…
Natsume : That remind's me… WHEN THE HELL R U GOIN' 2 FIX IT SO I DON'T TRUN IN2 A KITTEN N' RUKA A DAMNED BUNNI!
Mikan : WTF? Y WAS I NOT INFORMED?
Kumiko : Mayb nv. I like turnin' u 2 in2 kitten N' bunni. N' Aoi LOVE'S it, 2. IDK, Mikan-chan! Hotaru N' Ruka – IN THE FUTURE KEEP YA DAUGHTER SHANA UNDER CONTROL! SHE ALMOZT KILLED TARE-CHAN! N' UR YOUNGER DAUGHTER ELLY, 2!
Hotaru : Is that true?
Kumiko : Yes. I'm a witch, so I time travel a lot. + Koko N' Sumire have a little girl named Nera who best friend's w/ Tare-chan.
Sumire : I WOULD NV HAVE KID W/ THAT BAKA!
Kumiko : Not that u know of… yet…
Natsume : Kumiko?
Kumiko : WELL IT TRUE!
Natsume : Do I care?
Kumiko : In the future, yes! Especially w/ ur future daughter's. U such a carin' father then that if a guy (EVEN 2 DAY OLD'S!) got near a daughter of ur's, u'd burn them.
Natsume : I'll cerealie live that long?
Kumiko : Yes. Later there a cure for 4th Alice type!
Natsume : U'd go back in time a save my mother, wouldn't u?
Kumiko : Hell yeah! U know perfectly well that Mikan-chan mom N' ur mom were best friend's that school!
Natsume : So? Ur point is…
Kumiko : IDK! OWWWWWWW! I HATE DAMNED SHOT'S!
Natsume : Y u getin' a shot? N' HOW r ya chatin' w/ us?
Kumiko : Cervical Cancer shot. 9 yr old can do that. Me Ipod touch, silly!
Natsume : Then y u tellin' me?
Mikan : I got that frist one 5 day's ago! R arm hurt's a lot after that…
Kumiko : IKR? B/cause I wanted 2, Natsume.
Natsume : What wroung w/ ya?
Kumiko : Idk. NOW! OFF TA HITLER TIME!
Hitler Time
Kumiko : Okay. Wha we do nowa?
Natsume : Shouldn't ya already knowa?
Kumiko : No. Want me 2 use the star card's?
Natsume : Whateva get's this guy ta love Jew's, I fine.
Kumiko : OKAY!
Mikan : Then where IS Hitler?
Kumiko : WE HAVE TA FIND HIM!
Natsume : Nv ready for anythin' I tell ya!
Kumiko : Yes I am. I now know wha we need ta do!
Sumire and Koko : OF TO THE HUGE CROWD!
Kumiko : What they said!
5 minute's later -
Kumiko : YO! HITLER!
Hitler in a German voice : Who r u?
Kumiko : A person. Here ta change ya!
Hitler in a German voice : How?
Kumiko : Like this! Star card! LOVE!
- 2 minute's later -
Hitler in a German voice : Nothin' happened. Wait… I LOVE JEW'S!
Kumiko : Okay. We're done here. OFF TA PRESENT TIME!
Present Time
Natsume : WTF! WHA HAPPENED?
Kumiko : The Effect of making Hitler love people N' Jew's.
Natsume : TAKE US BACK KUMIKO!
Kumiko : No. I like it.
Kaoru : Hi! KUMIKO! HOW'VE U BEEN?
Natsume : NO… NO… KUMIKO!
Kumiko : Wha? O! HI Kaoru!
Natsume : Wha the hell is my mom doin' alive?
Kumiko : Another Effect. Since we went back far enough that Hitler nv made war w/ America N' the rest of the world, ur mom was able 2 survive her Alice N' the car crash. But the crash still happened; she just didn't die from over-use of her Alice.
Mikan : Wow. Ur mom's really pretty Natsume! I see were u get ur perverted-ness!
Kumiko : Yep. From his mother, from her father, from his mother, N' so on.
Mikan : O.o
Kumiko : Well, that's all for now! Come back 2morrow 2 see what else happen's!
Kaoru : Bye! Review please!
Kumiko : Love u all! Bye!