Pranksterz
By: Pretty Nacho
I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter
Quick Note; Takes place in Harry's fourth year and after Pein attacks Konoha. Naruto did not go out of the village to try to convince the Raikage to spare Sasuke. Tsunade is not in a coma from chakra loss. Naruto is a female in this story.
NEW AN (12.17.10): So yeah, I went back and spaced this chapter, fixed a few spelling errors I found, etc. Nothing's changed except for that. (:
"Ha-ha, Iruka, pink is your color, I promise!" A small blonde whined, as the killing intent increased.
"Really?" Iruka replied eyes glinting, "I think it looks rather ridiculous." And it did in fact look tremendously ridiculous. The once brown hair was now a bright shade of neon pink and fell in curls down the Chunin's back. His beloved vest was also ruined; it had been replaced by a fluffy pink…thing with tasteless fringe surrounding it.
"Ridiculous? Pft, it isn't ridiculous, it's incredibly fashionable, you look like a diva!" the blonde said, gesturing her hands in an odd manner, "See, look everyone is smiling at you." Iruka sputtered and waved his arms (covered in sparkly pink gloves) spastically. The blonde fifteen year-old took this as her cue to make like a clone and poof. "Bye Iruka-sensei! Have fun trying to rebuild your schoolhouse in high-heels!"
"NARUTO YOU GET BACK HERE YOU-"
Iruka's screams echoed throughout the village. People chuckled as the orange-clad savior ran happily down the streets. However, her merry-making was abruptly stopped by an official looking ANBU. The ANBU solemnly handed Naruto a note that read that she had been summoned by the Hokage. Mock-saluting the ANBU, Naruto skipped towards the tower which was actually only half of what it once was. Naruto dashed to Tsunade's office and flung open the door, well not really flung, she tried to fling it, but the door swung off of its hinges and crashed into the remains of the mahogany shelf that used to be perched at the corner of the room.
"Ha-ha-ha, oops, my bad baa-chan," Naruto said, scratching the back of her head and smiling.
Tsunade's eyes twitched dangerously, "No problem." Naruto glanced at the Hokage who was looking oddly serious, which was actually a quite humorous sight for half of the room was torn off and you could see the whole village behind her.
"Naruto," The Hokage started in a deadly voice . "I am sending you out on a mission."
Naruto smiled, happy to do something for her village, "What is it baa-chan? Do I have to like fight off super-cool ninjas while protecting precious jewels and items?"
"Brat," Tsunade's eyes twitched again, "shut up and learn to respect your elders, apparently, some people have experience an odd tugging feeling around the area of God-Mode Pein's death. We aren't sure what it is. I wanted to send an ANBU, but the council was adamant that you take this mission, saying that you were the one who defeated Pein, so that it was only fitting."
Naruto chuckled uncomfortably, "Well you know the council…it takes a lot more than saving the lives of everyone to be worth something in their eyes. But I'll be right back, I'm sure it's nothing. This 'tugging feeling' is probably just people being paranoid." Tsunade nodded as Naruto began to walk out of the hole where the door used to be.
"Good bye Naruto, stay safe." Tsunade waved, heart going out to her younger sister.
Naruto nodded before she stopped so suddenly that Tsunade almost fell out of her chair. Naruto smacked her forehead, "What am I thinking?" And with that, she turned around to Tsunade, ran and jumped out and ran down the side of the Hokage Tower.
Tsunade shook her head, her eye twitching once again, she should really have Shizune check it out, just to make sure it hadn't become permanent, "Show-off."
Naruto ran out of the village nodding to the guards as she went. She followed the mini-path of destruction she and Pein had created, before she came upon the place. And as it turned out, the allegations were correct; there was an odd tugging feeling coming from the point of Pein's death, it felt as if something was pulling her towards the body. She approached it slowly and cautiously and then did something that no ninja should ever do ever. She picked up a nearby stick and started poking the dead body. She giggled at the squishing sound it made and was about to write the phenomenon off as nothing of importance when she was blinded by an orange light and promptly sucked through what felt like a tube.
A few seconds later she was thrust (still holding the oddly smooth stick) onto a chair. She could vaguely feel that someone was moving under her before a hat was placed on her head. Hm, a brave one this is, a bit ditzy and innocent, but with a thirst for knowledge and a sneaky streak too.
Now Naruto was properly freaked out. This hat was inside of her mind.
She grabbed the hat off of her head, threw it on the ground and began stomping on it repeatedly. "DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!" She was stopped by a loud gasping noise and a cry of, GRYFFINDOR! from the odd hat.
She turned around and finally noticed through her super-ninja observant skills that her surroundings were quite different from the forests of Konoha. Seeing the horrified looks on everyone's faces she decided to the smart thing and introduced herself.
"HEY GUYS, MY NAME IS UZUMAKI NARUTO, DATTEBAYO!" She waved around the stick in her hand and was surprised as pretty gold and red sparks flew from it, she stared at the stick, mesmerized. The whole room burst into applause and whistles. "What an odd group of people."
During the opening ceremony of Hogwarts, there was nothing like seeing the terrified expressions on the ickle first-year's face as they clambered up to be sorted that cheered up Ron, Hermione, Harry, and the twins more. Of course the twins opened the ceremony by pulling off a most memorable prank. I do not want to go into details but it included gunpowder, fireworks, and oddly enough cat-nip. The whole thing was rather joyous despite the incident at the World Cup, but that was in the past, and everyone just felt like enjoying themselves and preparing for another fantastical year at Hogwarts.
The hat of course sang a song. The whole thing was rather fuzzy for all them because the twin's were too busy flirting, Ron was occupied by mince pies, Hermione was distracted because of the disgusting noises produced by Ron, and Harry was staring at Cho Chang, the only thing that really ran through his mind was, "Pretty."
Then came the sorting, the twin's stopped flirting, Ron dropped his pies, Hermione sighed in relief, and Harry…well he kept on staring. And his thoughts were still among the lines of that before.
McGonagall was halfway through the list. Her painted fingers stopped on the next name. "Harvey, Mervin." Her clipped voice cut through the hall. A tentative brown-haired freckled boy stepped up and walked slowly towards the small chair. The poor thing was shaking. McGonagall smirked, "Fresh meat."The boy sat down and stared at the hall. Hoping to get this over with as fast a he can, the boy closed his eyes. McGonagall, feeling very sadistic took her time. She picked the hat up ever so slowly and down it descended.
Poof.
The hat landed on a head of soft blonde hair. The hat was on for a world-record of three seconds. Before it was torn off and thrown onto the floor.
"DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" The girl yelled stomping on the poor hat. ….Wait a second. McGonagall peered down and there was the small first year, wheezing and gasping for breath that had been cut off from being landed on. She looked up once more to see a short (but still taller than all of the first-years) blonde haired girl wearing a garish orange costume. So…a dress code violator, huh? McGonagall was about to reach out to the girl when she stopped and looked around, seemingly lost.
The girl then screamed out, "GUYS MY NAME IS UZUMAKI NARUTO, DATTEBAYO!" McGonagall clutched her poor ears, "So loud."The girl brandished her wand in the air letting out a brilliant display of red and gold sparks. The students burst into loud applause, thinking it was all a show.
McGonagall glanced at Dumbledore who gave her the signal. Forcing herself to be polite, she tapped the girl's shoulder. The girl turned around and blinked owlishly at McGonagall.
"You're old." The girl said bluntly.
"Fuck polite."McGonagall thought, and she harshly grabbed the girl by her left ear and began to drag her to Dumbledore's office.
Everyone watched with horror as the poor thing was dragged by the ear towards Dumbledore's office. Ron leaned towards Harry, "Damn mate, these first years are hardcore. Very first day and McGonagall's already going to devour her brains."
Harry nodded in agreement absently. "Cho is pretty."
Whoo, that's the end for the first chapter. Review please? O: I'm really hoping that this'll actually get reviews.
So tell people about it.
Remember, this is supposed to be comedy/parody, oh there'll be a plot…kind of, probably not. O:
No there isn't going to be any Harry bashing, trust me. xD
Naruto is almost definitely going to be with Fred and George, okay?
NEW AN:/ Yay, it's done. On to work on chapter 2.
cheers.
-Nacho