Sorry about uploading my fic for a long time, but I got Napster fixed, and it took me a while to think about this. It's suppose to be a Tenchi Myu (only Ryo-o-ki), a Pokemon (only Ash & Pikachu), and a Gundam Wing crossover. I thought this would be stupid to ya'll, but I put a lot of thought into it, and please be nice to me.

P.S: Topic is kind of stupid.


Duo's Happiness
(Pikachu's Revenge)


It was a normal Monday afternoon at one of Quatre's sister's house, who was nice to give him, and the Gundam boys hers since she was moving to a new house, and Heero was looking at the newspaper, trying to find jobs for all of the Gumdan boys to work at.

Heero:(reading the newspaper) Okay, let's see.....No, no, no! Uhhh...no, too low payment. Who would what that stupid job?

Duo: Heero, this is the 50th time you looked at that same paper!

Heero:(still looking at the paper) So...

Duo:(gets mad) SO GET ANOTHER NEWSPAPER, OR CALL TO GET A JOB, OR SOMETHING!!!!!

Wufei: You know, Duo, we wouldn't be in this predicament if you wouldn't brought that dumb, fat, gay, weak pet of yours!!!

Duo: You know, Wufei, we also wouldn't be in this predicament if you kept calling it that, plus our lives would be better if you got fried by it, or get squished by that flying lizard!!

Wufei: Shut up, you weak onna!!!

Duo: Come say that to my face bastered!!!

Quatre:(coming out from his room) SHUT UP!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!

Everyone was silent for about 10 sec. till Quatre spooked in a calm voice.

Quatre: Now. Wufei, you're right cause Duo shouldn't brought that Pikachu in the first place.

Wufei(being all cheerfully) Haha!! Who's the weak one now!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Quatre:(interrupts cheerful Wufei) And Duo, you're right, too, cause Wufei shouldn't kept calling it a weak rat.

Wufei:(gets mad) What???!!!! Injustice!!!! Duo shouldn't be right!!!! I'm always right!!! That thing should be called a weak rat!!! I--

Duo: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! (jumps on Wufei and tries to kill him)

Trowa, Heero, and Quatre runs to the fight and pulls Duo off the helpless Wufei. When they thought Duo was calmed down, they let him go, then Duo started walking to the door.

Trowa: Hey, Duo, where are you going?

Duo:(very mad) I'm going for a walk.

Wufei:(who was bleeding from the lip) Well, I hope you get lost, or get killed by a car!!!

Duo: Well I hope you get stabbed by a knife, or fall off from the balcony!!!!(slams the door very hard)

Two hours passed, and Duo was still walking around in the park, thinking about what Wufei did to Pikachu.

Duo:(talking to himself) If Pikachu's dead, that Wufei is really going to get it.

Then Duo felt tired, and found a bench which he rested on for about thirty minutes. When he got up, he saw a brownish, long eared, rabbit sleeping on his left side of his leg.

A/N: Guess who!!!

Duo:(kinda sleepy) Huh? What the...?

Duo soon picked up the rabbit, which it woke up.

Rabbit:(still sleepy) Meow?
(translator): Huh?

Duo: Cool!! A bunny-rabbit-cat thingy!! Wow!!!

Rabbit: Meow? Meow meow?
(translator): What? Bunny-rabbit-cat thingy?

Duo: (giggles) Hey fella, what to come to my house? (then thinks about something) Wait a minute, I can't bring that cute thing back. Heero and the other would kill me. What should I do? Should I bring and get killed, or should I leave and let it die? I can't decide!!! Ahhhh!! To much pressure!!!!!

Rabbit Meow mrow.
(translator): Okay, I guess.

Duo: Okay then!!!

Back at Quatre's sister's house, Heero, Quatre, Wufei, Trowa, and their visitor Ash, was playing cards.

Trowa: Got any two's?

Ash: Go fish.

Trowa: That's the fifth time you won in a row.

Wufei: Yeah. Umm... how did you keep doing that?

Ash: A little of secret of winning.

Then they all heard someone knocking at the door.

Ash: Who's that?

Quatre: Some salesman or something. I'll get it.

Quatre walked up to door, opened it, and saw Duo with a rabbit on his shoulder.

Duo: Hi.

Quatre: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa then came running towards Quatre.

Trowa: Quatre, what's wrong?

Then Trowa saw the rabbit on Duo's shoulder.

Trowa & Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Quatre & Trowa ran from the door and jumped behind the couch holding each other, till they saw each other.

Trowa & Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then they ran to their room and closed it, and start putting stuff behind the door.

Heero, Duo, the rabbit, Ash, and Wufei just sweatdropped.

To be continued....

Okay, Ryo-o-ki's name will not be found out till the next chapter, and soon Pikachu will return. No, he'll not be like a zombie or.... ooohhhhh, just find out on the next chapter!!!!!!

P.S: Sorry this was short.