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Do Ron (snippets)
I
It was on a sunny afternoon that Ron found himself in the courtyard feeding the owls.
While he gave Hedwig some cookies he heard a whisper.
"Ron, over here." And he turned his head into the direction of the voice. To his surprise it was Cho, wearing nothing but a thong. As Ron felt his eyes grew wide, and something else grow hard, he looked at the bra she was swinging around her little finger.
How luscious.
"Oh Ronnieponnie," she continued, "I'm waiting for you."
With a frown upon his face he turned to look over his shoulder. But he saw no one else and, at realising she had been addressing him personally, he started to grin foolishly. While he stepped up to walk towards the girl two heavily kissing people entered the courtyard. Those two people were, coincidentally, two of Cho's ex-boyfriends. Ron shivered. He had almost fallen for her. She, who made all the boys at Hogwarts reconsider their sexual orientation. She, who turned any man, no matter how straight, gay.
"Harry," one of the two boys said, "touch my wand and rub it hard."
Cho looked at the two and rolled her eyes.
"Come on, Ron. Now!" She commanded him but he seemed to shrink into one of the nearby bushes.
"Cedric," the other boy answered, "I want it. Now!"
He clearly had learned that from his former mistress.