A/N: Fun fact: Dan and Swampy at one point wanted to do a Phineas and Ferb/Harry Potter thing. Obviously, that never happened, but I developed fun plunnies from that idea.
Stephanie: Yes… 'fun' is the phrase I would use…
Me: *cheeky grin* Anyway, enjoy.
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"Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen." ~Johann Volfgang von Goethe
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"Owl post's here!" Phineas exclaimed as he slid out of his chair at the breakfast table to greet the owl. "Got anything good today, Barry?" The owl simply dropped his deliveries into Phineas's hands and took a nibble of the biscuit he was holding before flying back out the open window, earning a small sigh from the boy. "Guess he didn't wanna stick around…"
"Phineas, why do you even care about the owl post? You know it's gonna be for Dad or Ferb," Candace commented from the table.
"I can't help but be curious," he answered as he went through the letters. "Ooh, there's a letter from Hogwarts, Ferb! Bet you're excited for that."
Lawrence let out a small laugh at Phineas's enthusiasm as the young boy handed him the mail. "It's almost as if you're the one going to Hogwarts, Phineas."
Phineas simply smiled in response as he climbed back into his own chair and then reached over to pull Perry up on his lap.
"Mom! Can you tell Phineas to quit having his platypus up on the table? It's seriously gross."
"He's just a platypus," Phineas argued as he ran a hand along Perry's back. "He can't exactly do much."
"Yeah, but—"
"There's something for you, Phineas."
The two Flynn siblings fell silent at Ferb's comment and everyone at the table stared at the envelope in the young wizard's hand.
A Hogwarts letter addressed to Phineas J. Flynn.
"That's impossible," Phineas answered simply as he pushed it away. "It's probably a prank or something."
"There's no one within the wizarding world who would have any reason to pull a prank on you," Lawrence answered as he looked at the writing on the envelope. "That does look like the proper handwriting…"
Ferb gave Phineas a gentle nudge of encouragement the same moment Perry let out a chatter, and Phineas laughed as he accepted the envelope. "All right, I'll look."
Dear Phineas Flynn
You have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry…
Phineas skimmed over the letter and looked over to see that the parchment Ferb had received was identical—except for the name at the top, of course.
"I…I'm a wizard?"
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A/N: That's…actually semi-weak. Whoops. Anyway, let's play a game called "what Hogwarts houses did I put the boys in"!
Stephanie: Have fun with that…