This is a warning for everyone. This fic is complete and utter nonsense and should be avoided at all costs. If you are already insane then I would welcome any reviews.
Flames shall be used to roast marshmallows.
It was a typical day at Hogwarts. Harry was running away from his ever hysterical mob of fans, Ron was sulking in the shadows wishing it was him who was so popular and Hermione was in the library (a/n There's a surprise)
While Harry was bowled over and stripped naked by his fans there was a big
BOOM!
Colin Creevy looked up from taking his fifty two hundredth millionth photo of Harry and screamed. BOOM! Colin was dead. To be truthful no one really cared. The thing that was really bothering them was WHY Colin was dead. BOOM! Voldie appeared.
He laughed evilly and said 'muahahahahah!!!!!!! Now you shall all be killed by the BOOM curse! Muahahahahahah!!!!!!'
BOOM! Ten people dropped down dead including Harry. Ron cheered.
'Finally Harry has gone! Now I shall never be in his shadow again!!!!! Muahahahahahahah!!!!'
Harry stood up with a look of pure shock on his face.
'Darn it' Thought Ron.
'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING??!!' yelled Harry 'I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE!! I'M THE HERO, YOU MUST ALL RESPECT ME!! LOOK AT ME! I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M WITTY' I'M FUNNY I'M TALENTED I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED I'M……..
'Bloody annoying' thought Ron
BOOM!!!!!!
Harry dropped dead again.
Ron put his wand back in his pocket. The entire school and Voldie cheered and patted Ron on the back.
'Nice one Ron' Said Voldie and BOOM! He was gone and about twenty less people were standing.
Harry stood up again 'HOW DARE YOU KILL ME IN MID RANT, RON!!!' He yelled 'THAT'S NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN TO ME!! I'M…'
'Still naked' Said Ron.
Harry looked down, screamed like a girl and dropped dead from embarrassment.
Hermione came running over to them.
'What on earth is going on here?!' She yelled. 'I can't read this book with all those BOOMS going on * She holds up a book called '101 useless facts that will never help you in any way at all'* She continued to nag at them……..
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hermione drops dead
The entire school including all the teachers put away their wands.
'Much better' Said Dumbledore.
Then Ron took out his wand and said 'Now I shall have complete world domination with this spell. Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' He aimed his wand at everyone.
BOOM!!!
The end.
I feel that I should put an apology here for everyone who has read this. I am extremely sorry and will never do something like this again. I promise. * Crosses fingers behind her back*