Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I'm just playing around with some prompts.

Author's Note: It's that time again! I will end up skipping a few days, like last year, but it'll still be a lot of fun!

Day 1: Main Gang

Words: 465

Rated: T

Enjoy!

Fangirl Problems

It was another quiet evening, camping out on their long journey to collect Jewel shards. Young Shippo was looking through the pages of a manga he'd found in Kagome's backpack. Kagome thought nothing of it, cheerfully helping Sango fry the fish on the campfire, when suddenly, Shippo chirped up cheerfully, "Hey, Kagome, I know mommies and daddies mate to make babies, but I didn't know that two daddies could make babies." He turned around the pages so everyone could see quite clearly in the firelight the rather lecherous, graphic drawing of two men passionately making love.

Shrieking incoherently, Kagome snatched the yaoi from the little fox's paws and stuffed it into her backpack, trying to avoid everyone's gaze. Sango's mouth was agape, her face red as a tomato. Inuyasha had a poker face, but Miroku looked strangely curious.

"Lady Kagome," he said slowly, "by any chance, do you have any books like... that featuring a man and a woman, instead? If so, I'd greatly appreciate-"

SMACK! Sango's hand spoke before Kagome could sputter an indignant refusal. Shippo looked between his friends, his confusion apparent on his face.

"K-Kagome? Did I do something wrong?" he asked timidly.

"No, no, sweetie, this was entirely my fault. Well, technically, also Eri's fault," she muttered. "She's the one who put that thing in my backpack, telling me to read it over the weekend, and I completely forgot to leave it at home-"

"You read that stuff?" Inuyasha's voice cut her off, sounding strangled.

"No! My friends are into it, and I only borrowed it so she'd shut up," Kagome said, blushing furiously. "I never- never intended for you all to see that..." She trailed off, humiliated and flustered. But then, her attention was brought back by Inuyasha's shaking form. "What?" she snapped.

"W-well... all pups... must learn... someday..." Inuyasha's words sounded more and more strangled, as if it took every effort to speak. He covered a hand over his mouth, his trembling visible to everyone.

Kagome blinked. "Are you... are you laughing?!" she cried.

At this, he and Miroku completely caved in, clutching their sides, slapping each other on the back, laughing harder and harder, until tears were streaming down their cheeks. Sango and Kagome exchanged bewildered looks, while Shippo looked rather relieved and pleased with himself.

"You know," Inuyasha said between laughs, "the runt's lucky he just saw a drawing. The first time I learned that two men can do the deed was when I walked into an inn and found-"

"SIT BOY! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT BOY!" Kagome leaped to her feet, shrieking the command, her eyes wild and sparking with fury.

From then on, she was extra careful to double and triple check what exactly was in her backpack before leaping back in time.