Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis… And I don't own Eiji… but I do own his super fantastic alter ego, Super Fantastic Eiji! I also don't own Fanta… just SUPER FANTA! Yey!!!
Narrator: Hello everyone! Thanks for reading my super fantastic fan fiction! I won't give you the super fantastic details of how this super fantastic story came to be… but I will tell you that it is (hopefully) super fantastic! Here is the super fantastic cast!
Eiji- Super fantastic main character. Is known as Super Fantastic Eiji! Super fantastic crime fighting man!
Oishi- Super Fantastic Eiji's super fantastic sidekick, Super Fantastic Oishi! Not as cool, but still super fantastic!
Tezuka- In charge of giving the Super Fantastic Eiji his super fantastic assignments! Super fantastic in-charge guy!
Inui- Super fantastic briefing man! He tells Eiji the details of his super fantastic assignments and gives him his super fantastic new weapons and other super fantastically fun things!
Echizen- Ochibi! Super fantastic Eiji's super fantastic apprentice! Gets super fantastically captured a lot, and then is super fantastically rescued by Super Fantastic Eiji!
Momoshiro- The super fantastic giant monster that always comes to wreck super fantastic Eiji's super fantastic city! Can breathe super fantastic fire!
Fuji- The super fantastic antagonist! He's the super fantastic archenemy of super fantastic Eiji! Is super fantastically evil!
Kaido- The super fantastic evil wizard that works for super fantastically evil Fuji! Likes super fantastic snakes super fantastically!
Kawamura- Warrior who works for super fantastically evil Fuji! Can super fantastically beat people up with his super fantastic tennis racket! Super fantastic!
Super Fanta- Everyone's favorite super fantastic drink!
N- The super fantastic abbreviation of "Narrator," because I don't feel like typing it! A super fantastic way for the author to get away with being super fantastically lazy!
Person's name: - what someone super fantastically says!
(Verb, sigh, kick, ect.)- What someone super fantastically does, or is thinking!
N: Now that that is out of the way, on to the super fantastic show!
N: Hey look! It's Super Fantastic Eiji's super fantastic secret identity!
Eiji: Whew… what a long day at… um… work?
N: Yes, Eiji, work.
Eiji: Why am I working again?
N: Because all super heroes' secret identities always have a job! Don't you watch TV?
Eiji: Oooooh…
N: And where are you're super fantastic glasses?
Eiji: I took them off because they hurt my eyes.
N: But you need them! Who know when someone will make the connection between you and your super fantastic alter ego because you look alike?
Eiji: Oooooh… That's a good point… (Puts on his glasses)… whoa…
N: And why are you talking to me? You're supposed to be low profile!
Eiji: Oooookay!
N: Stop it!
(Eiji stumbles off down the street)
N: As I was saying… Super Fantastic Eiji's super fantastic identity, Kikumaru Eiji, works at the local Newspaper!
Eiji: Really? Why didn't I know that?
N: (sigh) … but there is never a time when Super Fantastic Eiji is not on alert!
…
N: … When Super Fantastic Eiji is not on alert!
…
N: … Teeeezukaaaa…
Tezuka: What?
N: (whispers) Your lines!
Tezuka: Oh… Oooooh… (Presses a button on a fake-looking prop) Kikumaru? Kikumaru!
Eiji: (looks at his communicator watch) What is it… um… Mr. Blob?
Tezuka: Kikumaru, take off your glasses.
Eiji: But the voice says to keep them on!
Tezuka: Take them off.
Eiji: But…
Tezuka: 50 laps when your mission is over.
Eiji: Mission? (Takes off glasses) Oh, hi Tezuka…I-
Tezuka: Report to headquarters.
Eiji: Headquarters? Where's…
(Tezuka hangs up)
Eiji: … that?
At headquarters
Eiji: (quietly) How'd I get…?
Oishi: Hey… Hey, Eiji!
Eiji: (forgot what he was saying) Oishi! I'm having the weirdest day! First this voice from the sky told me to-
Oshi: Uh… Eiji? (Points to Tezuka who just sat down at a desk that neither of them noticed)
Tezuka: All right… (Makes a face that tells you he'd rather not be doing this) Our sources tell us that Fuji-
N: He hem…
Tezuka: (Cringes) … that your super fantastic arch nemesis is planning to send the super fantastic (flinch) beast, Momoshiro, to attack our super fantastic (twitch) city. Again.
N: (in the background) Hehehe…
(Eiji is on the verge of bursting out laughing while Oishi looks very, very concerned.)
Oishi: Do we know what Fuji is planning to accomplish by sending the super fantastic beast, Momoshiro, to attack our super fantastic city again?
Tezuka: (annoyed) No. All we know is that Momoshiro is going to attack us again, and somehow Echizen got captured… also again… and-
Eiji: (gasp) Ochibi!
Oishi: Is he hurt?
Tezuka: (glares) I wouldn't know… but-
Eiji: Come, Oishi! We have to rescue the Ochibi and save our super fantastic town! (Drags Oishi off somewhere)
Tezuka: … Can I go now?
N: NO.
(Tezuka glares and tells some random person not to let anyone bother him)
(Eiji and Oishi enter a room and are greeted by a grinning Inui)
Inui: Ah… Kikumaru… Oishi…. Just in time to try my latest…
(They run out of the room and are forced back in by a still glaring Tezuka)
Tezuka: Give them their stuff, Inui.
Inui: But… (Holds up two cups of bubbling liquid)
Tezuka: 50 laps after the mission. (Leaves)
Eiji: Nya… looks like we're running buddies, Inui!
Inui: Hmph… Okay so… (Walks away somewhere and digs through a pile of stuff) here are you're new super suits. (Holds up two uniforms)
Eiji: Yeah! (Grabs his, which is blue with red highlights and has a red cape that matches his hair, awww!. On the front are the letters S, F, E, and an exclamation point.)
Oishi: Umm… (Takes his, which is purple with yellow highlights and a yellow cape. Has the letters S, F, and O on the front) Does mine come in another color?
Inui: No. (a bad mood is setting in) No. You get purple and yellow. The end.
Oishi: Okay… (Follows a humming Eiji into the changing area, and takes a separate stall)
Eiji: Mine's a little tight…
Oishi: Mine fit fine. Do you want to trade? (Hopeful)
Eiji: Nope! Mine's pretty!
Oishi: (sigh) All right…
Inui: (tired of the complaining) Now… here are your new gadgets…
Eiji: (goes straight for his tennis racket) Oooooh!
Inui: …yes… These are strength amplifying tennis rackets. And these are… EXPLODING TENNIS BALLS!! (Laughs evilly)
Eiji: Oishi… Inui's scaring me…
Oishi: Me too, Eiji…
Inui: And here we have…
Eiji: Rocket boots! (Grabs them)
Inui: … rocket boots… (Sigh, he was getting tired of interruptions) But be careful… they're only prototypes…
Eiji: (Not listening) Ooooh… they're shiny! (Puts them on) Super Fantastic!
Oishi: (sighs too, Eiji doesn't have the maturity to be a super hero…) Yellow again…?
Inui: We only have the basic stuff… and the reason being is that I have no help! (Yells) I NEED HELPERS TO INVENT SUPER FANTASTIC THINGS!
Eiji: Super fantastic!
(Meanwhile, Tezuka stirs in his super fantastic nap)
(Later after Inui has calmed down)
Inui: Right… so here are your balls, your tennis rackets, and a nice snack to eat on the way. (Shoves it all at them) Oh! I almost forgot… (Gives each a glass of aforementioned bubbling liquid, and pushes them out the door, into the daylight) Good luck! (Door slams)
…
Oishi: Um… (Stares at his cup) Eiji, you should poor it out. (Pours his onto the grass)
Eiji: (pouts) You don't need to tell me twice! (Pours his as well, and the grass instantly dies)
Oishi: What do we do now…? Inui didn't tell us how to use any of this stuff!
Eiji: We test it out, of course! (Presses a button on the shoes, which ignites the soles and lifts him up) Whoa!
Oishi: Eiji…
Eiji: (Is flying around) WEEEEE!!
Oishi: Eiji…
Eiji: (Is doing flips in the air) This is so cool!
Oishi: Eiji! (Grabs a tennis racket and hits a tennis ball at him, hoping to catch his attantion. It explodes near his head)
Eiji: (falling) NYAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oishi: OMIGOSH! EIJI!
Eiji: (Eiji points his feet at the ground at the last second, and turns the boots off. He lands safely on the grass) What was that for, Oishi? Hoi?
Oishi: (looks like he had a stroke) S-sorry Eiji… I forgot about the exploding part… Are you okay?
Eiji: For the most part… (Flashes his super fantastic smile) That was the most awesome thing I've ever done! You should try it, Oishi!
Oishi: Maybe later… right now we have to foil Fuji's plans!
Eiji: Which are… what, again?
Oishi: … I… forgot…
…
Eiji: Wasn't Momo attacking the city, or something?
Oishi: (At same time) Wasn't Echizen captured?
…
Oishi: Lets save the city first…
Eiji: Super fantastic!
Fuji: Ahhh… It seems like my super fantastic plan is coming together!
Kawamura: What plan was that again?
Echizen: (tied up in corner) Mada mada dane…
Kaido: Fshhh…
Fuji: He hem… Well, I'm going to destroy the city-
Kawamura: Super fantastic city.
Fuji: … yes… destroy the super fantastic city and make super fantastic Eiji extremely upset!
(Somewhere else:
Eiji: (sneezes) NyAaahchu!)
Echizen: That's it? Mada mada dane…
Fuji: Well… I haven't exactly thought out the rest of the plan past destroying the city-
Kawamura: Super fantastic city.
Kaido: That's very unlike you, Fuji-sempai.
Fuji: I know… but I was too preoccupied with bothering Yuuta…
Echizen: Mada mada da- (gets kicked by Kaido)
Kaido: Quit it! Fshhh….
Kawamura: Well that sounds like a good plan… (Is given a tennis racket) BURNING! GREAT-O! LETS GO!!
Kaido: I saw that! (Echizen stops cold, while trying to retie his ropes)
Echizen: Hehe… Mada mada da-
TBC!!
End notes: Hehe…I'm sorry about the Tezuka thing. I just couldn't imagine him saying Super Fantastic with a strait face! Really stupid idea… but I just HAD to write this thing. Kyu! So review it if you want, and I'd really appreciate some constructive criticism! (peace sign) Don't forget to be Super Fantastic!