Once upon a time, beautiful princess Amy Rose was kissing her boyfriend Sonic passionately.
"Oh Amy." Sonic suddenly became all romantic, "I love you."
"Sonikku..." Amy's heart began beating faster. Suddenly, Shadow came along.
"Hey babe." Sonic began kissing Shadow and HOT YAOI OMGNJIGNN GKNI;GN I; o/o
The hot Shadow suddenly noticed a girl who is TOTALLY NOT ME wearing neko ears and she was a lil kawaii desu shoujo kawaii cute kawaii princess who has TEH POWAHHHH!
"Shadow kun!" I *ahem* SHE said, "Watashi ga daisuki..." she murmured under her breath. The hot hedgehog cradled me in his arms like his babe and said "I love you. Marry me."
"Haiiii!" she squealed. Suddenly a big dark cloud appeared in teh sky! Oh noes! But luckily, the kawaii princess shot sparkles at the cloud and all the baddies in the world were gone! :D Yayyyy!
Shadow the HOT bishounen gave me a romantiiiiic gaze and her face flushed pink. Suddenly, Justin Beiber appeared and I'm like NUUUU!
"I don't know who to marry!" I squealed.
"Why not date both?" my BFF 4EVA asked me. "Great idea, Bestie!" I squealed before growing a 2nd mouth and kissing both Shadow and the Beebs at the same time! EEEEEEEEEE!