JULY 30st
loopin was like ''i dont know hairgrid but tjese shoos enoby was werin earlyer were pretty fukin nice so i think i need sum bitch'' an tjen hairgrid wuz like "oh dang bich u rite lets get sum of dose shoos" so they strooted daon teh streeeet thru hogsmed were they ran into a hejehoge they nu from there student dayz. loopin shoots "wow sonice so nic what u doin in hogsmewd?" "yah betch" sez hairgrid "hasnt seen u in forevs." (harigrid and sonich were lesbian lovers in der skool dais so dis is qite a supriz). "well u no beetches sumtims u gotta see ol' hogsmud agen. ploos im in an open relashuuuunshup wit dumbles and snappy." haiirgred tride to heid his surpizx bot he cud nut. he wuz stil in lurb wit sonice. "wow sonice' said loopin "dat is so nice. im hpy 4 u boiz" hairgd waz 2 oburcum wit emoshun (geddit like emo adn ran of cryin. soneyes and loopun lukked aroun akwordli as haurgoods tears flooded hawgzmed. "wut iz his prooblum?" assked sonice. loopin said 'o well u kno lezbain louvres an shit" and sonic e is like om g. and runs aftr hairgrod scremming "BABE WAIT I STULL LUV U" ADN TJENlopine wus all 'well beaches dat was sum cray sheieiieit but nao imma go get me somma tjese shoos dat enoby wuz worin" then sonac adn hairgrod fooked in the m,iddle of the hogmeds street and dombl and snoopy was like "man what the fook" THE HETJEN
then enobdy said 'man thjese profoosers is weird ansss shet NOW the EnMndmsnsDDDD