Eragon The Movie:My Way
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the charaters.
A/n:Well here it is! Random.
Chapter 1:Egg
Arya riding on her horse away from the carebears, when a fire sets the trees on fire. Arya falls off her horse, when those retarded carebears shoot weird lights from those items on their chests. Arya runs towards the trees infront of her, but it gets set ablaze, so she turns around, and runs that way, but those trees get set ablaze.
Then out of the fire Durza walks out, and says"Give me my lip balm". Then out of nowhere Smokey The Bear comes, and says"Only you can prevent fires!"like a million times, then he gives Durza this horrible looking sticker. Arya runs away with the egg, and Durza's lip balm.
"No get her!"Durza shouts, as like kau-trillion urgals appear, but are turned into flowers. Arya goes into a ball, and laughs like a mad person.
Durza grabs his lip balm from her, and runs off. The Urgals after awhile take her as a prisoner for The King.
(Scene changes to Eragon)
Eragon grabs his bow, as he skips down a path to The Spine.
"Wow, a deer."Eragon shouts.
"No don't shoot me, I'm Bambi, I just grew up, remember in Bambi 2."Bambi exclaimed.
"Yea. How did that movie go?"Eragon asked.
"Great! The movie ratings went up big time."Bambi answers.
"I think you have to try to shoot me, but miss."Bambi says.
"Ka-yea."Eragon says."I've run out of arrows, I'll just use beefy beef jerky.
"Grrrl Power!"Eragon shouted, as he shoots the(beef jerky, but in this case beefy beef jerky).
(Back to Arya)
Hands the egg to one of the urgals.
"Psst. Pass it back to Arya, and tell her to teleport it to The Spine."Murtagh suggested.
"Okie Dokie."one of the urgals say, as he does what Murtagh says.
Arya teleports the egg to The Spine, but teleports her chocolate with it. She somehow teleports herself there too. Eragon reaches for the egg, and picks up Arya's chocolate too."Wha..."Arya tumbles on Eragon, and grabs her chocolate."Mine."Arya stated.
"I'm not supposed to know you yet."Eragon tells her.
"I...know..I know."Arya says walking away munching on her thick piece of chocolate.
"Yum..Yum."Arya says, as she reaches Gilead.
"There you are. We couldn't get through this scene without you."Durza shouts.
"Sure..sure."Arya says, getting on some sort of table made out of liocrice.
Durza walks back in, and walks over to her. Arya not liking the chocolate, spits it in Durza's face.
"They call this chocolate. Better like dark chocolate!!"Arya says, teleporting herself out there, and then buying more chocolate.
Hope you liked it!
It was something my friend made up.
Actually the Smokey The Bear part.
R&R!