By: Raven AKA HisDarkMistress
One hot summers day, Zim had observed humans crawling out of a dirty earth building. "What is the meaning of this…this…thing?" he exclaimed. Dib and Gaz had appeared behind him, because Dib was doing that creepy stalker behavior. "It's a zoo. God, I don't know how nobody has realized you're an alien yet, Zim. Your so…stupid." Zim was thinking of a good come back, but all he could manage was: "Oh yeah? Well…YOU HAVE A BIG HEAD!" and ran away toward the ticket counter, Gir being dragged behind by his collar.
"You! Earth Scum! I demand access to this zoo. Now! Don't try to stop me! Or I'll make you explode!" the lady at the counter sighed. She has had enough of all the whiney little brats that passed her way, trying to put wristbands on their squirmy hands, and their distracted parents. "Go ahead in, whatever." And waved her hand to dismiss him. "NEXXXXT!" she yelled, and Zim slinked passed, praising himself for his "intimidating skills."
"Ohhhh! I see a mongoose! Can we go see the mongoose?" Gir was jumping up and down, and was looking around wildly with anticipation. "No Gir. We have to figure out why the humans flock to such filthy displays of even more pathetic life forms!" Gir decided to go any way, because he was tired of listening to Zim, but no matter what, if he listened to Zim or not, it always ended in disaster. Zim hadn't noticed Gir had left until hours later, after ranting to himself on and on about the animals.
"And look at the closest relative to the human! They fling their poo at each other! How pathetic! And this lion they call it, it's nothing but an over grown cat! I bet I could conquer it!" a little boy, who was standing there, eating a snow cone and listening to his rant the entire time decided to challenge him. "I bet you couldn't last ten seconds in the lion's cage!" Zim was infuriated "Oh yeah? Well I'll show you! I'll show you all!" and everyone around him stopped dead in their tracks, and watched him climb into the lions cage.
(While Zim is about to get in trouble, let's check on Gir's progress on messing things up, and potentially blowing Zim's cover ^_^ I love Gir!)
Gir had been trying to play with every single animal. Which meant him unintentionally causing total chaos all over the zoo. He had made the following mishaps occur;
Caused a stampede in the Elephant exhibit
Released a crocodile into the zoo
Stole all the Tacos from the 'TACO HELL'
Gotten inside a mama kangaroos sack
And last but not least
Climbed into a boa constrictor's cage, and had been wrapped around by the boa numerous of times, and is now carrying the boa around and slapping people with it as he goes by screaming "I GOTSA WHIP!"
But aside from all that, he has had a good day; He got Tacos, a snow cone, little trinkets and souvenirs from the gift shop, and went to the petting zoo and stole a baby piggy.
(Now that the main highlights of the story are over with, let's return to Zim, the stupid 'boy' wonder.)
After foolishly climbing into the lion's cage, the lion began to circle Zim, the lion's eyes were growing larger, and he was preparing to pounce. But all of a sudden, just when the lion was just about to pounce on Zim, the elephants had crashed through the cage, and trampled the lion. GO GIR!
Author's note: I love invader Zim, and I'm planning on adding chapters. I decided to call it "Gir's diary." But it's a narrative, so not really through Gir's point of view :/ Just thought it would be a nice title I guys, hope to add more chapters about Zim and Gir's abridged adventures :D