once ipon a day there was marion. after getting his ass smashed by preache's ass then he was mad and went home. his brother luis went to smash asses (but he wasld los)
so a few eons laer marion got a letted freom his local mail-order bride. it said "YO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COME TO MY CASTLE THERE'S A FUCKING SWEET ASS PARTY ABOUT TO GO DOWN YO! THERE'S GONNA BE HOOKERS AND SHIT BRO COME DOWN!"
-love, princess preach 3
since marion was pretty butthurt (heh get it) from preach smashing his ass, he was reluctanmt to go."& KNUCKLES" shouted sonic's best friend, world renowned violinist yo-yo ma, who burst through a hole in the wall next to the door. he convinced to him to go to him for the hookers. yo-yo ma was also a cop
so marion wne to the c-asstle. when he entered, this wasnot what he expected. everyone was standing completely still in a t-pose. suddens, a marion felt a bag going over his head, and was knocked out.
a few eons later, marion woke up in a dark alley. a dark figure rose above him. it was DARK PIT! "i should have known" quietly screamed marion to himself.
"my evel plain has just behun... said dark pit". sudeenly he disapooerded. marion walked out of the alley and was immediately shanked. luckily he has mastered the art of not giving a fuck, so he was unfaze(clan)d.
all of a sudden a pink mushroom wlaked up to him "yo faget you want to buy some drugs" she screamed. she screamd. she dreamed.
"yo that was just a cover" she whispered". "i'm groomfella, and i'm going to help you stop dank pit's master plan.
"what master plan?" said marion.
"the hundred hour box" she whispered whisperingly. "or some shit like that"
also everyone was paper.
TO BE CONTINUED