Authors Note: Hey all were back but we gots school in 2 days (Nooooooooo!!!!) :-( So we probably wont be updating that quick or often. We kinda got bored with our other stories(yeh i no we get bored easily). And we decided 2 write another story. Were not gunna completely stop the other stories but when we get some inspiration then we will update. And if any of u ppl have any ideas for our other stories we'd love 2 hear them. And were gunna try to make the chapters longer. This story is completely AU (alternate universe). And the characters are OOC (out of character).

Disclaimer: We dont own Gilmore Girls  the initial idea for this story was from the book Gossip Girl which we dont own either but the Gossip Girl series is now our new fav books. And funnily enough thats where we got out title from 2. And you should all read them they're by Cecily von Zeigesar.

Background Info: Rory and all the upper-east siders, live in townhouses bordering Central Park and lining Park Avenue and have the most expensive and sought-after shelters in town. Lorelai and Chris got married, like their parents wished, when they found out Lorelai was pregnant. Since then Chris started up a multi-million dollar interent company, in New York. Rory now attends Xavier Girls College, in the Upper East Side of New York. Her older brother by 1 year, Josh, attends St. John's Boys. Rory and her parents live in a contempary style penthouse. And so the story begins..................(clue you in on all the other people later)

CHAPTER 1: She's Back!!!

~ Cocktail party, Lancheston house. - Night ~

Rory grabbed a gin martini at the door and oozed her way through the crowd and towards the back garden. She goes through a round of hello's kissing the odd person on the cheek and greeting the others with a heart-warming hug.

FELICITY: How was Switzerland?

RORY: Oh it was as good as everyone boasted it would be.

FELICITY: Does it outdo our trip to the canals in France?

RORY: Definetly. The canals were like a trip to the shopping mall compared to this. Oh and the boys over there, may i say drop-dead gorgeous.

FELICITY: Couldn't be any more gorgeous than the ones here.

RORY: Oh they are Felicity.

With that Rory walked away holding her gin martini at shoulder height and made her way back through the crowd and into the overly-crowded living area. Rory placed her gin martini on the nearby side table and searched through her handbag. Finally with a sigh of relief she found her Camel box of cigarettes, she pulled out one and placed it in between her lips and lit the end. She dragged on the cigarette as many admirers looked on in admiration.

JAMES: She's even hotter than i remembered.

RICK: I heard she had breast implants. They're cheapier in Europe.

PAUL: Well they're definetly doing her some good.

~ Xavier Girls College, New York. - Morning ~

Felicity, Tiffany, Catherine, Kate, Katrina, Dakota, Summer, Karlie and Erykah were all busy gossiping.

TIFFANY: She looked shocking last night, talk about a night-club tan.

KATE: Did you see the way they all stared at her? Who the fuck does she think she is, Christina Aguilera?

DAKOTA: Yeah i know what a ho.

KATE: Which one?

The whole table bursts into a fit of giggles, then as Rory approaches they all quieten.

RORY: Hey everyone! What's so funny?

DAKOTA: Hey. Ohhhh... we just saw Janey Taylor. Have you seen what she's wearing?

RORY: No i havent... what is she wearing?

KATRINA: Black overalls, with a black sports bra. What does she think this is

Gothics Anonymous? (we have nothing against goths though..go marilyn)

RORY: Yeah like overalls are so 1995...

The whole table attempts some fake laughs. As Rory turns around, her cell rings, they all share a "like errrr" look and roll their eyes. Rory pulls out her cell and answers.

RORY: Hello...im at school...no i took the porsche...no fucking way am i driving out there...unlike your school, ours frowns upon ditching...no i cant pick you up, just cause you cant stay away from the grass...get Kyle to pick you up...(btw she was tlking 2 her brother Josh)

With that Rory hangs up and turns back around to find all her "friends" are gone.
She got up and walked down the crowded halls of her posh school and ducks into the room of her next class and takes a seat in the back row next to the window and rests her head on the palm of her hand. She then notices all her friends walking to the back row and take their seats.

RORY: Where'd you all go before?

KATE: Oh we all thought we had better leave you alone while you talked on your cell.

RORY: Oh ok. Hey are you all coming to my house tonight?

SUMMER: What for?

RORY: My mum's having that dinner party tonight.

SUMMER: Oh yeh we're all going....We have to.

As Rory went to respond to Summer's comment her English teacher, Mr. Capaldi walked into the room and motioned for the girls to be quiet. Rory gazed out the window and noticed two boys walking past the steel fence at the front of her school. One wearing a red beanie, a yellow long baggy tee, and pair of black very baggy ADIDAS pants. The other wearing an equally baggy pair of jeans, a basketball tank top which reached his knees and both sporting pairs of extremely white sneakers. (Just imagine Eminem or Nelly...actually any rapper).

JESS: Have you seen the chicks in that school? Fuck are they fine!

TRISTAN: Yeah i've seen a few. But they all think they're Queen Shit. I used to be the King of their kind in back when I used to live in Hartford remember.

JESS: Yeah until you ended up with all of us.

TRISTAN: Yeah but i dont miss any of it, not even the stupid cocktail or dinner parties. Fuck that shit man.

As they continue walking down the street, towards the park, they walked past St. John's Boys.

TRISTAN: We'll show those rich faggots next week.

JESS: Oh yeah...We play them in basketball next week. We'll kick their asses and show those prissy bitches what we're made of...

TRISTAN: Yeah then we can all go buy the b-ball team some new heels.....

JESS: Yeah and some matching handbags...

Tristan and Jess laughed loudly as the walked across the road and into the park as they started a game of one-on-one basketball.



A.N. Hey all. We hope u like it. Yeh we know very AU but oh well so dont send us reviews saying that this would neva happen coz we know that.
Review plz!!!!!! cya luv tiz nd princezz