(A Nagisa Furukawa cosplayer finally appears on a TV ad for Clannad and Clannad After Story. She stands on the sloping road lined by the cherry trees in bloom at spring.)
Hello, anime fans.
Look at your show, now back at me.
Now back to your show, now back to me.
Now back to your show, now back to me.
Sadly, your anime does not have me in it. But if you watch CLANNAD and CLANNAD ~After Story~ you ll see not just me, but a blue-haired delinquent guy chased about by pretty high school girls who can t have the blue-haired delinquent guy because he happens to be my boyfriend. My husband, really. We even got a cute kid.
Now look down. Back up. Where are we?
We re on a boat. A really NICE BOAT.
You think I m about to ripped? Do I look like that girl who's about to be ripped? Think again. She s got no hair antennas. I got a bag. What s in the bag? It s a-
Wooden carved starfish. I ll put it back. Look again. The bag is now full of diamonds. Anything's possible when your anime feels like it should and not like a B-Movie.
I m on a boar.
(Botan:) ~Gofu~