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Chapter 1: Chapter 1
"Hey we got like a fucking concert tomorrow... so ... fuck... should you be like uhh practicing or something?" Nathan the leader of Deathklok says in his usual low tone voice making the other four men in the room
Look up from their other things they were doing. "Why should we haven't to fucking practish Nathan? arentsh we good enoughsh already?" Murderface said through a mouth full of eggs and toast. "Ja, Nathans why you always got to be riding us about practicing. I never sees you practice?" Skwisgaar leaned forward and put his elbows on the table for support. He was very drunk and could hardly keep his head up. "ya Nathan I mean cum on man you like always tell us we have to get better but I like never seen you do anything..." Pickles the bands drummer gives Skwisgaar a look and says "I'd better take him to his room or god forbid he'll pass out on the floor and Then oh god! We'll have to deal with his snoring."
"Ya alright fine! Take him to his room but then the rest of you fucks need to get practicing!" Nathan hated being told what to do especially by his band. No one ever dared say anything to back talk him out of fear of making him angry. "Nathans whys must wes haves to practices all the times." Toki said from the end of the table. "I wants to finish my cereals." Toki said "god damn ok fuck fine Toki you guys can finish your breakfast but don't blame me when Charles comes in here and starts bitching." Nathan sat in his spot "hey cooking guy that cooks! i want a sandwich" Nathan yells and the cooks comes in and gives him a chicken leg and some lettuce on 2 pieces of bread. The cook says "will that be all sir..." then looks over at Toki who had just started slurping the milk out of the bottom of the bowl..." would you like some more of that?" "No" Nathan says I'm fucking good" The cook then turns his attention back to Toki. "No I thinks I hads enoughs I might busts if I haves more." the cook takes Toki's bowl and starts back to the kitchen just as pickle comes back and yells. "Hey I want a bottle of vodka man." the cook disappears behind the door.
Now enter Charles the band manager. And he sees everyone up but skwisgaar and pinches his nose "where is skwisgaar its 12 in the afternoon?" "Well... he was here but he drank too much last night and couldn't
Sleep so I took him to bed" Pickles says looking at the kitchen door for the waiter to bring his vodka. "You mean he's already drunk this morning" Charles says pinching his nose again. "No man thatsh not what he shaid. Skwisgaar was up all night trying to help Toki get over hish bad head ache." Murderface claimed. Charles looks at Toki "is this true Toki. Did you really stay up all night with a head ache?" Toki looked totally shocked
"nos i has slepts fines alls nights." Charles looked back at Murderface. "tell me again I must not have heard you correctly Murderface it sounded like umm like you said he stayed up with Toki?" of coursh I did. I didn't shay Toki wash awake to." Murderface exchanged a glance with Pickles that said don't tell Toki what really happened and then Charles understood not to ask anymore and quickly changed the subject.
"Why aren't you guys practicing for umm for tomorrows show?" Charles said setting off Nathans I told you so attitude "see you dildos I told you that Charles was going to come in here and start bitching at us because you guys aren't practicing!" Nathan gets up and storms to his room. "sees whats yous did Charles yous hurts Nathans feelings" Toki said "aww never mind him man he'll get over it." Pickles says leaning back in his chair.
the next day
"Wow guys that show was amazing totally awesome..." Charles starts to say congratulations as he his pushed aside by hundreds of horny fans trying to get a piece of the band. "yesh well we are pretty shweet" Murderface says as he takes two women by the waist and starts making out with one and they the other. Charles leaves the room.."hum.. thats odd I smell something familiar. Klokateer I want you to take your men and search this whole area." Charles looks over and says to a dark figure wearing all black with a hood. "What are we searching for?" the hooded man says and Charles says "doctor Rokso."
After the search having found no Rokso or sign of him anywhere the band gets back in their bus and can be found where else but eating again. "You guys that was a fucking awesome show" Nathans voice towers over everyone else's. Charles walks in the room and puts his hand on his face. "umm ok witch one of you entered Deathklok in a contest." he looks around when no one answers he hold up a slip of paper. "Witch one of entered a contest to win a hiking trip in Florida?" he said slightly loader then before. then Toki spoke up in a soft voice from the other end of the table no one would have heard him if it hadn't been quite. "I thoughts it woulds be funs if we all gots to go on a trips and hangs out." "aww that is really nice Toki but we get to hang out here all the time why would you want to go anywhere else." Nathan said from the other end of the table.
"Cause we needs to gets out more ands move or wes all gonna looks like murderface." everyone started laughing except Murderface who had missed the joke and was left dumbfounded. "Well Toki I think it's a great idea but instead of hiking in Florida why don't we go hiking in the amazon. The sites are really something to behold there and there's lots of space." Charles said clearly not thinking through his thought very good "in fact let's make it better hum... umm, what do you guys say to that?" Charles looked around the group.
"depends man like what you got in mind" Pickles raised his eyebrow and looked at Charles "I was thinking like a kind of survival hike where we leave you at one end of the forest and you guys have to get all the way through to the other end where we will be waiting. "no charlesh that could take daysh lets jusht go in and like camp or shomething." Murderface said looking at Charles with one eye raised. "Ok camping could be fun I umm guess let me get a guy to go shopping for camp stuff and then well head out. "waits we wants to gets the reals outdoors experience Charles we should gets tents." Toki said looking at him with shining eyes he was clearly very excited. "No I'm sorry guys but you will have to buddy up we can't have anyone alone out there." Charles says looking around "i'll stay with Toki!" skwisgaar yelled and Toki's eye lit up not even thinking twice he said
"oks skwisgaar yous can buddies withs me." "I guess I'll buddy up with Pickles" Nathan said and then added "but you try anything gay and I'll kill you!" "aww thatsh a bunsh of bullsh shit Charles I dontsh have a buddy." Murderface said and then looked up really fast at Charles and said "no i'm alone am I... shit"
In front of the forest Nathan watches the bus leave thinking all this talk about camping had worn him out enough he didn't want to walk and I had no idea why they were even doing this. "shit why are we even doing thish shit why couldn't we jusht shtay home and watch tv." Murderface looked at the forest and winced back like he'd been hit. "You said you wanted to now were already here so umm just do it… The sooner you get it done the Faster we can go home. Besides the bus is gone it won't be back till tomorrow." Charles said stepping into the woods. The band groaned then when in after him. Through the woods they kept up the same pace until they suddenly come to a clearing in the center. "This looks like a good place to set up camp." Charles said setting down his bag and attempting to show Pickles how to set up a tent.
While the band watch Charles set up Pickles tent Toki stepped aside picked a spot and put up his tent with ease then set out for fire wood. When he came back Charles was still trying to set up Pickles tent and Nathan was complaining that at this rate they would all freeze. Toki put they wood in a great pile and went over to Charles. "nos Charles that piece goses heres nots there." everyone seemed to wake up from hypnosis as Pickles tent gradually became a tent and stared in aww at what Toki had done.
"Wow Toki where did you learn this at?" Charles look dumbfounded that Toki a member of Deathklok could do anything for himself unlike the other members that needed to have everything done for them.
"I was in boys scoots whens I was littles I collected cans to pays for its my selfs because my parents were douchebags and nots lets me dos anythings." Toki said in a angry tone then turned to Nathan "heres I can shows yous guys how tos makes tents and fires." he took the bag Nathan had been carrying and unrolled his tent putting it next to Pickles tent and showing them how to lay it out so that they support would hold it better. Then showed Murderface how to do his the same way. After he'd put up everyone but skwisgaar tent he made a fire in the center so that everyone would keep warm. And stop complaining. "if's you builds it this ways its keeps aways the bugs."
Charles looked out of his tent and suddenly shouted. "does anyone know the way back." a panic started everyone shouting I thought you knew and Charles how could you forget something so important when Toki spoke. "it's ok
I haves nos how we's cans stays alives donts worries I has done this befores." he got up grabbed some of the rope they had bought sniffed the air and walked off into the woods. "hey tokis waits for me." skwisgaar yelled and bolted after him. "Man if I had a nickel for every time Toki went bugnuts crazy i'd be a richsh mother fucker." Murderface laughed and then look at Nathan and stopped. "That's not funny Murderface he's trying to help you got to respect that when you're stuck out in the wild and someone's helping you. you respect them." said Nathan and they his eyes got really big like he had no clue what he was talking about and slapped himself in the face a few times.
"how very nice of you Nathan to stick up for little Toki like that. You must really like him." Charles said from his tent door "no i just value him as part of the band. Besides he'd stick up for any of us if we went crazy and tried to help." Nathan said and then looking over at Pickles who was already fast asleep inside his tent but had forgotten to close up the tent door. "aww fuck I'm his buddy that means I have to make sure he does get eating by bugs." Nathan gets up and pulls the tent door closed. Then goes to sits back down only to get back up and say. "Hey do any of you guys smell that!" "Smell what Nathan?" Charles says rolling over clearly ready to go to sleep. "Nothing man though I smelled
Food or something he sat back down thinking he was crazy but he still smelled it. it smelled sweet and very good he wanted whatever it was the smell made his mind race like he was high and he though if just the smell made him high he wanted a taste.
He decided to wait until everyone else had gone to sleep before looking for the source of the smell. By the time Toki and skwisgaar had gotten back the sun was nearly gone and darkness was coming in fast. Toki had mud marks on his face and a wild look in his eyes. He dropped a pile of fish near the fire and got everyone up. Nathan was a little angry they had gotten everyone up cause he wanted to go into the woods but he decided eating was important to so he kept his mouth shut." Toki thish fishhh is so good." Murderface said and then yawned. After they had eaten the rest of the band went to their tents and passed out. Nathan got up pised out the fire and then crept off to find the source of the smell. The smell had vanished once the fish had started to cook and he doubted he'd ever find it again. He was about to give up when suddenly he smelled it faint but he could smell it. He ran in the direction of the smell and then stopped. The smell was coming from a small cottage deep inside the forest he looked and then decided whoever it was would understand him wanting to know what the smell was.
He peeked inside and said "hey is anybody home. I just was wondering want was that smell coming from in here." no voice answered him back so he sniffed around until finally he found where the smell was coming from on a shelf lined with many decorative bottles and odd looking things he picked up the bottle labeled do not drink thinking perhaps that this veil may have a secret inside he wanted to know about he opened it and smelled the gooey pink stuff when he smelled it now it smelled differently like honey and flowers but he didn't think twice. he put the cap back on stuck it in his pocket and left looking back at the house to make sure no one had seen him and then quickly running back to his tent the pick goo still in his pocket begging him to drink it. When he got to camp he ducked into his tent and curled up ready to sleep but sleep wouldn't come instead he stayed up staring at the liquid all night long
When everyone was awake near dawn Charles asked Toki to put the tents up and for everyone to start getting ready to go back home. "But I wantsh to go back to bed Charles." murder face sat and rubbed his eyes
"can't we go homesh later." "No Murderface the bus will be here to get us soon and we have to be there to get on it. now which way is it?" skwisgaar stood up and pointed the way he and Toki had gone yesterday." whens I followed Toki yesterday's he's stops at the creeks and it's rights next tos the places the bus leaves us." "Great that prefect skwisgaar thank you... now let's get going... Toki and skwisgaar will have to lead since they know the way." Charles said looking around to make sure they hadn't forgotten anything and then they left. As they were walking again Nathan had the incredible wanting to drink the pink sweet smelling liquid but he pushes it away thinking he can drink it back at home where if he needs to puck he can wash it down with liquor.
When the get to the stream they hear music playing and it starts to get louder the farther they go until its blaring when they come out of the bushes. Klokateer sees them and has the music cut off and welcomes them back from their trip.
Later that day
Again all the guys can be found eating except Nathan who hasn't come out of his room since the trip "guys where is Nathan?" Pickles says looking at the spot that Nathan usually sits in. and then frowning. "I don't fucking know Pickles hesh been in hish room all day shtaring at a bottle of pink shtuff he keeps hiding it when I go in to check on him." Murderface says dipping back into his sandwich. "Pink stuff you say? Where did he gets pink stuff?" skwisgaar said "Does it matter wheres he gets the pink stuff. Shouldn't wes be more worryied about him drinkings it..."
In Nathans room right at that second
"aww man I shouldn't do this I really shouldn't but I fucking want to." oh well Nathan says down the hatch he puts a bit on his finger and tastes it. "It tastes almost as sweet as it smells." he says licking his lips must have more
He puts the bottle to his lips and take a swig. Gasping for air it slips out of his hand and hits the floor shattering. Nathan falls to the ground making a thud sound as he hits. Nathan picks himself up off the floor. He is feeling light headed and heavy in the front of his chest. He pays it no mind heads to the sink in his private bathroom just has there is a knock on his bedroom door. He sees his reflection and goes stone still. A big pair of boobs sticking out of his shirt confuses him for a second then in comes the band and the first one to notice Nathans boobs is Pickles who grows wide eyed and confused. "Nathans got a pair or boobsh." Murderface yells as soon as he notices
The band is quite until Nathan finally says. "This doesn't change anything I can still be in the band." In a girly voice. After he heard himself he grabbed his crotch and realized he didn't have one anymore. "Um... I'm sorry Nathan but no you can't sing with that voice it's not manly enough." Charles says "I'll have to find a new singer until you get fixed Nathan." Then he leaves a female Nathan alone with her band. "Ok guys we can totally be cool with this right you're not going to like try anything with me are you." his voice comes out in a much girlier way then it had before. And he could see that Pickles was staring at his chest. "I um... would you guys please leave my room now." Nathan said and everyone but Pickles started to
Leave Nathan was about to tell Pickles to leave but then he suddenly felt differently about Pickles then he ever had before. And this new feeling confused him. "Is something wrong Nathan you look like totally confused man?"
"what do you thinks wrong I'm a fucking chick man... do you this these pants make me look fat?" Nathan said looking at Pickles and then moved his eyes down to the floor so as not to make eye contact. "I mean ugg
We've been friends for a long time now Pickles and ugg I can tell you anything right?" "Sure Nathan what's bothering you?" Pickles says sitting down on Nathans bed. Nathan closes and lock his door and sits next to Pickles. "I ... I feel weird... Pickles if I tell you something will you promise not to make fun of me." Nathan said now looking Pickles right in the eyes "what Nathan you can tell me..." Pickles was afraid of the answer on one hand he'd like to hear that a hot girl wanted to fuck him but on the other it was his friend who had just that morning been a man. "I... I think I'm attracted to you..." Nathan stood up and then walk to the other end of the room and started pacing.
"Nathan look I couldn't possibly like you the same way..." Pickles was cut off by Nathan. "Is it because I'm fat! You think I'm fat Pickles!" "No Nathan it's not that it's just..." "You think I'm stupid! Is that it?" "No I just couldn't ever love you I mean you're a man... I think…" "Oh I see I'm not good enough for you is that it!" Nathan walks over and stands right in front of Pickles. "I'm not good enough for the great Pickles am I!" she's beginning to throw a huge fit. "No man it's not that calm down. This pink stuff that's making you act this way." She grabs the front of her shirt. "Well how about now!" Nathan takes her shirt off and Pickles become more aware of the boobs Nathan now has forgetting he was once a man. Nathan pushes Pickles backward on the bed. "Shit!"
Back in the eating room
"Dammit Nathan and Pickles have been in there forever are they ever going to come out I mean sheeesh." "Calms down Murderface i'ms sures everything is fine." skwisgaar says not convincing anyone that things were indeed ok. Then Charles walks. "Congratulations guys here's your new signer have fun and be nice. Charles leaves and in comes Gene Simmons from the band kiss. "are you supposed to be Nathans replacement?" Murderface starts laughing wildly. "Why yeah indeed I am here to sing for Deathklok heard it was extremely important." gene said. "Wells ifs you calls our lead signer turning into a girl important then i's guess." skwisgaar downs another bottle of vodka
"your singer was turned in to a female my goodness how strange." gene said seeming to drift into though afterward. "whatchas thinkings abouts gene?" Toki says "well just I might be able to help your friend that is I know a spell
That can turn him back. But it only works if he hasn't has sex in his female body yet." gene says "so where is your friend?" "Oh hesh just up in his room alone... with Pickles...oh shit!" Murderface screams out. "I bet shyou won't be able shto help him if we waitsh much longer!" they all ran up to Nathans room and murder face opened the door and then looked back and said "to late got anything else?" "What he's only been a female how long and he's already had sex! Wow this guy doesn't stop dose he?" they all looked in and saw Pickles smoking while Nathan hugged his side. Then Pickles looked over and saw everyone looking and he's like "what I couldn't help it she yelled at me."
"Well lucky I know someone else that can help you guys. it most likely wont be free though." gene said then walked over to the wall cut his hand and started to draw on the wall with his blood. "I have to use a summoning spell to call them so you might want to get your friends dressed." he started chanting and then after that there was no conversation from him. "Hey Nathan you should like get dressed man this guy's going to turn you back into a boy."
Pickles said nudging Nathans arm to try to get her up. Nathan rolled over and pulled up some pants that where way to big and a shirt that didn't fit. And started complaining that they didn't fit right. "Here Nathan you can wear mine
I guess." Nathan slipped on Pickles pants and shirt and started dancing around the room. Just then the wall started glowing. "Their here." gene said looking behind him and moving away from the wall. "HEHEHEHE." three witches appeared in black smoke through out the room as it faded they became more visible. "hehe gene it's been awhile since you have summoned us what is the problem?" the first witch said and gene pointed at Nathan who was still dancing around the room in Pickles cloths. "ahhhh I see he was a man but now he is not... perhaps if he had not stolen from us this would not have happened." the second witch said. And then Nathan ran back over to Pickles and buried her face into Pickles chest.
"He seems to have grown quite attached to you dear boy. Do you know why?" the third witch says looking at Pickles and Pickles stammers back "no" "why dear boy it's because the potion he stole would turn him into a girl witch can be cured by minor magic unless he has laid with a man. And when he has lain with a man he shall become uncontrollably attracted to him." the third witch had spoken again and Pickles said "so in other words he's a girl and he is attracted to me forever. Like forever forever. Is there no way to fix this?" "Aww shit Pickles you really shcrewd the bitchhh thishhh time." Murderface started laughing and of course no one else was so eventually he quit because again he was the only one laughing.
"However we can fix him with a bit of high level magic witch all three of us will have to do together for it to work. So everyone else be quite." they mumble some stuff and a beam of light forms hitting Nathan. Then the witches disappear into black smoke. "Did it work?" Murderface said after realizing that Nathan was still cuddling with Pickles. "yeah gene said he'll wake up tomorrow feeling like a man again until then you guys will have to avoid having any contact with her." then gene left
The next morning everyone was eating except Nathan who had stayed in his room sleeping "man I did a bad thing man you think Nathan will forgive me." Pickles had been up with the nightmare of having sex with Nathan when he was a man and was scared to death that the attraction between them would never go away. "im's sures it's fines Pickles he liked its toos sos who knows." Toki said. Pickles was clearly thinking Nathan was going to rip someone's head off if they brought it up. "Hey there he is." Murderface said pointing at the door as Nathan walked in back in his man body. "Man I had a crazy dream last night that I was a women and Pickles like took advantage of me. Pretty crazy right."
"um... Nathan... that really happened." Pickles said not wanting to lie to his friend. He embraced for a punch think Nathan would be pised. Nathan feel to his knees shouting "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hope you enjoyed lol