What Kind of .......
Disclaimer: not mine . I nothing but a couple of CDs and the quote is from a country song but i'm not sure if the line if the title. If you know it pleae tell me
summary: five CSIs hear what collage girls think of them
oh some very bad words and some ummm explicit content and some Ecklie bashing
Timeline: before the split but after Ecklie's promotion
Four very tired men walk into the coffee shop and sit down. "Man I have never been so drained." whined Greg.
Nick snorts "Give it some time and you will be even more tired in future cases."
"I need coffee." Warrick stated "Anyone else want some?"
"Me" came three replies. And Warrick got up and went over to the counter and ordered four coffees.
"Grissom your very quiet. what's up? Nick asked their supervisor
"Is Ecklie still on you ass about the speech that you did not give?" Warrick asked coming back with four coffees.
"Yea, but that is not it." came the answer
"Speak of the Devil." Greg said
"Fuck." Grissom muttered
"Whoa boss man that is the first time I have heard you say that particular word." came Nick's shock answer
"First time for everthing." came the answer
"Well, well, well. What do we have here? My night crew." Ecklie said as he pulled up a chair to the irritation of the other four men."What are we up to?"
"Getting coffee." Greg answered and in a lower tone so Ecklie could not here "dumdass" Nick and Warrick started to snicker while Grissom just chuckled (AN i cannot see Grissom snickering so he chuckles)
"What a coincidence so am I." came the answer
Suddenly the five men became aware of a conversation behind them.
"Hey Cassie what do you think of those five men in front of us?" came a voice
"Well I think the black guy would be good for a long wild night of fucking. What do you think of the short haired white guy Amy?" came the reply
"Well I heard him speak a little while ago and heard his twang so I would guess he is one you would take home to mom, but you know what they say 'Save the horse and ride the cowboy.' ummm ok what you think of the youngest one?"
"I think he would be fun. He looks to be the type into kinky sex, which is always fun. Ok what about the guy with the beard?"
"Well he looks like a loner but intelligent and those will always suprise you and I think the beard would scarch in all the right places if you get my drift. Alright how about the last guy?"
"Well that is easy. You would only sleep with him if you wanted to get a promotion." and with that the two girls got up and walked out but not before waving at the four shell shocked guys in the booth.
"Well I have never been so degraded in my life." fummed Ecklie as he stormed out.
"Well that was a very interesting conversation." commeted Nick
"Yea." Greg agreed. The four CSIs looked at each other and started to laugh
"Did you see Ecklie's face? It was priceless." Nick said as they got up to leave.
"Yea it was.Hey Griss you never told us what was wrong." Warrick said remembering their conversaiton before Ecklie had showed up
"Nothing. I fine. I'm going to go home now. See you guys tonight."
"Uh sure Griss. You think he is truly alright?" Nick asked
" He probbly just needed some confidence and I think those two girls gave it to him." Warrick stated
"About what..... you never mind I think I know." Greg replyed "Sara."
"Yep now if you two don't mind I'm going to go crash also." Warrick said
"Ok. Say hi to Catherine for me." Nick shouted after his friend.
"See ya tonight Nick" Greg yawned
"Yea see ya."