KISAME'S CORNER

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Kisame walked onstage, words exploding out of nowhere. "GAHK!! TOBI!! WHAT'D YOU DO!?" Kisame yelled, angrily. "I DON'T KNOW!! THIS THING'S OUTTA CONTROL!!" Tobi yelled back, driving a bulldozer across the stage. "Uh… Have… fun… Anyway, welcome to the OFFICIAL chapter of Kisame's Corner!!-" Kisame announced. "HELP!!" Tobi yelled, driving the bulldozer on the stage, as the leader walked in, talking with the manager. The manager looked at the crazy bulldozer and yelled. "HOLY SHNIZ!!" Shniz walked in. "Yes?- HOLY ME!!" Shniz yelled as he was bulldozed in the face by Tobi. And dragged into Town. And… straight to my house… Oh my god…

"Ok, besides the fact that Tobi just bulldozed the newest member in the face, caused chaos in The entire town In just 5 seconds, and is now heading straight to the authors house, I'd say the first episode is going pretty well!" Kisame said casually. "Anyway… our first guest for our OFFICIAL start is Itachi!" Itachi walked on stage. "When do I get paid?" Itachi asked. "Uh… AFTER the show…?" Kisame said, having him sit down. "Can we speed this up? I promised my mom I'd be at her dinner party at Sasuke's graduation. God it's a drag being there…" Itachi said. "I mean she doesn't get the fact that me and Sasuke are mortal enemies, I mean, I think I'm remembering the reason I killed her in the first place- OH! I gotta go, bye!" Itachi said quickly, leaving the stage.

"……… DEIDARA!! GET DOWN HERE!!" Kisame called up to the lights.

"I'm sorry man! I work the lights! And plus there's no ladder- AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Deidara was pulled down by a rope.

"So… will you please announce questions?" Kisame asked. "YOU PULLED ME DOWN FROM 10 FEET UP JUST TO DO THAT!? YEAH!?" Deidara yelled. "I AM STILL HUMAN!! I CAN DIE FROM THAT!! YEAH!!" Deidara continued. "Aw man… you are getting me SO angry…" He muttered. "Fine, I'll read the questions… freakin'…" Deidara murmured, walking to the chair.

Diedara, how do u feel about Shniz?

DEIDARA: Well, Shniz… he's better than Tobi, that's for sure… Well… they're about the same. Shniz is ok and all… but he gives me gifts like… every 5 seconds. –box hits Deidara's head- OW- hm… it's from Shniz. –opens it- Oh wow… another sketch book. I'll just put it here, with the other 56, 345!! Anyway, yeah-another box hits head- GAH! WHAT- SHNIZ! YOU FORGOT TO WRAP THIS ONE!!

ITACHI: That one was from me.

KISAME: I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!!

ITACHI: I thought you were smarter. I LIED.

DEIDARA: GAH!! IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!

ITACHI: I know.

KISAME: N-NEXT QUESTION!!

Kisame, what is better, pokemon or yugi-oh?

From: FearTheFan

KISAME: THEY BOTH SUCK!! POKEMON DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP, I MEAN, IT'S JUST THE ANIMATED VERSION OF COCK FIGHTS ONLY WITH CUTE CUDDLY MONSTERS!!

DEIDARA: YEAH!!

KISAME: AND YU-GI-OH IS LAME!! LAME!! I MEAN, IF A THUG WALKS UP TO HIM AND SAYD, "YOU ANNOY THE HELL OUTTA ME! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP!" YOU DON'T COWER AWAY, YOU PULL OUT A CARD! "I SUMMON- punch-" THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!! GOD!! FREAKIN MORONS!!

ME: Sorry for any offenses made…

KISAME; GAH!! NEXT QUESTION!!

What's your opinion on FullMetal Alchemist?

From: purplenekomata

KISAME: Yes, what's YOUR opinion, ITACHI!?

ITACHI: … huh? OH!! So I kill ONE guy in that anime, and immediately I'm getting burned for it!

KISAME: MILLIONS OF FANS CRIED, ITACHI, CRIED.

ITACHI: AND I CARE… WHY!?

DEIDARA: YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!!

KISAME: HE'S DEAD MAN!!

ITACHI: OH AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE UCHIHAS!? OH I FEEL LOVED!!

KISAME: YOU KILLED THEM!!

DEIDARA: I think we've… sorta… ignored the question…

KISAME AND ITACHI: SHUT UP!!

KISAME: FMA'S AN AWESOME ANIME OK!? NEXT!!

DEIDARA: That's all.

KISAME: what?

DEIDARA: No more questions. Now could you take more care of answering that last one so that me FALLING FROM 10 FEET UP won't be worthless!?

KISAME: Hey, I said it was awesome! Anyway, here's a sneak peak at the 3rd chapter of Rise of the Shniz!

"Ok mister Sasori… we're going to inject the needle in here… which shouldn't kill you and leave you a rotting corpse in the hospital." DF said in a doctors outfit. "Uh… I Hate needles." Sasori said. "What?" DF asked. "I don't like needles… can I get a pill for this kind of thing?" Sasori asked. "N-no… look dude, The needle's HERE. I'm not gonna walk all the way down there to get a pill." DF said angrily, looking at Shniz, who was dressed as another doctor. "And… Why is Shniz here?" Sasori asked. "SH-SH-SHNIZ!? WHO'S THAT!? THIS IS… THIS IS… THIS IS DOCTOR… DOCTOR… uhm…Zn…ZINSH!!YEAH!! ZINSH!!" DF said snapping his fingers. "Ook… so… just get me that pill." Sasori said. "NO!! I'M INJECTING YOU HERE AND NOW!!" DF struggled to inject the poison into Sasori, who managed to make DF inject himself with the poison. "Ah! Oh… dammit…" DF said.

"Yeah, so… get me that pill." Sasori said.

WILL DF DIE!?

WILL SASORI BE THE FIRST VICTIM OF AKATSUKIS PLANNED DEMISE!?

AND IS TOBI GETTING SOME BRAINS FROM HATING SHNIZ!?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF "AKATSUKI: RISE OF THE SHNIZ"!!!

DF: aw… that hurt… SHNIZ- I MEAN ZINSH!! GET THE ANTIDOTE- I MEAN… ANTI… ANTI… WHATEVER THIS IS!! JUST GET ME THE CURE MAN!!

SHNIZ- I MEAN ZINSH: There's no cure.

DF: WHAT!?