***Harry, Ron, and Hermione are studying in Hogwarts Library.***
Ron: Looky here, Harry! It's all about ballet. I've always wanted to try ballet.
Hermione: You, in ballet? Ballet isn't all that easy, Ron. I've tried it before.
Harry: Well, look here. This is about swordfish. Isn't that truly fascinating, Ron? I want to be a fisher, so I can hunt down these swordfish.
Hermione: You all have crazy ambitions. Me? I'm going to be the first wizard on the moon.
Boys gasp impressively. Enter Neville Longbottom.
Neville: No, you can't, Hermione! We'll get points taken off!
Hermione: Sorry, Neville, but-cursus annoyed!
Neville nods and sits on the chair, falling asleep.
Ron: Cursus Annoyed?
Hermione: They follow your every command. Come on, we have to go to the moon!
The trio runs out of the Common Rooms and runs into a high-tech space shuttle.
Harry: This is handy.
Ron: C'mon, let's get in!
They board, Hermione getting on first and then Harry. Ron lingers to look at the engine.
Hermione: I'm starting it!
Ron: (still by the engine, screams) NO!
The engine starts and Ron flies back and hits the wall.
Harry: Ugh, Ron, you're holding us up!
Ron boards and they fly up to the moon. Harry and Ron are in a bunk bed while Hermione drives.
Harry: Ron, don't tell a soul, but I'm hijacking the space shuttle so I can be the first wizard on the moon!
Ron: I want to be the first balleting wizard on the moon!
Harry: Yes, yes, it all fits into my evil plan!!! Mua hahah!
We see Hermione steering the space shuttle, nodding off to sleep every few minutes but waking up again suddenly. Harry and Ron creep behind her, with ropes to tie her up. Harry lunges and wraps the rope around her stomach so she's stuck in the seat.
Harry: I am going to be the first wizard on the moon! I am going to be the first wizard to walk on the great cheeseball that hovers dangerously close to us!
Ron: Harry, we're going to crash into the Sun!!!
Hermione is now gagged and frantically trying to scream.
Harry: Oh well, then. I'll be the first person on the sun! And the first wizard!
Ron: But I can't do ballet on the sun, Harry! (hesitates before unwrapping Hermione and tying Harry up) Sorry about this, but I really want to ballet.
Suddenly, another aircraft flies and lands on the moon as the trio watch in disbelief. Neville stands there with a flag and a big grin on his face.
Harry and Hermione: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Neville starts doing ballet
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: Looky here, Harry! It's all about ballet. I've always wanted to try ballet.
Hermione: You, in ballet? Ballet isn't all that easy, Ron. I've tried it before.
Harry: Well, look here. This is about swordfish. Isn't that truly fascinating, Ron? I want to be a fisher, so I can hunt down these swordfish.
Hermione: You all have crazy ambitions. Me? I'm going to be the first wizard on the moon.
Boys gasp impressively. Enter Neville Longbottom.
Neville: No, you can't, Hermione! We'll get points taken off!
Hermione: Sorry, Neville, but-cursus annoyed!
Neville nods and sits on the chair, falling asleep.
Ron: Cursus Annoyed?
Hermione: They follow your every command. Come on, we have to go to the moon!
The trio runs out of the Common Rooms and runs into a high-tech space shuttle.
Harry: This is handy.
Ron: C'mon, let's get in!
They board, Hermione getting on first and then Harry. Ron lingers to look at the engine.
Hermione: I'm starting it!
Ron: (still by the engine, screams) NO!
The engine starts and Ron flies back and hits the wall.
Harry: Ugh, Ron, you're holding us up!
Ron boards and they fly up to the moon. Harry and Ron are in a bunk bed while Hermione drives.
Harry: Ron, don't tell a soul, but I'm hijacking the space shuttle so I can be the first wizard on the moon!
Ron: I want to be the first balleting wizard on the moon!
Harry: Yes, yes, it all fits into my evil plan!!! Mua hahah!
We see Hermione steering the space shuttle, nodding off to sleep every few minutes but waking up again suddenly. Harry and Ron creep behind her, with ropes to tie her up. Harry lunges and wraps the rope around her stomach so she's stuck in the seat.
Harry: I am going to be the first wizard on the moon! I am going to be the first wizard to walk on the great cheeseball that hovers dangerously close to us!
Ron: Harry, we're going to crash into the Sun!!!
Hermione is now gagged and frantically trying to scream.
Harry: Oh well, then. I'll be the first person on the sun! And the first wizard!
Ron: But I can't do ballet on the sun, Harry! (hesitates before unwrapping Hermione and tying Harry up) Sorry about this, but I really want to ballet.
Suddenly, another aircraft flies and lands on the moon as the trio watch in disbelief. Neville stands there with a flag and a big grin on his face.
Harry and Hermione: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Neville starts doing ballet
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!