Caillou's Un-Thug Life
It was summer vacation, and Caillou had just been released from school. Everyone was sad, though. Nobody likes to leave their friends while school is
out. The bitches n' hoes were going to miss Caillou and his shenanigans. He had officially fucked every bitch in school. It didn't matter to Caillou, since he
has been sent to a different school every single year due to bad behavior. Anyway, Caillou came home, with even more multiple bitches in his arms. He
figured that summer vacation meant 3 things; weed, pussy, and cash money. As he headed to his room, Mommy and Daddy stopped him. "Caillou, we
need to speak to you. It's important." Caillou groaned and rolled his eyes, slapped his hoes in the face, and sent all 20 girls home. He sat at the kitchen
table and put his sandy, grass stained Nikes up on the table. "Caillou, I just washed that table!" said Mommy. Caillou took his shoe off and threw it at her,
giving her a black eye. "BITCH YOU SHOULDA KNOWN I WAS COMIN'." Caillou lit a cigarette. "Please, Caillou, don't smoke in the house. Let alone, don't
smoke!" said Daddy. Caillou flicked his ashes and burnt out the cigarettes in Rosie's oatmeal. Rosie was concerned. "Caillou, we have decided to send you
away to a juvenile delinquent camp, since you have been such a bad boy. We will be sending you up to Idaho in one week to Camp Futtbuck."
To be continued.
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