CHAPTER 1 gipsy eureka
A/N!: do not take this seriously if you do i will slam my bear dick in your face okay bye haters
it had been 20 years since the last kaiju attack, and 20 years had also passes after gipsy danger put the bomb in the portal and exploded it! she and her friends, strkier eureka, redneck typhoon (i forgot his name!) and cherno alpaca (lol get it? hahah!) were put back into the place where the yaygers were put and they stayed there for what seemed luiek an ETERNITY!
that was until 2047, when tendo choy's son, hasty choy was looking at the screen that show where the kiju where jyst in case one ATTACKED and his eyes widen in surprise and he point fingure at screen and shout
"the portal is open!" he shout and lots of people came into the room including makloigh, raleigh and mako's son and so did charles and huc (lol whats with his name?) hansen and alex and sashe also came in and also chinese people came in! "the protal is open and the kiju r going to come and i deduse that they are going to KLILL EVERYHTING!''
makloigh looked at the screen and said 'look there r kaiju coming! we have to make more jaegers!' and raleigh looked at makloigh and said 'we cant do that we dont have time THE KIJU ARE ALREAYD HERE!' he said and he point at a tv screen that displayed the news and it showed that a big dinosaur kiju was attackin g hong kong! it looked like a godzilla but with WINGS and very sharp claws with looked like they were mAde for killing HUMANS! '' look atv that! we will call it wreck-it-YAYGER (lol because he was destroying the buildings like wreck it RALPH! :D :D :D)"
makloigh looked at gipsy danger and he point at her and say 'i can pilot her with cherc!" and at that momento cherc came in who is the weird incest baby of charles and huc and he said 'i am not drift compatible with you' he said 'god u are suhc a dubmass''
makloigh looked at cherc ded in the eye and sed "there is a first fro everyhting!" and then they went into gipsy danger (LOL THATS WHAT SHEEE SIAD !) and hasty said 'ok start noorAl handshake in 3...2…...1 and a half….. 1! go gog go!"
all of a sudden cherc and makloigh were overcome with a WAV E of dizzines and he saw blue cliops of what he could onl;y assume were memories and makloigh said 'wowie' and makloigh looked around and saw cherc running through a field with his muthe r charles and his dad/grandpa (lol what the hell chalres?!) and he was happy and ther plan ts were grreen and the birds were singing but then cherc was also seeing makloigh's memories and he saw a liltle boy playing with yayger figurin es and asking mako to tell him sotry and he say 'wow mako is so cool' but then they didnt see eachothers memories they saw a big white yayger…..
it was…..
strkier eureka! they both saw it…. oh my gofd! it look like they were looking up to strikeir eureka and they were on the ground and they thought toegther 'im seeing gipsy danger's memories!' and they would say jinx to eachother bu t tjhey were too busy drifting and then they made a sound of discomfort as they realised that STRIKER EIRUEKA and GIPSY DNGAER where havign SEX! ew! gipsy danger herself felt embrassed becusea cherc and makloigh could see it!
the drfift ended and hasty told them 'ok that is done u can go now the kiju is at donkey kong and it is category 4! it looks like it can fly bee crageful!"
gipsy danger then walked out of the hanger and they went to hong kong quickly qand they looked at the kiju and it was breaking buildings and it spat acid eveywher and gip[sy danger ran in and PUNCHED the kiju right in the jaw and it roared at her and grabbed her back and flew into the air and cherc said 'quick slice it' and gipsy deployed her chain sword and sliced off on e of its wings from its back and it roared in pain and pummeled to the grouynd and spat acid at gipsy danger but cherc and makloigh dodged it and put gipsy dangers hand on the kiju's acid sack and squished it in her hand abnd it spilled everywhere and then she stepped back and then sgeh deployed her gun from her hand and shot it!
the kiju rorared at her and gipsy danger was surpiesed that makloigh and cherc were such good pilots onn there first kaoijhu raid and then hte kiju ran back ant giopsy danger and he bit her arm and she made a noise of pain and then she moved her arm to try get it off but the dragon looking dragon kiju wouldnt let go and so she PUNCHED it in the head and it let go !
the kiju roar at gipsy danger and then she stabbed it in the throat and it DIED and everyone was hgapppy 'hooray' said cherc happily 'hoorey' sadi makloigh happily.
gipsy danger then sat down by herself and caught cherc and maklouigh by surprise and she rested her head on the broken building thats had been disinetergarated by tghe acid she dodged earlier and then she put her giant hand on her stomach and her gears made a grinding sound. 'gasp' gasped her pilots
she sighed 'sigh' she sighed. makloigh asked gipsy danger 'whats wrong' he asked. gipsy danger groaned and said 'i cannot fight any more i am sorry makloigh and cherc'
cherc's jaw opened in surprise! 'whyn not?'''" he asked her and gipsy danger vented in air and then repli ed 'because i'm pregnant'
'what' said makloigh and gipsy groaned again and said 'i cannot go bck to base because i am giving birth makloigh cherc u haev to get out of my head right now or ull have a seizure from the neural overload from the pain of this… biological process.' makloigh was still in shock but then disengaged from the nueral handshake with cherc and they walked out of her head onto the building and then the climbed down it and then they looked at gipsy dangher and asked 'should we senf d help?; they asked and then gipsy danger told them no 'no' she said and then she shouted and everyone in the perimeter jumped and she lyed down and looked at the sky and then makloigh and cherc went to find shelter whilst gipsy danger was giving birth.
cherc and makloigh stared at her through a grabage bin in an ally wya and had convrsartion. 'who do you think th father is' sadi makloigh and cherc looked at him and said 'jesus'.
then gipsy screamed and they looked at her in shock and it looked like she was bleeding a little because there was blue liquid stuff all over her legs and on the ground and they looked away because thats terrible.
'ARGGhhgHgGHhGhhhhhhhh' she shouted as she gripped the ground leaving cracks in the debris covbered roads and streets. makloigh hid in the grabage can and cherc looked over his shoidler in MORBID CURIOSITY. and then gipsy danger yelled even louder if that was evcen possib le and makloigh gagged as he saw a slimy wet cresture thing slide from gipsy danger's legs and it was absolutely horrifying.
It was large, almost transparent. You could see the metal scaffolding holding it together, and all of its inner workings, including his nuclear reactor (seems like it may of taken after its mother), vocaliser, wirings carrying that blue liquid throughout it's body. It made a sound and struggled to move, trying to get the attention of its apparent mother. Gipsy Danger hesitantly wrapped it in her hands and brought it to her chest, cradling it. Whatever it was, it was important to her.
It looked like a fusion between her and Striker Eureka, literally. One half of the thing was pretty much her down to the gun metal gray colouring and the other was Striker Eureka, even with the T-16 Angel Wings, the shoulder pads, the Sting-Blades. It's head was like that of Gipsy Danger's, but had the pieces of visor which gave Striker Eureka four planes of situational awareness. It was covered in so much blood that you could hardly tell it was blue and white. Gipsy wiped it off hurriedly before standing up and running off into the ocean, supposedly after the Shatterdome.
makloigh and cherc came out of thee bin after thery were sure hse was gone and almost stepped in the blue puddl e but they called fro a HELUICOCOPTOR and they were picked up and put in the helicopeter and they went to the hangar place and they went inside it and they asked raleigh and mako whats happening and they said 'loook outside' and they did and they went ouyt of the cat walk and saw gipsy danger and her child. giopsy danger was leaning against the hangar dor and she was holding the bab in her arms and her leg s still shook a bi t and she looked almost dissapointed
cherc looked a charle-chuck! chuck that s it. chuck. cherc looked at chuck and asked '"mom how did this happen' andf chuck looked at him and said "sex'
gipsy herslef looked around sudenyl and called for striker eureka and he came into the room and was ctakun aback by the sight. 'oh my god' he said and he pointed at it and askd gipsy 'what is that is that the kiju from the battle youve taken into your care this is terrible' and gipsy looked at him dead in the visor and whispered
"It's your son."
striker yelled and looked at his hands and then at his pelvic plating and then back at the child. 'oh my god. my semen is a weapon of mass destruction.'
'not in front of the child striker!' she scolded him 'what shood we call him?/"
striker thought aboot it 4 a lil bit and then he says 'captain coolio mc awesome ass kicker space team galactica" and then gipsy danger looked at him like dude what the heckle abnd then she said 'what abotu gipsy eureka''
striker slapped gipsy danegr and then he opened the hangar doors and swam into the pasifik ocone and gipsy danger looked at him go and then the humen looked at him go too and gipsy sighed and put down her child who was already growing he was now opak e and was at about gipsy's waste in height and then gipsy ran to get striker and gipsy eureka looked at her and then he turned to the humen and said
'look the kiju ar coming even more!" he shouted and then chuck said 'how do u kno' and then gipsy eureka said 'i have the power to kno when kiju r comin!' and then cherc and makloigh looked at gipsy eureka and then they asked stakur pentiCOCK (lol get it) "we should pilot gipsy eureka because gipsy and stryker r now gone!" and then stackur looked at gipsy urekra and then bak and cherc and makloigh and said "ok" and then they piloted gipsy eureka and they went out to the paxiicfic ocean and then they saw a kiju at anchorage
it look like a crocodile but with seventeen arms and it had a cros s on its head which looked like a crucifiction cross and then it also had wings like wreck-it-yayger and then hasty choy called it… … .. .. SATIN TAIL and then gipsy eureka looked at him and then unshethed his sting blades and then charged for the kiju and the kiju dodges at then yelled "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHER FUCKERS!" andf then satin tail grabbed gipsy eureka by the neck with its teethe and then gipys eureka deployed his WMB2x90 Chest Launcher and then shot the kiju and the kiju stumble back and they expcet ed it to die but it didnt and then gipsy eureka jumped onto its shhoudlers and then warpped prehensile feet around its shoulders and then without makloighs or chercs permission he suddenly UNFURLED WINGS THAT LOOKED LIKE A DRAGON'S and started to fly upwards and the kiju tried to make gipsy eureka lety go but he didnt and then gipsy eurweka fle w into SPACE and makloigh yelled
'stop we r going to DIE' becuse no air in space but then they realised they had an air supply and they activiated it and then gipsy threw the kiju into space and it hit an asteroid and it died andx then gipsy eureka safely flew down back into alaska and a crowd swas weating for them and they were clapping sabnd tbhen they started chearing makloihjss and chercs name evben tho they did nothng and gipsy eureka walked back to the hangar and they told about how gipsy eureka had dragon wings and people were like 'wow'