Pikachu's Bar Fight

Ash, Misty, and Brock were heading to the local Tavern to have some fun. They needed someplace for there Pokemon to stay. " Hmmm," said Brock, " There seems to be a bar for Pokemon run by Pokemon just down the street." So the kids headed there.

" Ok Pikachu, this is the place. Go Totodile ! Bulbasaur! Kingler! Noctowl! Heracross!"

Screamed Ash. " Go Geodude! Vulpix!" said Brock. " Go Staryu! Psyduck! Poliwhirl!"

Said Misty. The kids walked to their tavern, leaving the Pokemon to relax.

A Large Machoke stood at the door. "Machoke Machoke?" (What do you want)

Pikachu stepped up "Pi-pika-chu Pika! (We want in.)" The Machoke led them in. The Bar was filled with Pokemon of all kinds. The group separated. Pikachu headed for the bar stool.

A large Golduck was serving. " Gol-gol!" (What will ya have?) Pikachu looked around.

"Pika pi." (I'll have a cold Labatt). In the corner of the bar, Meowth sat smoking some weed.

"This is some good shit! I am so glad it's my day off." "WOBUFFET!" screamed Wobuffet.

" Shut it blueberry!." Pikachu, now on his second beer, walked over to the card table for some Poker. The table was Pikachu, Tentacool, Wartortle, Scizor, Cubone and a Farfetche'd {who was smoking his leak). Tentacool started dealing " Tentacool Tentacool." (Standard Poker. You guys know the rules) Pikachu looked at his cards. (3 Aces & a King) "Pi-pika pi ( Hit me with another card) The betting started. Wartortle raised the pot value to 1000. Everyone but Pikachu and Cubone left. "Tentacool cool." (Reveal you cards) Pikachu- 3 aces and a 2.

Wartortle- 2 twos, 2 fives. And Cubone- Jack, Queen, King, Ace, 10.

"Tenta Tentacool! (Royal Flush) "Cc Cubone!!! (Ha HA! ) laughed Cubone, till some cards fell from his helmet. "Pi Pika Pi!! (Cheater! I'm going kill you!)

Pikachu grabbed for his beer bottle. PI Pika Pikachu! (Come here you fucking son of a bitch!)

He swung the bottle, narrowly missing Cubone but slamming into an Elekid "Eleki Elekid! (FIGHT!) The Bar residents went into a blood filled rampage. Pikachus, Squirtles, Wartortles, Bublusaurs, Jynxs, Cubones, and other Pokemon zapped and blasted each other with everything they had. The Golduck bartender escaped under the bar table. Meowth, still hidden, saw Pikachu fighting off a Cubone and a Mankey. "Hey. I could capture Pikachu! Right here and now! Just after I finish this joints" Finally the Golduck reappeared with a shotgun in hand. He blasted two shot into the air. Everyone stopped. " Golduck Golduck!"

(Stop right know or I'll blow the shit out of ya'll) The group of Pokemon stopped and looked around. There were already two casualties. Not dead, but really injured. Jigglypuff and a Bellsprout. Then Jigglypuff stood up and looked around. " Jigglypuff, Jigglyyypuf!" as she started singing. Pikachu stood up "Pika pi!" (Kill it!) As the group attacked Jigglypuff.

Then the Machoke came in. "Machoke Machoke!" (Three trainers are here to pick up there Pokemon. A girl and two guys) Pikachu and the gang knew it was Ash, Mist, and Brock.

As the left, Cubone tossed his bone at Pikachu. Pikachu turned charged a Thunder attack, and destroyed the bar. The residents were crushed in the rubble. Meowth still sat in the corner. "I must be really fucking stoned. I feel that the ground just shook."