For Monetary Reasons continued
Sat upon his bed was Kakuzu, reading a dusty book with a hardback cover.
"How old's the book?" he heard. Hidan, he knew. He sighed. "As old as you?"
"Almost," Kakuzu sarcastically answered as his eyes followed the words on the page. "Don't you have a scythe to be sharpening?"
"Sharpened it," mumbled the white-haired partner.
"Hair to be combing."
"Combed it."
"Abs to be showing off."
"Showing 'em off," answered Hidan, pouting. Kakuzu grunted.
"And exactly who here would be interested?" questioned the older man, before seeing Hidan sat in front of him on his bed.
"You."
Kakuzu sighed, closing his book. They were going out for some time, but Hidan's constant attempts to seduce him were getting annoying. "You really want to do that stuff with me?"
"Yep," answered Hidan with a big silly grin.
"Then I'll do it..." Kakuzu placed a kiss on Hidan's lips, and quickly broke away. "...For monetary reasons."
Hidan gripped Kakuzu's hood. "Take this thing off," he said, pulling it from his head and pulling the older man into a kiss. He shoved his tongue into Kakuzu's mouth and was very much in-control of the action, until he felt Kakuzu's grip on his waist. Kakuzu broke the kiss and his head sank towards the younger ninja's neck, where he placed a line of light kisses and dragged his tongue from the temple at the base of the neck up to the very bottom of the head. He stared at Hidan's body, not knowing what to do.
"...Hidan," he said, slightly embarrassed, and completely red-faced. He raised himself. "Is there an instructions manual on this?"
"Huh?!" Hidan sat up, staring awkwardly at Kakuzu. Kakuzu was a virgin, it was actually a little bit... "Cute. I'll just show you how to fuck." Hidan lightly pushed Kakuzu back so that he was laying down, head on the pillows. He pulled Kakuzu's knees further apart slightly, to which Kakuzu responded by opening his legs up. Smiling, Hidan knelt between Kakuzu's legs and pulled his shoulders up so that he sat up. From the bedside table he took a bottle of lube, smeared his hand in it and covered his shaft, wiping the excess off around his partner's anus.
Hidan's white lips met with Kakuzu's and a tongue ravished the older man's mouth as the white-haired man held one hand against the back of Kakuzu's head and the other hand wandered his partner's back, searching for temples, grooves and sensitive spots of skin. He pressed down on the skin underneath Kakuzu's shoulder blade, causing the miser to moan straight into Hidan's mouth. Feeling himself grow harder by the minute, Hidan applied a repetitive motion of a left-to-right line to the skin under Kakuzu's shoulder blade. Hidan wondered, what other things would Kakuzu like? He found the exact point and pattern to use his hands, but perhaps Kakuzu's face was an intimate area as well. Breaking the kiss, Hidan's left hand came to stroke Kakuzu's cheek gently and his right palm placed over his groin.
"You're almost as hard as I am right now," Hidan said, smirking. "Surprising... thought you'd be impotent, old man."
"I have a secret to tell you." Kakuzu closed his eyes, wrapping his arms around Hidan and whispering into his ear, "I love you."
"Great, then next time you can do the fucking," Hidan answered with a grin, receiving an annoyed groan. Kakuzu really was his age, after all. "Love ya too."