ONCE UPON A TIME . . .
Once upon a time, a Papa Gino's Delivery boy had to deliver a pizza to his grandmother. His grandmother lived on the West Side of a Street in Boston, so he had to be careful of people there because he had no car and had to walk. On the way there, he met a weird ugly man who asked him where he was going and he promptly replied, "To my grandmother's: to give her pizza." "Where does she live, you stereotypical stupid little boy?" the weird man asked. He started to eat his shoes because he was hungry. The boy told him. The weird man followed the pizza boy and stayed behind him for a while. When he was sure that he knew the right house, the man stormed into the grandmother's house and having got there before the boy, he tied up the grandmother, and threw her in a trash can. He dressed up as the grandmother and lay on the bed. No one would notice . . . When the pizza boy got there, he saw the ugly man and thinking it was his grandmother, said, "Oh, what a bald head you have! How odious you are! What yellow teeth you have! What a hairy face you have and fuzzy beard you have too! What a very snazzy bright orange prisoner's suit you have, also!" Then the pizza boy realized it was not his grandmother, but an ugly prisoner who was also a cannibal and was going to eat him! He screamed and ran like a sissy-boy. Just then, walking downtown, a big, strong, hefty, passing lumberjack jumped in through the window and got stuck. Once he unstuck himself he took his Fisher Price toy ax and killed the cannibal, saving the delivery boy. Six hours later, they found the grandmother in a trash can while they were taking out the trash and helped her. "Give us a kiss," the grandmother said to the lumberjack. She was flirting with him. So they decided to get married in the closet after they called Rent-A-Priest. They decided to buy a box on the East Side of the Street in Boston. They all lived happily ever after, except for the pizza boy who got fired because he kept getting hungry while delivering pizza.
THE END
Once upon a time, a Papa Gino's Delivery boy had to deliver a pizza to his grandmother. His grandmother lived on the West Side of a Street in Boston, so he had to be careful of people there because he had no car and had to walk. On the way there, he met a weird ugly man who asked him where he was going and he promptly replied, "To my grandmother's: to give her pizza." "Where does she live, you stereotypical stupid little boy?" the weird man asked. He started to eat his shoes because he was hungry. The boy told him. The weird man followed the pizza boy and stayed behind him for a while. When he was sure that he knew the right house, the man stormed into the grandmother's house and having got there before the boy, he tied up the grandmother, and threw her in a trash can. He dressed up as the grandmother and lay on the bed. No one would notice . . . When the pizza boy got there, he saw the ugly man and thinking it was his grandmother, said, "Oh, what a bald head you have! How odious you are! What yellow teeth you have! What a hairy face you have and fuzzy beard you have too! What a very snazzy bright orange prisoner's suit you have, also!" Then the pizza boy realized it was not his grandmother, but an ugly prisoner who was also a cannibal and was going to eat him! He screamed and ran like a sissy-boy. Just then, walking downtown, a big, strong, hefty, passing lumberjack jumped in through the window and got stuck. Once he unstuck himself he took his Fisher Price toy ax and killed the cannibal, saving the delivery boy. Six hours later, they found the grandmother in a trash can while they were taking out the trash and helped her. "Give us a kiss," the grandmother said to the lumberjack. She was flirting with him. So they decided to get married in the closet after they called Rent-A-Priest. They decided to buy a box on the East Side of the Street in Boston. They all lived happily ever after, except for the pizza boy who got fired because he kept getting hungry while delivering pizza.
THE END