Erin: So, I'm off sick today and I thought I should write a little story. Sadly, I'm not on my computer so I can't update any of my other stories due to the files being on my laptop.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! ^.^

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. No matter how much I wish, Santa Finland never seems to get me it… ;~;

Well, I thought of this little thing while looking at pairings including England. And we ALL know nearly everyone is paired with the little British man. And he's nearly always the uke except for with Japan and China among others. That's why I decided to write a story for when he's ALWAYS the uke :3

RATINGS: The rating will go to M just in case ;)

And it'll be for: Sexual stuff, swears and England being adorable :3

This is my first posted Hetalia fic so it might be a bit OOC but I'll try to keep in character .

I'll most likely use Russian, French, Chinese, German ect so I'll use Google translate which isn't always right so I'll put a translation at the end :D

I'm not very good at accents and the only one I know how to do is Germany/Prussia's so… Yeah ._.

Chapter One

The world meeting, yet again, wasn't going as planned. America was yelling about heroes, France was trying to rape everyone, Belarus was in the air vents, Hungary was attacking Prussia with a pan and everyone was just doing their usual. An hour had past and still nothing had changed. Germany was starting to get pissed.

"Zat is enough! Jou are all acting like babies! Ve are in ze middle of a meeting and jou are all being idiots! Now, sit down and behave or else you can all answer to me!"

The countries imminently sat down and shut their mouths. An angry Germany wasn't fun.

Arthur bit the top of his pen due to the boredom. He couldn't wait to get home and just relax with some scones and a cup of tea. Unfortunately, that wouldn't be happening today as the meeting was being held in China.

Finally the meeting ended and the Briton got up and walked to the room Yao had given him. It was nice, not too small but not to big. A queen sized bed was in the middle of the room, with a bedside table.

Maybe he could relax with a book?

He took Alice in Wonderland off of the table and flipped open to the last bit he had read. When Alice met the Mad Hatter. He had become addicted to this book and his brothers teased him for reading such a childish book.

Knock, knock, knock.

Arthur sighed and put AIW on the table. "Yes? Who is it?"

"It's Mother Russia~ Naw, just kidding, it's America. Open up dude!"

Before England could reply, the door swung open and Alfred stood with his hands on his hips. "You seen the burgers? China hid them from me saying they weren't good for me," He grinned.

"You ate them all, remember?" England face palmed when America oohed.

"Well, you deserve something for helping~"

England felt his face heat up when America placed his lips on his. What was the wanker doing?

The lips left his and America was smirking.

One thought ran through Arthur's mind. 'Wow… What just happened?'

End of Chapter One

Erin: Yeah, so I noticed it got bad at the end but whatever.

Not all of them will be USUK but I know it's a popular pairing (I support both USUK and FrUK) so I decided to start with it. There will be more USUK just like there will be different FrUK, RusEng, GerEng ect drabbles but this is Chappie One ^.^

I'll only continue if peeps want me to.

HAVE A NICE DAY :D