Chapter 1: Girls Gone Rogue at the Beach
(some characters are made up)
Ice: Why did we have to go to the beach? I wanted to go snowboarding. It's summer.
Yui: We're here because it was my turn to pick where we go for the summer.
Ice: No it's not. Your turn was last summer.
Yui: That was Terra's. She's last I'm first.
Ice: I freakin' hate you.
Yui: Well hate on then.
Terra: You two need to stop fighting. We can go snowboarding next time. Well, actually, that's just you 'cause I don't do cold weather.
Ice: And I don't do hot.
Terra: You're just gonna have to deal with it.
Narr: The twins, triplets, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and Violet came.
Yui: Hey guys.
Erin & Shaunee: Hey Yui. Hey Terra. Hey Ice.
Terra & Ice: 'Sup.
Anna: What are you guys doing?
Yui: Just sittin' here.
Terra: At the beach.
Ice: Dying of boredom & heat. How come you're here Violet?
Violet: My damn sister made me come here.
Ice: I know how you feel. I'm here 'cause of this thing right here.
Violet & Ice: I just wanted to go snowboarding.
Narr: They looked at each other, and smiled.
Ice: I'm going to go get my surfboard.
Violet: I'll go with you.
Narr: They got up, and started walking away.
Terra: Hold it.
Narr: They stopped.
Terra: I saw what you did. You're not going anywhere.
Violet: Sorry Ice.
Narr: When she turned around, her sister was standing in front of her.
Naomi: And where do you think you're going?
Violet: Dammnit.
Ice: (laughing)
Yui: You can't go anywhere either, so shut up.
Narr: Ice stopped laughing.
Ice: Shut up, you little midget.
Narr: Yui got up, and kicked her square in the face.
Yui: I am NOT a midget! I'm 8 inches taller than Toshiro, so I'm not.
Narr: Ice punched her in the arm.
Yui: Ow! That hurt!
Ice: Shouldn't have punched me in the face.
Yui: I'll do it again.
Ice: I wish you would.
Narr: And she did.
Ice: I'm gonna kill you!
Narr: She started chasing her on the beach.
Anastasia: Do they always do this?
The twins, Violet, & Terra: You have no idea.
Arianna: This is sad.
Anna: Very sad.
Rikku: Very, very sad.
Yuna: Very, very, very sad.
Paine: It's so sad that I'll never be able to not laugh at anyone's jokes ever again.
Narr: Then, Ichigo, Orihime, Uryu, Chad, Kon, and Rukia came along
Ichigo: Hey guys. What's up?
Terra: Nothing. Just watching my sisters tear at each other.
Uryu: If I were you, I would put them on a leash.
Orihime: How long have they been fighting?
Terra: Hell if I know.
Kon: Why are they fighting?
Terra: Ice wanted to go snowboarding, but Yui wanted to come here.
Rukia: They're worse than me, and Ichigo.
Chad: A lot worse.
Narr: Yui stopped running.
Yui: (panting) Hey… you guys.
Ice: I'm gonna get you!
Narr: She started running again.
Ice: Come here you midget!
Narr: Yui stopped. Then, some of the luitenants, and captains came.
Terra: We should've went snowboarding.
The twins: Here come the luitenants, and captains.
Anna: This is gonna be the worst summer.
Arianna: I'm with you sis.
Narr: When Ice caught up with her sister, she stopped.
Ice: You are gonna pay for kicking me in the face.
Toshiro: They're fighting again aren't they?
Narr: The girls looked at him.
The girls: Shut up.
Rangiku: What's wrong with you guys?
The girls: Nothing.
Renji: You sure about that?
Narr: They looked at him and their eyes glowed.
Renji: Forget I said anything.
Narr: They stopped glowing, and turned their heads back facing the front.
Yui: I told you I'm not a midget!
Ice: You're shorter than Ichigo, and compared to him you look like a little kid!
Narr: Ice's 2 piece turned into a no sleeve black jacket with a white hood, a black short skirt with splits on each side, black stockings that came above her knees, and black square heeled boots.
Ikkaku: What are they gonna do?
Terra: If they use their zanpukto on each other, I'm gonna get them.
Narr: Yui's 2 piece turned into the same thing Ice had on except reverse color on the outfit. She had black boots on though.
Yui: You wanna fight? Let's fight.
Narr: Their zanpuktos appeared.
Terra: T. I. H. ( I'm gonna kill them)
Yumichika: They're using their zanpukto?
Ukitake: I've been meaning to ask this. What are their zanpukto?
Violet: You're about to find out.
Terra: I swear to god, if you two use your zanpukto on each other, what I'm gonna do to you will not be pretty.
Ice & Yui: We don't care.
Terra: Alright. You're saying that now. But just wait.
Yui: Rip the moon-
Terra: T. I. H. (I tried to warn them.) Burn in Hell, Ai Yori Aoshi!
Narr: Fiery chains grabbed their zanpukto, and took them. Everybody looked at Terra.
Terra: Do you care now?
Yui & Ice: Nope.
Narr: Some more chains came, and started choking them.
Terra: How about now?
Ice & Yui: We care! We care!
Narr: The chains let them go, and turned back into a sword.
Terra: The next time I'll use my bankai.
Narr: Their zanpukto disappeared.
Ice & Yui: We hate you.
Anastasia: That's your zanpukto?!
Terra: Yep.
Narr: She snapped her fingers, and her bathing suit went up in flames and was replaced with some blue jean shorts, and green and white jacket, and a white tank top. She had on some sandals. Then, grabbed her stuff.
Terra: Let's go you two. I have to meet Akiza, and Sun Shang Xiang at the track. There's no way in hell I'm leaving you two at home by yourselves.
Narr: Ice and Yui got their stuff, and they all left.
Erin: Aw crap!
Shaunee: You forgot too didn't you?
Anastasia: Why are we the only ones who remember anything around here?
Anna: Better go before she gets back.
Arianna: Don't worry. We'll help you.
Narr: They left ,too.
Rangiku: What did they forget?
Violet: To clean the house before Ino comes back.
Naomi: As usual. They had a little..."incident."
Violet: Anyways, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Narr: She left.
Naomi: See you guys later.
Narr: She left too. Now to Terra, Ice, and Yui.
Terra: Hey guys.
Akiza: You missed it.
Terra: Dammnit.
Sun Shang Xiang: What took you so long?
Narr: Terra turned her head to look at Yui, and Ice. Then, back to Akiza and Sun Shang Xiang.
Akiza & S. S. X: Oh.
Terra: So, what do you guys want to do now?
Ice: Snowboarding.
S. S. X., Terra, Akiza, & Yui: No!
Ice: Skiing?
The girls: No!
Ice: Mess with Byakuya?
S. S. X, Terra, & Yui: N-On second thought, that sounds like a great idea.
Akiza: I'm not messing with him.
Terra: Why not?
Akiza: Because, I don't want him to think anything less of me.
S. S. X: Who cares?
Akiza: I do. We're finally friends, and I don't want to mess that up.
Ice & Yui: You're kidding. Right?
Akiza: I'm going to go tell him.
Narr: She sonido'd to Soul Society.
Terra: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? (smiling)
The girls: Hell yeah. (smiling)