JAR Wars!

Aka Jonas +Star wars = Jar Wars!

Chibiyu: This is why you shouldn't ask my sister (AxJfan) about fan fictions involving JONAS. Because A, they will all die…And B, they will make zero, nada, zilch sense whatsoever. This is one of those times. You have been warned.

Ok, this crack starts out as Fairly Odd Parents, then goes to JONAS, and then to Starwars, and then back again to JONAS…

Again, I warned you.

Summary: No, this is not about people throwing Jars at each other, as Captain Jack Sparrow clearly shows does not work with his Jar of dirt. This is much more insane and random. It starts out with a young boy, with 2 very odd fairies…

Timmy Turner, the boy whose mistake often take a nasty turn, leaves the one item that can alter the fate of three boy's universe, and it results in Three main lessons; 1. Never trust Joe with a laser gun. 2. Elvis is NOT Nick's dog but a wise old puppet. 3. Never get my sister on a sugar rush and ask her for help for a JONAS fanfic.

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"Channel surfing is so cool!" A 10 year old buck tooth boy shouted from within the world of the television.

Two large headed fairies, one with pink and the other with green hair followed closely behind him. The pink one looked like she was looking for anything to nag while the green one looked like he was thinking nothing at all. Was that elevator music playing from his head?

"Timmy, I don't know about this. Remember last time?" The pink one, Wanda, asked and Timmy rolled his eyes

"Lighten up Ms. Nags-a lot! Nothing can go wrong because I only have one remote now! Vicky could never get a hold of it!" Timmy Turner overconfidently stated and Wando bit her lip.

"Hey look!" Cosmo, the green fairy shouted, pointing to the Disney Channel. "It's JONAS!!!"

"Umm…so? I'm a boy…not an over obsessed fangirl." Timmy informed the clueless one but he had other plans.

"But Trixie loves them!" Cosmo reminded Timmy, showing a very rare stroke of genius.

Timmy needed no more prompting and instantly went into the channel and appeared in a firehouse where everything but Timmy and his godparents was bulky and in 3D. Timmy ran over and dropped the remote on the ottoman in front of the large projection screen he came out of and scouted around for something to steal…I mean borrow without asking…for Trixie Tang.

"It's Leprechaun Hunting Time! Nick, get up here!" A loud and slightly annoying guy voice yelled and Timmy ran to hide, his fairy's disguising themselves as guitar picks. A straight hair guy…Moe…ran in and crammed the goofiest green hat on his head, and that is saying something considering Timmy wore a pink one himself. Two more curly haired boys, Nick and…and…dopey, ran upstairs and mimicked the other weirdo.

Wow these guys are idiots! Timmy thought as he quickly grabbed a recently signed picture and ran, unnoticed by the three rock star's in question, to his fairies.

"Get me out of here!" Timmy begged them and the green one complied.

"Timmy! Wait the remote!" The pink one shouted, but it was too late. Cosmo poofed them into Timmy's room and Timmy flopped down on his bed, without a care, thinking on how Trixie would forever love him.

"Relax Wanda. What could possible go wrong?"

Chibiyu: What can go wrong?!?! A lot of things…just wait and see. It will get funny btw, this was just more of background crap…I mean stuff.

Oh and this will be a three shot if you are wondering and yes it will be majority JONAS.

Expect slow updates for I will be writing this when my other stories kill my heart and i need a pick me up. lol, that will be soon and I plan on making a sequel btw...hehe and maybe a three-quel thingy if u like it so submit ideads now!