Title: Wrath of Fuu
Challenge: Dreams involving green, a towel, and a dent. Oh yes, that sexy dent.
Disclaimer: Samurai Champloo belongs to ... whoever created the characters and sexy Jin. :) And possibly Shinichiro Watanabe, since he directed this.
Notes: In celebration to the first episode of Samurai Champloo airing on Adult Swim tonight, I bring you a fanfiction. I wrote this in about 15 minutes, so it's not very good.
"Jin, you dumbass! Why'd you have to do and fuck up my dream like that!"
The two swords clashed as Mugen slashed at Jin, who smoothly blocked the brash man's uncontrolled swings.
"What are you talking about?" Jin calmy sipped his tea, holding it in one hand as the other was busy defending Mugen's flimsy offensive strikes. In the distance, Fuu watched with disbelief as the two men brawled.
"What did I tell you guys? No fighting!" She screamed, her hands raised up to her temples as she pounded at them violently, "No fighting until we find the Sunflower Samurai, and THEN you can slash eachother's heads off!"
"Jin, it's all your fault! Why the hell did you have to invade my thoughts like that!" Mugen roared. He ran towards Jin, managing to knock him over and and shatter the porcelain tea cup, spilling the hot liquid over the two of them. The burning tea soaked through their clothes and Mugen roared even louder. "Dammit! First you give me nightmares all night with that image of you in nothing but a B green towel /B , and now you spill fuckin' hot tea all over me! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Is that so?" Jin scoffed as he pressed the blade tighter towards Mugen's throat, "Did you have a good look-see?"
"Dammit, you ass, I don't swing that way!"
Unbeknownst to the two, Fuu stood behind them, a big stick held mid-air as she prepared to strike them both. "Dammit, I SAID NO KILLING EACHOTHER!" Slamming the branch as hard as she could, she broke apart the tiny swordfight and the two of them sprawled into the grass, the back of their heads swelling and burning from the hit.
"You damn bitch!" Mugen hollered.
Jin said nothing as he rubbed the back of his head with his palm.
"That's what you two get for not keeping your promise to me!" Fuu huffed as she threw the stick on the grass between them and walked away. Both Jin and Mugen looked at the wooden branch, noticing the B dent /B that had formed when she hit them.
"Hey, Jin."
"What is it, Mugen?"
Mugen crawled over to Jin, his hand cupped around Jin's ear as he whispered in a low voice. He then pulled away as a small smile formed on Jin's lips.