(Author's Note) Okay my lovelies I'm back and the Garcia in me is screaming in me to be released so…I will channel the Tech Goddess just to be with Criminal Mindset for a night on the club scene. The facts in this fic will be legit for my namesake and I will be saying this now! DISCLAIMER! I Don't Own Criminal Minds nor do I intend to make any money off this fic so I will be ogling from the window for I while tugging on my dad's sleeve like the rest of you asking to get up close and get a hug from them. Please PM me and review I crave attention according to my therapist which makes me talk in the manner I do, all analytical in such so Keep it nice or I will get all analytical on you!

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Reid stared at his reflection in the mirror it didn't bother him the way he dressed in work it felt comfortable like similar to his mentor's dress but now he was different. He looked at the nice fitted jeans that hung on his impossibly skinny hips and was shocked to see he looked hot in his outfit. He stared up a little to the left where Garcia was standing behind him in the mirror smiling with her ear-to-ear grin. He sighed "So what do you think?" she asked interrupting his train of thought of her dazzling big smile that always made the team happy.

"I don't know what if I just where what's in my closet you know my charcoal black shirt and those black slacks with my converse and then sweater vest, would that work? I'm not too sure these are me?" He stated at himself in the mirror again then again someone might find these appealing at the club he was going to.

"Oh sweaty those would be great if we were going to a bar but were not were going to a club its my birthday and I will not have you looking like a grandpa with converse. I'm going to help everyone dress and that includes you Reid. So dress in what I tell you to wear and don't give me lip, you will thank me later when you are being hit on." His face turned pink of being hit on. "Lift up your shirt lets see what we have to work with," she asked and twirled her finger to signal him to turn around like a model.

"What!?" he asked as if asking to raise his shirt was a really bad idea and not one he really ever like the prospect of doing. He had always been nervous around girls but Garcia like an older sister so he begrudgingly did as he was told and turned sheepishly pulling his shirt up slightly as to hide he his front and show off the jeans. Remembering not to whine and saying It's for Garcia… It's for Garcia… It's for Garcia… It's for… he felt a hand on his, holding his shirt in front of him, snapping his eyes open and saw Garcia smiling.

"I think maybe I have a better idea I know a store for impossibly skinny people but I'm going to get you these jeans so you must wear next time we go out clubbing but this time I have another look for you." He gulped she wanted him to wear these she looked at the stall next to him and called to Hotch who was trying on a dark green v-neck and was trying on skinny jeans with black boots per Garcia request for her birthday. "Boss man me and junior G-man are going to try Hot Topic and then I'm going to Torrid for a dress and meeting up with you and Morgan later by the way you should get those." She smirked and gave him a wink which he didn't let faze his stoic features and then broke with a smile at her way because that's who he was off the job. "I guess but I'm not sure about this" he gestured to himself but its for your birthday so will wear it for you." He grinned at her and closed the door beginning to dress and pay for it as Reid stepped back out of the changing room so he could go with Garcia. At that moment Morgan stepped from the men's shirt wrack

He stared for a second at the mesh shirt that was bright pink "How about I wear this Baby Girl?" Reid thought to himself that only Morgan would be comfortable in his own masculinity and body to wear that.

"Okay but as long as I get first dance My Chocolate God" She looked like she was going to have an aneurism by the way she was picturing this and her hand got tighter on Reid's wrist. She tore herself away to pay for Reid's jean that she was gifting to him in hopes of making him seem younger and not so grandpa-ish. "She stared at the cashier and smiled when he waved at her with typical smile of someone who got paid to work in a favorite store. The clerk rang them up and she left with the bag in hand with promises from Reid that if Garcia asked he would wear what she wanted as long as he was allowed to wear them with a little of his style thrown in. They walked to the end of the mall and stopped outside what looked to be a store that was brick layered and had a fake gas lamp it looked cool but not a place he would shop at. The wrought iron sign said HOT TOPIC and he inwardly flinched he was rarely a hot topic and was not too sure about the fact that Garcia gave her grin that said I-shall-rebuild-him and-make-him–new-again.

"So this is where I'm going to get my look" she pulled him toward the door and was inside the small store with shirts lining the walls with many shows he knew and spotting a Doctor Who shirt he smiled he eased at the fact that Garcia wasn't making him wear something like Morgan would wear. She pulled him to a cashier who name tagged read Mimi and had a sticker that said "Stop the Doctor and you get no cookies" he laughed at it then grinned when he noticed the next one "These are not the droids your looking for." She smiled and gave a wave saying hi to Garcia in a friendly manner as if she knew her.

Hey Pen! You back for more War Paint because you know we don't get our new shipment of stuff until Wednesday and its only Friday." She reached out and hugged the Tech analyst and beamed at Reid "Ooh la la who is this young man who giggles at my buttons" She asked after noticing the clumsy young man who was standing next to Garcia and was now standing close to her like a puppy who did not want to leave his mom just yet.

"This is Dr. Reid a friend of mine and close friend and I would very much like it if you would personally bestow some of your charm on to him as you well know I have a birthday coming and would like him to be there. Now I also would not like him to dress him like the way I would because the club I'm celebrating in is fun and young and my fave you know the one." The girl named Mimi she thought it fun she was going too and this young lithe man before her would go she immediately nodded in thought of him being there among the club goers. "So will you dress him for the occasion please Meems?" She gave her the classic I-get-away-with-anything-because-its-my-birthday look that she had been using all morning on the boys of the BAU, except Rossi who she deemed could wear what he wanted because he was like a sugar daddy.

"Okay Penn but buy me a drink and I will give you your HOT TOPIC present early" Reid was amazed at the banter between the girls and thought it strange that Garcia had friends outside of work. I mean he had some but not like this, he had more friends who you played chess with at the park, his family was the BAU team and he didn't mind it but he did wish he could have someone like Mimi who would joke with him like that. He felt his wrist being tugged and moved into someone else's hand. He then realized Garcia was leaving him with Mini and was expecting something of him he snapped out of his thoughts and came to in time to hear the last bit of the conversation.

"Okay I promise one screwdriver when we get there, take good care of him." Placing the hand she had been holding loosely into Mimi's waiting one to lead Reid through the store so that it seemed like his hands was his leash truly now looking like a lost puppy. The day was still young she left in the capable hands of Mimi she moved off in the direction of Torrid at the opposite end of the mall. Stopping on her way to see how the girls were doing in their pursuit of already approved clothes. She like what she saw when she looked through the glass and whent on her way not bothering to stop the girls were already done so now it was just she who needed to find a lovely outfit and Torrid was a fave place to shop. Lacy came towards already happy at the fact of seeing her the girls of Torrid were all plus size just like her and enjoyed their bubbly nature just as much as she did. She wondered around and decided on a hot pink dress with blue stars at the top of the trim to frame her big breasts and then it wound down her waits and came out like a pencil skirt on her totally like she wanted. She purchased using her discount and liking the fun of the day so far and went to the food court spotting almost everyone but Reid was there eating lunch. She stowed her dress wanting it to be a surprise and decided to join them for lunch and if her young genius didn't show up soon then she would go look for him.

She then spotted a chair and dragged it over to the table sitting down and enjoying what they had ordered for her. The thought crossed her mind that the team looked relaxed and enjoying themselves for the first time in what felt like a while. She looked around and still hadn't seen her Junior G-man yet. She heard a squeak and then a scraping of a chair and a face plopped down across from her. She yelped when she saw him sit down everyone turned in the direction of Reid and gasped at what they saw.

(Author's Note) Okay so I thought it would be good to end it here so you have a reason to add a comment it will be updated and check my poll in my bio to see my next story after this one is done. Okay if you review I will update faster and I will make the story more fun. This story is fun because at the end of it their will be a major whump story I will start next after finishing this one. Stay tuned my mv lovelies this story could go anyway for club fun tell me if I should put a slash or not.