"Mary Jane, come here I have to tell you something." Peter Parker was nervous to reveal his secret to Mary Jane but he knew it must be done. "Yeah, tiger?" He took off his shirt and shot a web at the window and Mary Jane looked at him questionably. "Yes, Peter. I know you're Spider-Man," she said laughing at the webs she's seen countless time produced from Peter. "Of course you do, Mary Jane but that's not what I had to tell you." She looked annoyed' 'well spit it out Peter!"
Peter went up to her closely.
He took a deep breath.
"It's not webs…."
Mary Jane passed out when he spoke the haunting truth.
"It's spider jizz."