hay hay hay anywho it's like late so I wrote this =p

he was late really late , england was never late and here we are with no england

"Sigh we can't start the meeting without the host isn't here what should we do?"asked Japan

"I say we should go check on him I know where Iggy lives"said America while munching on a burger

"Alright then lead the vay"they all got up and followed America to England's house a few minutes later they where at his house

"Alright here we are "he was about to know untill he hears some yelling

ENGLAND GET YE ARSE UP WE'RE LATE! Scotland

WHAT THE FUCK QUI slam FUCK GET THE FUCKING CRUMPETS I TAKEING THEM ON THE GO! England

SHUT THE FUCK IT'S 7:20...SHIT WE'RE LATE! Wales

IRELAND GET YOUR LEPRECHAUN ARSE OUT OF BED WE'RE LATE! Scotland

WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE'S ME BOXERS, FUCK IT IM GOING COMMANDO! Ireland

Everyone snickering even russia and Japan

OH WAII ENGLAND DON'T GO IN THE KITCHEN OR I'LL SHOVE A LEEK DOWN YOUR THROUGHT! Wales

#360 NO SKOPE CRUMPETS CHUCK slam! Scotland

BWM TOWN BWM TOWNN

NOW MY ALARM GOSE OFF?! Wales

SHUT UP SHEEP SHAGGER! Ireland

WE SHAG EM YOU EAT EM!Wales

They were dying

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!All of them

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD GET IN THE BUNKER I GOT CRUMPETS! (#danisnotonfire refrance) england

WERE OUT OF TEA BAGS! Scotland

WHAT! England

TESCO NOW!Wales

Slip SHIT FUCK IT WE'RE GOING TO COSTA! Ireland

they ran out of the root only to find the nation's on the floor clutching their stomachs laughing

"Bloody hell what are you guys doing here?!"

"You were late so we came here to check up on you!"the he continued to laugh

"Oi can I ask he a question?"

"What aru?"

All of the Kirkland's pointed to the sun "the fuck is that?!"

That's when they losted it