Novel of Prank Pulling and Blackmail
Chapter 1: Beginning of Evil & Torture
Akahito and Toyoharu are hanging out in Akahito's basements.
"I'm bored", complains Akahito
"We could set the forest of death on fire", Toyoharu suggests
"Did it 24 times", answers Akahito
"Stash firecrackers in Tsunade's office?"
"36 times"
"Go to an antique shop and smash everything inside?"
"19 times"
"Chase Sakura through the streets with a paintball gun?"
"100 times"
"Man you must really hate Sakura"
"Pinky", Akahito says with an evil glare
"I'll take that as a yes"
"Destroy Tsunade's house?"
"Did it once!"
"I can't believe you actually keep count of things you do"
"Man this sucks people are going to think we've turned good!" Akahito says
"Oh, I know" says Toyoharu, "We could publish a book."
"But not just any book we go through town and get dirt on everybody. You know secrets through dirt on everybody. You know secrets through diaries, family, and we can even pull pranks on them and take pictures of it!" Akahito said excitedly
"Yeah!" Toyoharu says. That night they came up with a plan on who to prank and how.
"Ok, time for our first victim" says Akahito.
"Time to find Sasuke" says Toyoharu with an evil glare.
Akahito and Toyoharu find Sasuke sitting on a bench in the park.
"Hey, Sasuke I need your help with something"
"What do you want" says Sasuke
Akahito appears out from behind a bush and shoots Sasuke in the neck with a sleep dart.
"I'm going to kill you." Growls Sasuke
Once Sasuke falls asleep Akahito and Toyoharu get to work on their prank.
An hour later Sasuke wakes up to see everybody staring and laughing at him.
"What's everyone laughing at me for?"
Sakura holds up a closet mirror.
Sasuke sees himself in a bra and panties with his balls shaved.
Also he sees Naruto rolling on the ground laughing his ass off.
"Naruto, I Gonne kill you," growls Sasuke
Naruto stops laughing and says," Now hold on I didn't do it."
"Yeah right, if you didn't then who did?"
"Think Sasuke, who would be so messed up and bored enough to do this." Says Naruto nervously
"Where are Akahito and Toyoharu?"
"Right here behind you" Akahito says half laughing
Toyoharu holds up a digital camera and says, "hey Sasuke you know we have been recording this the whole time and we're going to post it on the internet."
"You wouldn't dare try it!" says Sasuke
"Never underestimate the power of bored people," Akahito says.
Sasuke starts walking towards us and he grabs two kunais.
"Akahito I think it's time we left."
"Right, Let's get out of here I don't know how long I can take him seriously in a bra and panties with his balls shaved."
Toyoharu and Akahito make 5 clones of ourselves and split up in all directions. After we lost Sasuke ……. We head off towards Tsunade's office to pull the next prank. When we get their Akahito transformed into Hatsue and Toyoharu transformed into Naruto. Then we head up to Tsunade's office with a couple of paint grenades. We get up to her office and no one is there. We go into the room and plant the paint grenades all over her office. We pull the pins right when we hear someone coming…… and escape through the window right when Tsunade enters the room.
"Naruto, Hatsue what were you"…….. Boom the paint grenades go off spraying paint everywhere.
"NARUTO, HATSUE WHEN I FIND YOU YOUR DEAD!"
After a couple of hours we find Naruto eating ramen and Hatsue destroying an antique shop.
"Hey Naruto come with us"
"Ok" Naruto says dumbly
Next we bond Hatsue with duck tape.
After that we take them up to Tsunade's office.
When Tsunade sees Naruto and Hatsue….. "Look what you did!" says Tsunade
"But, we didn't do it" they both say
"I saw you with both my eyes when you did it!"
"Now get to work on cleaning it up!"
Naruto and Hatsue clean the office which took them five hours to clean everything in the office.
Right after Toyoharu and Akahito take Naruto & Hatsue to Tsunade, we go out to find our next victim………… Jayrai.
"Hey, Akahito lets prank Jayrai."
"How?"
"Use a genjutsu to transform the men's side to look like the women's side and put super glue on the hole and everywhere around it to make him glued to the hole, ground and fence…… then right when that happens remove the genjutsu to watch him go nuts about what he see."
"Yeah, this is going to be great!"
Toyoharu and Akahito cut a hole in the men's side and put super glue everywhere outside by the hole. After they do that they use a genjutsu to transform the men's side to women's side and the women's side to the men's side.
Then we waited about 10 minutes later and Jayrai arrives looking into the fence's peeping hole…. We removed the genjutsu. When we did this Jayrai was scrambling to remove himself from his peeping spot screaming bloody murder.
A half hour later Akahito says, "I'm bored now let's prank someone else."
"Like who."
"Wait, I got it lets get Neji's help to humiliate Hinata."
Later we find Neji training with Tenten, Rock Lee, and Gai.
"Neji, we need your help."
"Why would I help you and what for?"
Akahito whispers something to Neji.
"Why would I do that?"
"Neji, you alright." Tenten asks
"Yes"
"Ok"
"You'll be able to humiliate the main household!"
"Since you put it that way, you have a deal."
"Neji, we need any dirt you got on Hinata, secrets, habits, anything." Akahito said making sure to keep his voice low so Neji's teammates couldn't hear the conversation.
"Well, I do have something, but I promised Hinata I wouldn't tell anyone" Neji said as though he cared. "Oh well, you see ever since she has was 6 years old Hinata's had a problem with bedwetting."
"NO WAY!" Akahito and Toyoharu said in unison
"Oh and if Hiashi asks, you didn't get this information from me. If he finds out I had anything to do with this, he'll get curse-seal happy on my butt!!"
"No problem and thanks for the info."
"Hey if you want, I got stuff on other people." Neji said
"Really, what you do you got?" Toyoharu asked
"Well let's see." He said pulling out a rather large manila folder marked, "confidential (Yondaime-sama only knows from where and he doesn't seem to want to tell me)
"Neji where are you?"
"Here I'll let you borrow the manila folder for now, but I need it back okay."
"Alright, thanks"
"Neji"
"Get out of here" whispers Neji.
Akahito and Toyoharu walk out of sight.
"Here, I am Gai-sensei!"
"Good, Now I can give this" says a crazy smiling Jounin
Gai holds up a pair of ugly lime green spandex suit
"No way, stay away!"
Neji runs off, but Gai runs after and catches him
After 30 minutes of Gai ripping of Neji's clothes and forcing him to where the spandex suit you see Tenten furiously wearing a spandex suit as well.
"And you call me cruel" Akahito said once he heard Neji's enraged scream at being forced to wear the spandex suit after all it was Toyoharu's idea in the first place
"I know, Come on let's find Hinata."
After half an hour of searching the two wannabe novelists find said Hyuga.
"Let's get her" Toyoharu says
The two jumped off the roof they were hiding on grabbing Hinata and drag her into an alley that wasn't there a minute ago.
"What the… oh, Akahito Toyoharu it's just you guys"
"Hinata, we need any dirt you got on Neji."
"Why"
"Because we're writing a book "Toyoharu replies "and we need any & all info we can get….. Help us out and you won't be published."
"What d-do you mean, y-you don't got anything on m-me."
"Oh, but of course we do"
"Y-you're bluffing."
"We kid you not, we know all about you're…."Akahito leans in and whispers "bed wetting problem."
As soon as the words left his mouth Hinata got a horrified look on her face and slowly took a couple steps back.
"N-no, N-Neji promised."
"So help us out and you won't have to worry about that minor detail being spread to the public" Toyoharu said.
"Y-y-y-you p-p-p-promise y-you w-w-won't p-put it in t-the b-b-book?" stammers Hinata with a horrified look on her face.
"OF course" Toyoharu and Akahito say with their fingers crossed behind their back
"O-ok, I-I'll tell you something about N-Neji" says Hinata as her eyes shift from side to side.
"Well, what are you going to tell us?"
"Well, I know that…. Neji…..has…..a pair….of…..Tenten's….thong…that….. he wears."
"What no way you're joking" says Akahito half laughing
"Yes it's the truth, but you didn't hear it from me."
"Oh, man that's rich"
"Hinata your free to go" says a hysterically Akahito
Hinata runs out of the alley way laughing and scared to death.
"Ok, now back to looking through the manila folder"
Akahito and Toyoharu walk out of the alley which disappeared shortly after
"Hey, Akahito look at this" says Toyoharu half laughing
"Who did you find dirt on" asks Akahito curiously
"Rock Lee & Gai"
"What you find out about them"
"Just come here and take a look"
"Alright" says an annoyed Akahito
Akahito looks at the file and bursts out laughing
"I can't believe Lee wears Hello Kitty underwear & Gai was panted when he was a kid and that is the only reason why he wears that ugly spandex suit."
"I know" says Toyoharu still laughing
"Who should we prank next" says Toyoharu with an evil glare in his eyes
"Let's prank Tsunade"
"Are you nuts she would punch us threw a wall, demote us and make us scrub all the toilets in Konoha forever."
"Well, we're going to be killed when the book gets published we might as well take as many peoples' reputation to the grave with us as possible."
"true, Let's go" Toyoharu says after giving it a little thought
15 minutes later
"Damn, Tsunade's in her office what do we do now"
"I have an idea" Akahito says
"I guess there is a first time for everything" Toyoharu snickered.
"Mean! Any ways, I'll be right back." Akahito said randomly pulling a bottle of sake out of his pocket
"Hey Tsunade, see what I got!" Akahito says shaking the sake "You want this huh? Fetch" Akahito chucks the sake out of the window and Tsunade jumps out after it.
"We only have a couple of minutes, so let's hurry up and find something & get out of here."
A few minutes later
"There's nothing in here!" Akahito said frustrated
"I know" Toyoharu said kicking the nearest object which happened to be Tsunade's trash can.
"Oh great no we gotta clean this up" Akahito whined
"This is such a drag" mumbles Akahito
elsewhere
"What the heck" Shikamaru said waking up from his mid-morning nap."I got the feeling someone somewhere for some reason is using my patented saying."Oh well" he said and resumed his nap.
Back to Toyoharu and Akahito
"Ello what have we here" Toyoharu said inspecting the piece of paper he had just picked up.
"Eww! That is nasty!" he said after reading it
"I think I'm going to hurl from reading that." Says Toyoharu
"Kooool…. What's on the paper?"
"Read it and find out for yourself"
"Ok" says Akahito dumbly
Akahito reads a couple of lines and starts screaming "Ah, my eyes they burn!"
A couple minutes later
"This is great, but horrifying dirt on Granny Tsunade." Says Akahito after his out burst from reading the piece of paper
"Man, we should publish that love letter in," but was interrupted when Tsunade comes barracking through the door.
"What are you doing in my office" Tsunade demanded
"We…uh…we…we're liberating your trash."Akahito says followed by him jumping out the window
"Wait for me!" Toyoharu says also jumping out the window
"What could they want with my trash?" Tsunade thought dumbfounded
Akahito and Toyoharu
Ðamn, It's getting late. Everybody's going to be in bed soon so we can't get any more information till tomorrow." Toyoharu says. Akahito has gets an evil grin on his face "Ooh, I know that smile! That's a smile full of evil!"
To be continued…