Mork is totally mad. So, he made this!
There certainly isn't enough Doctor Who stuff with 3 + Jo in it, and even less with the C- oh yes, it's a suprise!
The Small Blue Planet
The Doctor was humming to himself as he wandered about activating various controls. Sometimes Jo just thought that he just felt like playing with them, simply because no matter what he did they always ended up in some random destination, which never seemed to be Metebelis 3.
"Where are going to this time Doctor?" she enquired as the Doctor bent down to study some dial or other. The Doctor glanced over at the brown mini-dress wearing figure and tutted.
"Come now Jo, Metebelis 3 of course!" he said, straightening his green velvet clad figure. They stood in silence, until the Doctor spoke.
"Well? Are you not going to ask why some red light is flashing or siren sounding or whatnot?" the Doctor asked, the irony clear in his voice, and Jo laughed. Then, predictably, a red light began flashing.
"Yes!" Jo replied, pointing to the light, which was situated on the panel nearest to the doors.
"Oh no," the Doctor moaned as he stepped over and leant on the console. He sighed rather loudly.
"What is it now?"
"Well Jo, the matter appears to be of an origin currently unknown which the TARDIS is not giving me the slightest indication of."
"What?"
"In simpler terms, I haven't the faintest idea." Jo rolled her eyes, before the TARDIS landed with a severe bump, throwing the pair to the floor. "Good grief!" the Doctor exclaimed as he pulled himself up. Jo took the Doctor's hand and he pulled her up. The Doctor sauntered over to the scanner controls and operated them.
"Where are we?" Jo enquired, looking at the image of a small blue planet.
Meanwhile, outside a group of pink-waist-high-anteater-like aliens popped out of a hole and onto the planet's surface.
"Oh sod it! Something's landed on the darned hole!" said the most senior and important looking.
"How are we supposed to get the soup?" complained a female. Underneath a growling voice could be heard.
"What's this in my way? Oi! Gerrof! Gerrof!"
"We must help the Soup Dragon!" a tiny alien cried out, and ran over to the large blue obstruction and began to push. The other seven or thereabouts joined too, and pushed with all their might, but to no avail.
In the TARDIS, the Doctor was surveying the instruments.
"Well, all readings say slightly lower gravity, with little or no atmosphere. We had better put on oxygen masks," he said, before handing Jo a mask and picking one up for himself . He opened the doors, and as soon as the pair stepped ouside, they were confronted by a group of the aliens. Immediately the large alien dashed forward and began to slap the Doctor about the knee.
"Sod off! Sod off!" he shouted, while Jo looked on with a look of either shock, fright, or befuddlement, or all three.
"Great balls of fire!" the Doctor exclaimed. The pink aliens stared up at the sky before diving into holes and replacing their dustbin lids.
"Well that seems to have done the trick!" the Doctor said to Jo while giving a sigh of relief. They disappeared into the TARDIS and prepared to leave.
"The TARDIS appears to be stuck!" the Doctor exclaimed, though he really shouldn't, it's not like the TARDIS isn't always stuck now, is it?
"Oh no!" exclaimed Jo's shoulder . Hang on, Jo's shoulder!?
On Jo's shoulder was the tiny alien! Jo screamed and began to err, well, scream.
"You must move it! What will the Soup Dragon do?!" the tiny alien whistled. The Doctor just stared at it in mild bemusement. Finally he regained his composure and spoke to the tiny alien.
"Who are you, what is the Soup Dragon, and what are you doing on my ship?" the Doctor demanded, in not a very nice tone at all. The poor lickle tiny alien began to cry. Jo, being nicer than the Doctor by quite a lot, lifted the tiny alien off her shoulder and began to cuddle it.
"It's alright, never mind that green monstrosity, talk to me instead!" Jo said softly, and the tiny alien cheered up, while the Doctor huffed.
"My name is Tiny Clanger!" Tiny Clanger said, and crawled out of Jo's arms and sat on the console. "Your spaceship is covering the entrance to the soup wells! Without soup, we will have nothing to eat except Blue String Pudding! And the Soup Dragon is stuck! She makes the soup for us!"
"Oh no! What shall we do, Doctor!" Jo said to him.
"Well, we first must find out why the TARDIS cannot move, as per usual, so we can free the Soup Dragon, and let Tiny Clanger here eat," the Doctor said, running a hand through his poofy white hair. He stepped out of the still open TARDIS doors, and was immediately confronted by Major Clanger.
"Sod off! Sod off!" he shouted, trying the Doctor's patience, but luckily the good ol' Tiny Clanger appeared and sorted out the problem by explaining to Major Clanger that it was not the Doctor's fault that the Soup Wells were blocked and that Jo was rather nice, so he should speak to her. Major Clanger waddled over to Jo, climbed up her leg and stood on her shoulder. He bent down so he could speak into her ear.
"The Clangers are hungry! What shall we do if we cannot reach the Soup?" he said quietly.
"The TARDIS will probably have food supplies, and maybe we can dig through to the Soup Dragon to let her out!" Jo replied, hoping both answers were possible.
"What? Give out my precious food supplies to a bunch of pink mice! Not on your-" the Doctor was cut off as Major Clanger called out to the others.
"Quick! There's food in this blue box!" With that, the other Clangers flooded in, and began to tear the place apart, searching for the food.
"No! No, don't touch that! That's the light-" Everything went black. "-switch!" Then, the Clangers tore off down a corridor when Small Clanger finally found the food supplies. They picked up as much as they could carry and tore back to the Console Room. In there, the adorable liddle Tiny Clanger had succeeded in turning the lights back on. The Clangers then ran riot, and the Doctor had to herd them out of his TARDIS by threatening them with a mop, much to Jo's distaste. The others went off down their holes, taking one third Doctor's precious food with them.
"Oh botheration!" the Third shouted, before turning to the only remaining Clangers, Tiny and Major. "I assume that is the last we're going to see of my food!" Major Clanger just shrugged, but the compassionate Tiny came up with something much more important.
"What about the Soup Dragon? She's stuck down there!" Tiny exclaimed, and simply because it was Tiny who said it, no-one had the heart to refuse. As if in a trance, the Doctor, Jo and Major Clanger collected spades and began to dig. Tiny called out to the Soup Dragon.
"Stay away! Or the rocks may hit you!" Tiny called, and the Soup Dragon aknowledged this with a Soup-Dragon-Like roar. Like those possessed, the Doctor, Jo and Major Clanger dug into the solid rock, and Tiny Clanger turned away.
"No, I must stop- No! They must not stop- No they must!" Tiny Clanger fell on the floor and began to scream silently. "I must fight, I ... must ... fight ... but ... can't. You are the Master, and I will obey you! For you are the Master and I will obey you! What was that? Stop repeating myself, it's not helping matters? Okay then!" With that, Tiny Clanger fainted.
Whatever will happen to poor Tiny Clanger!? Find out next time? What, you mean there's more?! No way! Yes indeed! Why am I talking to myself? I have absolutely no idea! Oh, good use of the immortal catchphrase, there, top marks! Thank me very much! I think I should stop now. I agree.