A/N's - Just one thing before you guys read this. I was in a strange mood the day I wrote this and forgot I'd even writen the thing till I got a notice that one of my writing groups over at msn was getting ready to close. So I got to looking through the site to see if there was anything left to salvage and I stumbled across this one. Let's just say, it's odd. I've never writen a fic EVER with Yuffie in it so this was the first one. So please be kind.

Disclaimer- Don't own em', last I've heard ol' Square did and also heard they are making a killing off of it. Lucky ducks

Yuffie's Misadventure

"so much for a sleeping forest" the younger one spat sarcastically over her shoulder at the masculine figure, dark garments adorning his form. The deep crimson cloak hiding anything that could have been seen by the naked eye. Her right, the skilled martial artist lashes out with lightning quickness into battle blocking an attack that nearly cost the thin framed ninja dearly. Crying out suddenly, she stumbles back a bit wide eyed "whoa!" she exclaims. "Pay attention!" the woman snaps back at her as the other companion of her party fires a shot bringing the monster quickly to its death.

Once the battle was over, the young woman dropped down to the ground letting her legs spread out against the forest floor. The shapely figure of the older woman comes up, and from the heavy steps, she knew she was about to get lectured to. "What are you doing? You can't take a break now or else we are going to fall farther behind!"

….guh! Fuss fuss is all she's good for now and days…

"Yuffie!" the thump of the steel plated boot making contact with her exposed thigh broke the younger girls concentration. "Hey! You kicked me!" Yuffie spats back bringing the assaulted area up to her slender torso. The heat from the growing bruise nearly brought tears to the youthful face. "why the sudden are you so mean anyways…' she sulks barely saying it aloud for the others to hear. "Oh gods…" a huff of irritation, and the woman turns to the quietly caped man. Course he's always quiet ,Yuffie smirked. "Vincent!" she snaps. Hearing his name brought into the argument, Vince shifts his weight as his eyes looked from the one that called him to the one that sat sulking over the petty injury. "We must leave" he spoke with little effect of emotion. Or haste. The blood red eyes looked back up to the dark haired woman standing now with her arms crossed. Without a word, he nods to her and turning, he begins to walk the path leading them from the forest. Taking his cue, the woman drops hands, and trots off catching up to his lead.

"Hey! What about me! Hello? Wounded lady here!" Yuffie snaps, "Vinny! Tifa!" but the two continued on their way. 'well that sure is a fine how do you do if I ever did…' Pulling herself up shortly, she dusts her legs off knocking her palms to the back pockets of her thick tan shorts. A quick huff, she spins back around and charges up the make shift pathway breaking the distance between her and her assigned party. "Come on! Will you two just stop a min…." she huffs and puffs her way till she stops once more bending over to take a quick breather latching her slender fingers against the boney kneecaps. ' oh why me! Why couldn't I get paired with Barret! Least I could out run his fat…" a shrill of a monster brought Yuffie back to reality when her eyes widened as she straightened her body stance.

'what the heck is goin' on here! I haven't seen one of these things since we were back at that stupid pyramid place!' She looked past the creatures shoulder to make out the faint lines of her party members 'gee thanks a lot! Oh no, don't worry, ol' Yuffie can handle herself… no sweat right?' Shaking off a bit of nervousness, Yuffie grasps her pinwheel firmly as she tries to take a quick inventory check on her materia, the monster attacks with it's icy cold breath. Yuffie shudders from the sudden blast of ice forming over the padding of her clothing and exposed legs. "Alright that was a cheap shot!" she snaps with her brows tightly knit, she calls forth fire 2 sending it straight at the purplish toned creature.

Vincent stops suddenly turning back to search the path behind them, Tifa looks a bit puzzled till she turns and spies the battle taking place. " Oh no Yuffie!" she cries out guilt stricken. She charges back across the ground digging her boots into the planet, she ran back to help her young friend in need. Vincent stays silent taking in the present situation before taking action. A moment later he joined the two young women in their fight against the monster.

"This isn't working!" Yuffie snaps as she attempts another fire spell. Tifa resorts to her physical attacks when Vincent warns them suddenly "watch out for her fascination attack, it will confuse your mind" "Oh great" Yuffie huffs a bit and narrows her eyes when she sees the slight tint of blood on the beasts lower lip. "Woo hoo! How did ya like that one? Huh? Not so tough now are ya!" Vince fires off a few rounds but the Jemnezy was much quicker than he suspected easily dodging the spray of bullets. "Oh would you just die already!" Yuffie growls feeling her limit break building inside. Tifa lands one punch, but misses the kick. "that's it, you're goin down!" Yuffie powers up when Vince suddenly snaps "Yuffie don't!" but it was too late.

Soon as the two made contact, Yuffie was thrown backwards several feet away. On impact, the creature burst suddenly spraying a light mist of purple dust into the air. Vincent turns quickly away lifting his cape, he dips under the cloth till the cloud of dust settled. Tifa to turned from the harmful mist covering her hand over her mouth and nose.

"Ah gwad!" the young ninja spats after a few minutes. She sat straddling the ground with both hands on either side of the short black strands of her head shaking out some of the grim and dust that laid heavily on her. Soon as the dust was stirred, she sneezed. Then everything swirled around as she felt light headed. "whoa…" Coming up to her, she could hear foot steps but her vision was so blurred. "Are you al right?" the males voice asked as she lifted her head she froze suddenly.

Tifa strides up to them and stops short when she sees the gaped open mouth of the young warrior seated on the ground. "Oh no Yuffie what's wrong!" she asks bending down to the girls side when she is violently shoved aside and the young woman latches onto either side of the crimson cloak bringing herself up to the heavenly sight that stood before her. Vince quirks both brows up when the girl rationally throws her arms around him holding him tightly in her thin arms. "Oh Vinny I love you! Kiss me! Please Vinny? Will you kiss me? Come on pucker up!" Vince's brows draw down as he tries to unattached the young woman's embrace while Tifa looked dumbfounded at the two for a moment. What the heck….

"Yuffie this isn't you…"Vince starts as the young girl tried desperately to climb him to reach his mouth. "Yuffie, stop" Tifa says as she stands up reaching out towards the love struck teen. "No he's mine!" Yuffie shoots back violently spinning around, she shoves Tifa back. Vince steps around the teen to try and help Tifa back to her feet when the faint clouded mist is stirred once again with Yuffie latching onto his back and holding on for dear life. "Vinny I love you!" the girls declares again. Growling a bit, Vince sucks in a short breath , pauses then violently sneezes.

Tifa starts to stand up when she sees Vince stumble a bit with the young girl latched onto his back, she reaches out for his good arm and asks, "Vincent? Are you okay?" Tilting his head to one side, Vince held his eyes closed tightly. He knew he'd been infected and whomever he saw next he would soon be under the spell. "Don't.." he breathes trying to fight the light headedness. Tifa proceeded despite his warning. "But Vince.." she starts again when his eyes slowly slid open staring at a patch of ground. Tifa smirks dipping over at the waist, she reaches out to place a hand on his shoulder when it's slapped away suddenly by the piggy back rider. Tifa glared at the young nuisance that clung to Vince like a parasite. "Go find Cloud!" the girl snaps. "Would you just get off of Vincent's back.." "No!" "Yuffie!"

Vince groans staggering a bit when Tifa comes up to him lashing out with two strong arms, she steadies him a bit when he involuntarily looks back into her eyes to express his gratitude when immediately he freezes. Tifa, with her hands both holding onto his upper arms looks back into his deep crimson gaze questioningly. "Vin…" Tifa begins to speak his name again when she is quickly silenced with the index of his right hand resting softly against her lips. Her faced burned brightly feeling the seductive movement of the mans touch against her face. "Are you okay…" Tifa mummers softly as her lids felt heavy suddenly. The younger girl slipped from his back but held tightly to his left leg as she sat on the ground muttering her undying devotion to him.

"So beautiful…" he breathes softly against her as Tifa felt his breath against her face. 'oh gods Vincent Valentine is going to kiss me!' Another brush of his hand against her rose-colored face, Tifa fell prisoner to his touch. Leaning gently towards the intended target, Vincent slips the coarse padding of his fingers underneath the young womans chin.

Yuffie screams

A/N's - Yeah, I know it's weird. Poor Vincent. But least this time it wasn't just Tifa that got to play with our favorite dark haired hunk. Anyways, hope you all liked it