Ok, the first couple chapters will be kind of an intro to the vice versa
story. The storyline will pick up soon enough though. It starts out
skipping around different scenes; when VEGETA originally makes his first
appearance, and a few of the times when both Bulma and Vegeta are found in.
Remember this is an Alternate Universe so im probably gonna change some of
the stuff. Please read and enjoy! I wouldnt hate reviews either...those
always make people feel special, even weird 'ol me *o*
%The Executioner%
P.S. Anyone wanna be a betta reader?
"We will be reaching Earth in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." said the male mechanical voice of Princess Bulma's space pod. As the word zero came out, Bulma felt herself come into contact with the surface.
Bulma exited her pod and began looking at her surroundings. There were several humans who were awaiting the sight of her. What they saw made them look- no- GAWK at her beautiful self, and she didn't want them to. She raised her ki, shot out and killed all the lesser beings in under 10 seconds. After a minute, her two unworthy assistants still hadn't emerged from their pods.
"You two dim wits ready yet?" yelled Bulma in an annoyed, yet calm voice.
"Wha-what?? Oh! Yes my lady." said Radditz with a sleepy manner.
"Of course my lady. I was just making sure it was safe to come out....I MEAN I was checki-" but Nappa was interruptes by his Princess.
"Both of you save your miserable excuses! I happen to be in a good mood, so we'll be off . I can hardly wait to watch you kick the shit out of those useless fighters. Unless your too tired??"
Knowing what it would mean to even reply to her highness, the two Saiyan males flew as fast as they could towards the area where their scouters pathetically over normal power levels.
The Princess smirked and launched into the air. She passed the time by entertaining herself in the best manner possible; by the time she arrived at the designated area, over 200,000 humans had been murdered.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ON NAMEK
Vegeta stumbled, but relentlessly climbed up the clif spo he could have a view of the fight without being noticed. Once the top was reached, he saw what used to be an amazingly beautiful woman lying dead on the ground. She had a hole about the size of a can of paint punctured through her armor. What a pity....but at least she died still looking....good enough Vegeta thought. WAIT! Wasn't that the evil bitch from hell who killed (his girlfriend....I coudn't have used Yamchette! Janice takes the place of ) Janice? Just thinking of her made himself feel like sobbing. But he was a man, and no man would ever stoop so low as to cry. Have strength! We'll revive her with the Dragon Balls.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
WHEN ALL WERE WISHED BACK TO LIFE AND TO EARTH
With Janice siting in his lap, Vegeta listened attentively to the news that was being announced to everyone.
"Namek has been destroyed, along with our Goku and Freiza...." stated Piccolo (I don't know who really delivered the news, cause its been so long but its good enough, right?)
"GOKU!? OH NO! My beloved Goku!" yelled Chichi, right before crying like a maniac with Gohan, in his shoulders.
Several cries were made of the likes, and many MANY tears were shed. It wasn't until then that Vegeta noticed a very pissed looking Princess sitting at the foot of a tree. He walked up to her and stared at her before saying
"Do you have anywhere to stay?"
"What's it to you shorty?"
"Well, if you want, you can stay at Capsule Corporation. It's big enough and rich enough to feed you...." Vegeta ended hesitantly.
Bulma tok a little minute to herself to ponder this...offer. Does he want to mate? No, he already has one to himself. Well, that would keep him out of my way. Rich? Good food....a genious....could build me a machine like the one Kakarot has! She looked up to him, stood up, and answered; "All right then. Where to?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
AFTER GOKU'S RETURN
Vegeta and Janice were woken up by their intercom beeping like hell.
"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled Vegeta.
"Vegeta dear! It's your mother. I need to go out for the day and I want you to check on the pot rost, then make sure you do the laundry and I want Janice to clean the house."
"And you wake us up at," Vegeta checked the clock and found it to be 10 o'clock. "All right, have fun wherever you'll go." With that he shut the intercom.
"Someone's in a good mood. I guess I'll get strted for the day."
"You want to get up without playing?" said Vegeta in a sexy voice.
Janice chuckled, but got out of the bed none the less.
"I need to go to work now, so I can be back to clean the house." She gave a kiss to him got dressed, did her bathroom stuff, and left the room all with Vegeta gazing at her.
There's something she's not telling me He then got up and did the same, and proceded to the kitchen.
Downstairs, he found Bulma gulping down the last bites of her meal. He made his coffee, and while putting the sugar into it, he felt his left butt cheek be slapped.
"Get out of my way, 'honey'," said Bulma in an agressive, yet mocking tone as she went to the sink to dump her empty plates.Vegeta moved at her request. After a couple weeks, she hadn't found it so bad to be SOMEwhat curtious.
"So, what's up with the woman Jr of the house?"
"I was asking myself the same thing...." said a distant Vegeta.
"Uh huh, uh huh, shouldn't have asked. ANYway, you almost done with your oh- so-important project? 'Cause I need to begin my trainning."
Bulma had also found that you get more with sweet than with sour. If perhaps Vegeta took advantage of this, than she would just threaten his weak life, and therefore USUALLY get what she wanted.
"Give me 10 minutes....How much gravity?"
"Hm......230"
"Sure thing.coming right up
"
20 MINUTES LATER
"VEGETAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! What the FUCK did you do?! I don't feel ANY gravity, in fact, I fell lighter, a little TOOOOOOOOO lighter!!!!! You screwed up the fucking machine!! FIX IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
Bulma, once done with her rant, she went into the lab, to find that Vegeta was not there. In the kitchen, she found Vegeta unconcious with his coffee spilled all over him.
Well, done for now!:) hope you liked it please review whatever you want!!!:)
%The Executioner%
P.S. Anyone wanna be a betta reader?
"We will be reaching Earth in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." said the male mechanical voice of Princess Bulma's space pod. As the word zero came out, Bulma felt herself come into contact with the surface.
Bulma exited her pod and began looking at her surroundings. There were several humans who were awaiting the sight of her. What they saw made them look- no- GAWK at her beautiful self, and she didn't want them to. She raised her ki, shot out and killed all the lesser beings in under 10 seconds. After a minute, her two unworthy assistants still hadn't emerged from their pods.
"You two dim wits ready yet?" yelled Bulma in an annoyed, yet calm voice.
"Wha-what?? Oh! Yes my lady." said Radditz with a sleepy manner.
"Of course my lady. I was just making sure it was safe to come out....I MEAN I was checki-" but Nappa was interruptes by his Princess.
"Both of you save your miserable excuses! I happen to be in a good mood, so we'll be off . I can hardly wait to watch you kick the shit out of those useless fighters. Unless your too tired??"
Knowing what it would mean to even reply to her highness, the two Saiyan males flew as fast as they could towards the area where their scouters pathetically over normal power levels.
The Princess smirked and launched into the air. She passed the time by entertaining herself in the best manner possible; by the time she arrived at the designated area, over 200,000 humans had been murdered.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ON NAMEK
Vegeta stumbled, but relentlessly climbed up the clif spo he could have a view of the fight without being noticed. Once the top was reached, he saw what used to be an amazingly beautiful woman lying dead on the ground. She had a hole about the size of a can of paint punctured through her armor. What a pity....but at least she died still looking....good enough Vegeta thought. WAIT! Wasn't that the evil bitch from hell who killed (his girlfriend....I coudn't have used Yamchette! Janice takes the place of ) Janice? Just thinking of her made himself feel like sobbing. But he was a man, and no man would ever stoop so low as to cry. Have strength! We'll revive her with the Dragon Balls.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
WHEN ALL WERE WISHED BACK TO LIFE AND TO EARTH
With Janice siting in his lap, Vegeta listened attentively to the news that was being announced to everyone.
"Namek has been destroyed, along with our Goku and Freiza...." stated Piccolo (I don't know who really delivered the news, cause its been so long but its good enough, right?)
"GOKU!? OH NO! My beloved Goku!" yelled Chichi, right before crying like a maniac with Gohan, in his shoulders.
Several cries were made of the likes, and many MANY tears were shed. It wasn't until then that Vegeta noticed a very pissed looking Princess sitting at the foot of a tree. He walked up to her and stared at her before saying
"Do you have anywhere to stay?"
"What's it to you shorty?"
"Well, if you want, you can stay at Capsule Corporation. It's big enough and rich enough to feed you...." Vegeta ended hesitantly.
Bulma tok a little minute to herself to ponder this...offer. Does he want to mate? No, he already has one to himself. Well, that would keep him out of my way. Rich? Good food....a genious....could build me a machine like the one Kakarot has! She looked up to him, stood up, and answered; "All right then. Where to?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
AFTER GOKU'S RETURN
Vegeta and Janice were woken up by their intercom beeping like hell.
"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled Vegeta.
"Vegeta dear! It's your mother. I need to go out for the day and I want you to check on the pot rost, then make sure you do the laundry and I want Janice to clean the house."
"And you wake us up at," Vegeta checked the clock and found it to be 10 o'clock. "All right, have fun wherever you'll go." With that he shut the intercom.
"Someone's in a good mood. I guess I'll get strted for the day."
"You want to get up without playing?" said Vegeta in a sexy voice.
Janice chuckled, but got out of the bed none the less.
"I need to go to work now, so I can be back to clean the house." She gave a kiss to him got dressed, did her bathroom stuff, and left the room all with Vegeta gazing at her.
There's something she's not telling me He then got up and did the same, and proceded to the kitchen.
Downstairs, he found Bulma gulping down the last bites of her meal. He made his coffee, and while putting the sugar into it, he felt his left butt cheek be slapped.
"Get out of my way, 'honey'," said Bulma in an agressive, yet mocking tone as she went to the sink to dump her empty plates.Vegeta moved at her request. After a couple weeks, she hadn't found it so bad to be SOMEwhat curtious.
"So, what's up with the woman Jr of the house?"
"I was asking myself the same thing...." said a distant Vegeta.
"Uh huh, uh huh, shouldn't have asked. ANYway, you almost done with your oh- so-important project? 'Cause I need to begin my trainning."
Bulma had also found that you get more with sweet than with sour. If perhaps Vegeta took advantage of this, than she would just threaten his weak life, and therefore USUALLY get what she wanted.
"Give me 10 minutes....How much gravity?"
"Hm......230"
"Sure thing.coming right up
"
20 MINUTES LATER
"VEGETAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! What the FUCK did you do?! I don't feel ANY gravity, in fact, I fell lighter, a little TOOOOOOOOO lighter!!!!! You screwed up the fucking machine!! FIX IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
Bulma, once done with her rant, she went into the lab, to find that Vegeta was not there. In the kitchen, she found Vegeta unconcious with his coffee spilled all over him.
Well, done for now!:) hope you liked it please review whatever you want!!!:)